CHAOS IS A FRIEND OF MINE ✝

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friendship’s really weird. Like, you just pick some humans you’ve met and you’re like “yup. i like these ones” and you just do stuff with them

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

You smart fuckers

I want this above my fireplace.

if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember in 2007 i got caught standing in my grandparents fireplace throwing dirt at my feet saying ‘diagon alley’

fuck

Obama selfies are the best selfies

You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

i showed this to my boyfriend and he started to cry

how she do that