:đ: hello! my name is scruff, and iâm the admin of this little blog :) my main account is @ticklishscruff and iâm not new to tumblr; iâve been here for about 6 months now, if i had to guess! my pronouns are he/xe/it/mask/void/ender/pebble/tech, but he/him or xe/xem are the most reliable (even though i will love you for the rest of time if you use my neos /p ).
:đ: i as the admin am a minor and completely sfw! nsfw accounts, please dni! itâs for my own comfort and the comfort of my followers.
:đ: i am not dream, nor do i claim to be! this is purely a roleplay account made for fun. i am not pretending to be him by any means!
:đ: this is an alternate account for @dreamleee , which i no longer have access to. yes, iâm the same scruffy as that one!
:đ: i do roleplay with ocs and sonas.
:đ: if i have something i need to respond to and i donât do it within an hour or two, please shoot me a dm to let me know :)
:đ: last updated 11/19/2021
HCs under cut :D
đ¨ reference designs â˘
:đ: wonderful art done by @wanderlustlily and @wooghyeah on tiktok :)
đ¨ headcanons â˘
:đ: dream is a demigod, taking the form of a human-demon hybrid out of personal comfort.
:đ: he kind of grew up alone, raising himself for the most part except for the occasional visit from puffy or spending time with sapnap in the badlands.
:đ: due to this, heâs a very skilled hunter and tracker for his age, which is the reason he won so many of his manhunts. he also has really good survival instincts.
:đ: dream has two distinctly different forms, but he tends to not stick to one or the other and rather to fluctuate between them.
:đ: he always sheltered sapnap when bad and skeppy got into huge arguments, and that could last from a few hours to a week.
:đ: dreamâs height can fluctuate from around 6â to 10â but he usually stands at around 6â1 where heâs most comfortable.
:đ: though heâs usually mellow and relaxed, dream can be really competitive. he likes making whatever he can into a competition, especially with sapnap and his friends.
đ¨ demigod headcanons â˘
:đ: although dream is a demigod, heâs really only about 21, the age he presents as. he can choose his own lifespan and he decided to stay with sapnap since theyâd been the same age a few lives before and he really likes the idiot.
:đ: he canât really fly, but he chose his power to be incredibly nimble and flexible, making him an excellent escapist (which also helps him during manhunts). heâs also very strong.
:đ: although heâs very powerful as it seems, dream was told to pick two weaknesses that would render his powers useless. the first one he picked was a silver dragon ring he keeps on a chain around his neck: putting it on deactivates his usual power.
đ¨ overall tickle headcanons â˘
:đ: lee-leaning switch
:đ: likes the stoplight system for both being lee and being lee
:đ: huge on aftercare
đ¨ lee headcanons â˘
:đ: remember that second weakness i didnât cover earlier? yeah, itâs tickling. dream thought it was a ridiculous quirk and he picked it naively in the hope no one would have the guts to tickle him.
:đ: in a way, though, heâs glad he picked tickling as a deactivation for his powers because he can get really squirmy when heâs getting tickled... and he kinda likes being tickled.
:đ: dream is ridiculously ticklish. itâs almost embarrassing to him at times, but he doesnât mind it too much.
:đ: his tickle-laugh is immensely different fro his regular laugh; while his normal laugh is cackly and he wheezes a lot, his laugh while getting tickled is super high-pitched and squeaky and full of cute little noises like hiccups and chirps.
:đ: he gets really shy when being tickled, too; he hides his face and gets really flustered at basically nothing
:đ: speaking of getting flustered, dream cannot handle teasing to save his life. he gets embarrassed at the tiniest teases and blushes very easily.
:đ: he also canât take anticipation. if his let hovers their fingers over his sensitive spots without touching him and heâll melt into a babbling puddle of whines and giggles.
:đ: his most ticklish spots are his tummy, armpits, and thighs.
:đ: heâs one hell of a wiggler, but he tries not to squirm too much that he gives his ler a hard time
đ¨ ler headcanons â˘
:đ: run <3
:đ: this man is such a scary ler.
:đ: dream is absolutely huge on using his demigod form to wreck his lee even more, since it makes him taller and stronger.
:đ: he loves teasing, too. every chance he gets heâll be cooing and taunting his lee, making them blush every way he can think of.
:đ: dream loves using his demigod traits to tickle his lees even more. for example, he uses his claws to tickle his lee and he likes nibbling on them with his sharp teeth (gently of course, as not to hurt them).
:đ: his ler moods are few and far between but when they arrive they hit hard.
:đ: dream is happy to oblige to his leeâs requests for any kind of tickles they want, but only if they ask nicely.
:đ: he loves wrecking his lees if they did him dirty or lied to him, no matter how serious it is.
:đ: his favourite method of tickling is to wind up the lee with really light tickles on their worst spots and all over them and then dive in 100% and scribble at their spots and make them shriek.
:đ: heâll never go too far; he always backs off at any sign of discomfort or genuine wanting him to stop.
:đ: he loves after-tickle cuddles!
đ¨ tickle spots â˘
:đ: tummy (17/10) : his absolute worst spot, and also his favourite. gentle tickles make him melt and rougher tickles make him shriek and squeal. his tummy also blushes, which he finds super embarrassing.
:đ: armpits (10/10) : this spot makes him squeal and blush really hard, probably one of his most flustering spots. heâs so, so bad at the keep-your-arms-up game.
:đ: thighs (9/10) : one of his most squirmy spots. hypersensitive to light tickles, and he kicks his legs a lot when being tickled here.
:đ: ribs (7/10) : also a very flustering spot. makes him very wiggly and he gets really red. the higher up his ribs you go the more squirmy and giggly he gets.
:đ: horns (6/10) : mostly a melt spot, makes him make all sorts of cute little noises like squeaks and squeals.
:đ: sides (5/10) : a good place to start when tickling him. this spot makes him really squirmy and giggly and breaks the dam of laughter immediately. also quite a flustering spot.
:đ: neck/ears (3/10) : also a melt spot, makes him very flustered and squeaky.
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The morning was surprisingly warm, golden sunlight casting soft shadows across the SMP. Padding along the Prime Path with his hands clasped behind his back and his mask settled comfortably over his smile was Dream, his stride purposeful and his cloak flowing behind him.
Now, this was no usual occurrence. Dream quite enjoyed walking the paths of the server, surveying people as he pleased and making sure no one stepped out of line. Today, though, he had a goal.
Provoke.
The masked speedrunner surveyed the paths for a moment before noticing the figure of a friend of his: Schlatt. With a soft smirk hidden by his porcelain mask, Dream softened his steps, his meaningful pace slowing to a soft creep. He snuck up behind Schlatt, his hands outstretched and formed into claws, and with a cheeky grin he tapered his fingers quickly into Schlattâs sides before dancing back out of reach so he wouldnât get hit.
âHey, Schlatticus,â Dream teased gently, a grin plastered across his face as he shifted his mask and slung the leather strap with care over one of his horns so it wouldnât slide away. âHow goes it?â
[ @ticklydream hey bestie itâs me đŠ I hope this ask is okay /gen ]
Schlatt in all fairness had nothing going on in his agenda. Today was one of the few days he was sober while he was in a really good mood today for all things considered (to his standards anyhow). His typical blazer was off as it felt to stuffy and he was only wearing his nice button up and his bright red tie.
Truly Schlatt was minding his own buisness as he was walking down the path. His hands where in the pants pockets as he just looked around with no purpose. He didn't hear Dream sneak up behind him but it was to late. When he felt the fingers against his sides he let out a sound similar to a bleet (a scream if you asked him. he will never admit that he bleets.) as he flinched to at the hands as his elbows jostled back in a self defense way.
Turning around with his ears flopped down as he stared at dream. An annoyed feature taking over his features, although he was glad to see his friend. "Hello Dream," He huff out, although a ghost of a smile appears "It was going good until you decided to try and scare me." he explains as his arms fold across his chest "How about you Dreamer Boy? What have you been up to?"
[Hey this is really good!! sorry for the late reply and I hope this is okay!]
Dream burst into laughter and stumbled back, pressing a shy hand over his mouth to hide his smile. âDude, did you just bleat?!â He exclaimed, his voice teasing but the undertone of affection was genuine. âThatâs so cute! I didnât know you could bleat!â
The speedrunnerâs porcelain mask swung slightly in the breeze, and he leaned back a little on his heels, grinning shyly at Schlatt and rubbing the back of his neck. He noted the ghost of a smile quirking at Schlattâs lips and reassured himself that the ram wasnât mad.
âIâve been fine,â he responded with a happy chuckle. âIâve just kind of been⌠watching? Making sure the server is in operating order, you know? And terrorizing the kids. How about you, sheep boy?â
Schlatt shakes his head as he lets out an offended scoff "Of course not Dream, I'm a man, not fuly a ram!" He defends as his ears perked slightly at the compliment. "Its not- it didn't even happen- I don't fucken bleat!"
Schlatt although feeling rather humiliated about his bleat, really couldn't care. Sure it was rather embarrassing at times, but it is what it is. All he has to do is defend his ego dignity.
"Sounds fair. I hope no one had to be put back into place, well besides the kids." He chuckles a little bit at the idea of the kids being themselves. "Watch it you heathen, I'm a ram. not a sheep, learn the difference." he snarks back, he hopes that the sarcastic reply can be heard as he rolls his eyes.
Dream noticed the way Schlattâs ears pricked at the show of affection, and he noted that he would have to make him bleat again. âYou totally did. What, are you embarrassed?â Dream teased with a giggle, his eyes glimmering. âThat was adorable. Iâm gonna remember that, you know.â
Would he probably remember that? Who knows, but it was cute at the time.
The speedrunner chuckled, cooing softly at Schlatt. âIs sheep boy embarrassed about his little bleat, hmm? Is that it?â He hummed affectionately, grinning shyly. He never really got the opportunity to tease anyone, let alone Schlatt of all sheep- er, rams.
Dream giggled. He wasnât sure if his provoking was working, but he was having fun either way.
Schatt could only roll his eyes more as he let out a sigh "Listen Smiley, let me put it this way for your understanding. Number one, I didn't bleat, I never have bleat and I never will bleat. " He puts one finger up as he explains this "Number two, it's stupid to be embarrassed about something that never happened nor existed." He explains with the confidence as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
The greatest thing about being a buisness man is reading people, and right now, Schlatt just knows deep within his core that dream is needing something. Schatt was going to have fun eith this one, he could feel him smirk deevishly at the idea.
"Okay giggles, you aren't gonna remember jack shit," he 'threatens' at the blond as he takes a step towards him, testing the waters to see where this goes. "You know for someone who has the Smiley face on them, you really don't show your adorable one. Hm? What's with that?" He questions the other with a hint of fondness on him.
Dream grinned shyly at the tone to his friendâs voice, but as Schlatt stepped towards him with a devilish smirk he couldnât help but burst into nervous giggles, hiding his giddy grin behind a gloved hand and stumbling back a few steps. The nickname rang true as the speedrunner babbled nervously, tripping over his words as giddy titters and chirps bubbled past his lips.
âHey- heyheyheyhey donât look at me like that,â Dream tried to threaten, but the excited lilt to his voice didnât make him sound exactly frightening. âI think Iâll remember it ahanyway, you know? Like- just a little tidbihit of a memory?â
His grin only widened at Schlattâs words, the affectionate hint to his voice taking the speedrunner off-guard. âI- I doho smile! Ahall the time- itâs like- like my brand, you knohow- where are you evehen going with thihis?!â
As Dream stumbled back Schlatt took a few steps forward. "Awe why you gotta cover your brand, giggles? Hm? I wanna see that cute little smile that the brand has. You think I can get some?" Schlatt teases, his eyes seeming to shine in unspoken mischief and glee.
"In what way am I looking at you? Am I not allowed to watch you become an unspoken reason to suddenly be a babbling mess?" He hums, he chooses to ignore the side comment of Dreams remembering, but he would going back to that later.
"I think you want something Dream, why else would you come to the common buisness worker. Hm?" He accuses as he grins more, seemingly understanding of what Dream has going on, "So tell me Dream what's been causing you to be a little giggly guy? Something on your side? Go on, tell me what's so funny!" He initiated as he steps closer and closer to Dream.
The glint of mischief in Schlattâs eyes did nothing to calm the butterflies in Dreamâs stomach. As Schlatt continued to advance towards him he dropped his hand from his mouth in favour of holding out both hands in what he wished he could call a strong defense, mind swirling with the possibilities of how Schlatt could wreck him.
At the mention of his side, the speedrunnerâs face glowed a cherry red and he tucked his arms tightly against his sides, still holding his hands up in a half-surrender, half-defense. âL-Lihihistehen-â he tried to say, but Schlattâs continuous approach made him trail off into nervous giggles.
Dream fidgeted with his gloves, suddenly aware that he might have to ask for what he wanted. He took a deep breath, mustering up all his courage, and blurted out messily, âLook- I-I knohow ihitâs stupid buhuhut Iâve beheen in a reheallyhy bihig moohohood ahall day and I knohow yohohouâre gohood at tihi- mehessihing with peheoplehe soho can yohou plehease juhust- juhust wreheck mehe!â
Schatt stopped a foot in front of Dream.His back straightened and in a attentive stance in front of the other in front of Dream. Staring down at him with the eyes of pure mischief with a smirk of pure chaos. How wonderful, and how perfect as he thinks of all the way to utterly wreck this man in front of him.
"Ooooh!" He draws out, his eyes lighting up, "So that's why you're giggly and so red. And being a total provoker!" He exclaims as he claps his hands together to add effect. "Its not stupid, in fact it's seems to be a great idea!" He hums as he looks around for anyone coming.
"However," he pauses to think carefully how to word this, "Before I utterly wreck your shit into a giggly puddle of smiles where do you wanna go? Cause if you're gonna be laying on wood it's gonna be a pain in the ass." He offers, as much as he was itching to wreck dream bit by bit, he wanted the other party comfortable.
Dreamâs eyes trailed shyly up to meet Schlattâs after a moment of embarrassed silence, and as soon as he did his stomach burst into nervous butterflies. The look Schlatt was giving him was nothing short of predatory, and something about the happy mischief in the hybridâs eyes made Dreamâs already-giggly demeanour crumble even further.
âTh-Thahanks..â The demigod again hid his smile behind one hand, his vision darting around them to make sure nobody was near. Even though he was in a giggly mood, he still had a reputation.
The way Schlatt worded his next sentence made Dream swallow a shy squeak, though a giggle or two slipped past his lips. âI-Ihi- uhuhm- I duhunno, mahaybehe juhust- ohon the grahahass?â
Schlatt nods "Then lets go, Giggles."he cooes at the other. As they started to walk closer and closer towards the grass with dream. Every now and then he reached out to tweak at the speed runners side. The best part is, Schlatt could just tell how badly this mood is eating at dream. Well, he will have to fill the man's needs, doesn't he?
As they reached the grassy area, schlatt was pretty close as he looked down upon dream, seeming to study him of where to go first, creating a form of a plan as he stared at the other.
"Say Giggles, when was the last time you treated those lovey horns of yours?" He asks, as he reaches out and gently starts scratching at the base of the horns, tracing his nails as he hummed . "They look really nice on you Smilee, makes you seem threatening if you weren't a Giggles monster.~" he teases down at the younger. "Everybody watch out for the Giggle monster! He will kill you with his cuteness!" He exclaims happily.
Dream trotted after Schlatt with a bounce in his step, grinning shyly behind his hand as he walked. Giggles and titters bubbles up in his throat, and the occasional embarrassed squeak as Schlatt pinched and poked at his sides. His face reddened more and more as they moved, and butterflies swarmed in his stomach the closer they got.
The speedrunner shrank beneath his friendâs analytical gaze, his shy grin only widening at the way Schlatt was looking down at him.
âSchlahatt- hEHEHEY!â Dream squeaked at the sudden touch and instantly crumbled into Schlatt, clinging to the ram hybrid to stay standing. Stupid horns being a stupid melt spot. âLeheave myhyhy hohorns alohohOHONE!â
As he felt Dream cling onto him, he uses one hand to help hold the other up. Of course they where gonna go down eventually but there has to be some teasing first, both of their personalities seem to like challenges, so why not go for one? There is none! So it's perfect!
Schatts hand that was scratching at the bottom of the horn never seemed to falter even after Dream clung onto him. Schlatt leaned down next to dreams ear and in a low, sing song voice he goes "I got you now!~" he hums before placing a small raspberry on his neck.
He keeps a firm grip on the other, his arm wrapped around the small of the others back, he notices with this position he had access to a few spots. Within the notiicment he starts to gently sitters his nails along the speedrunners side.
"You got some really sensitive horns Dreamie, I think you should get them checked out. I mean you're all red and giggling!" Schlatt plays this fake concern as he looked at the other with a coy look.
Dream opened his mouth to make a snarky retort but instead he let out an embarrassed squeak at what Schlatt said. The speedrunner flinched away from the raspberry and dug his heels into the dirt in an attempt to stay standing, high-pitched giggles bubbling from his lips as he wiggled in his lerâs arms.
âSchlahahatt- EEK!â Dreamâs words were lost in a painfully embarrassing squeal as Schlattâs fingers danced along his side, kicking his feet a little and trying to stay balanced. âNOHohoho! Fuhuhuck ohoHOFF!â
Despite his best efforts, the speedrunner was starting to melt at the gentle horn tickles. His squirming was mostly because of the gentle scritches at his side, and although usually he was pretty strong his bones felt like jelly due to the soft tickling. âPleeeehehehease!â
"Wow!" Schlatt pulls back, his eyes narrowing at the speedrunner "You're really telling the person who is giving you mercy right now to 'fuck off?!" His voice was booming but it as all in good fun.
Although to dreams either delima or delight schlatt with his one hand decided to squeeze at the hip bones before scratching along side it. His other hand never stopped with scratching at the base of the horn, wanting it to be conflicting for dream to either melt or escape.
"Yes dream? please what? if you can give me such attitude then you can surely explain what you're begging for." Schlatt hums, hid eyes watching dream carefully, trying to make sure through the flaiing the other does not hurt himself.
Dream wasnât sure if this was heaven or hell. The gentle tickling on his horns made his skin tingle and his knees feel weak, but at the same time the scratches next to his hip made electric sparks jitter through his side. He had no idea if he wanted to squirm or melt into the touch, but ultimately he knew he didnât really want to escape.
The speedrunner squeaked loudly at his lerâs words, clinging to fistfuls of Schlattâs dress shirt in a slowly-collapsing attempt to stay on his feet. He felt like jelly.
âYohohouâre beheheheihing ahaha buhuhullyhyhyy!â Dream whined, his cheeks growing ever pinker as he stomped his feet gently.Â
"Oh but dreamie~" he hums lowly "If you think im being a bully now you have no idea what's coming!" He replies in a suspiciously sweet tone.
With schlatt feeling dream slowly collapse into him, he somewhat stops the tickling for a short period to help guide the other in a safe potion that allows him to be slightly more vulnerable as Schlatt held him.
Without any further warning Schlatt uses both hands to tazer dreams hips, showing no sign of mercy on him "You have no idea what's coming sweet cheeks. I'm just barley getting started. I'm going to find the one spot thst will have you screaming." He explains in no big deal of a tone.
Dream let out a huff of giggly relief as Schlatt lead them both onto the ground, but he flinched at the feeling of the grass tickling at his palms. He immediately returned to grabbing fistfuls of Schlattâs shirt, tensing up in anticipation and trying to muffle his giggles in his lerâs shoulder.
The demigod opened his mouth to make a giggly remark but before he could speak he cut himself off with a squeal as Schlatt drilled his fingers into his hips. Dream bucked, bursting into hysterical giggles at the tingles through his hips and wiggling back and forth on Schlattâs lap. He squeezed his eyes shut, his cheeks starting to hurt from smiling so much.
âAHAHACK- SChlahahatt! Nohohohoooho!â He whined, not remembering his hips being so sensitive. Then again, his lee mood was almost crippling, so he supposed he couldnât really remember how ticklish he was originally. Bright red blush blossomed across his cheeks at the teasing, nuzzling into Schlattâs shoulder to muffle his laughter and hide his bright red face. âDohOHOHohonât sahahay thahaHAHAhahat!â
Dream rolled over on the grass, whining softly to himself and nuzzling his warm face into his hands. Heâd been wandering the SMP looking for somebody to talk to (and totally not provoke) and so far heâd come up empty-handed. The fuzzy tingling in his tummy had only grown more intense throughout the morning, and now it felt almost like butterflies bouncing off the insides of his belly and sending little tingles throughout his torso and making a wobbly smile quirk at the corners of his lips.
He supposed he would eventually end up in a flustered mess on the ground at some point, but why did it have to be now?
The speedrunner fidgeted with the mask over his face, his bright pink cheeks hidden by the porcelain. He wished so badly that he wouldnât have to look much longer: maybe, just maybe, someone would come along and help. Damn.
[ @ticklydream AKSJJFKS IM CRAVING LER!WIL SO IM HERE I HOPE THIS IS OKAY /gen ]
Wilburâs day had been pretty boring thus far, he had to admit. It seemed like everyone was busy, and he was all alone. He didnât mind being alone, of course. However, he just felt like occupying himself today, keeping himself busy. It was a little irritating.
Wilbur sat on the steps of Eretâs muesum, looking up at the sky. That ugly, blue sky. His eyes scanned the area, looking for something to do or someone to talk with. He eventually caught onto a bundle of green lying in the grass, his eyes widening with excitement.
âDream? Dream!â He got off of the steps, racing over and sitting down next to him, always happy to see his savior, the one who saved him from the hellish limbo. âDream, itâs been a while! How have you been?â
[@ticklydream WHSHAHGWJFJD HELLO SORRY THIS TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET TO]
Sudden footsteps and the sound of his name being called made Dream flinch and he automatically lifted his hands to shield himself: flashbacks of his time in the prison suddenly flickered through his mind and he quickly flung a hand back to grab his axe, but he blinked and sighed, allowing himself to relax. His giddy smile returned to his lips as the danger passed and Wilbur plopped down next to him.
âH-Hey, Wil,â Dream greeted the other cheerfully, reassuring himself that he was once again okay. As the fight-or-flight response ebbed, his mood slowly returned and a soft pink rose to his cheeks, which he quickly hid by his mask. âHow goes it, big man?â
Wow, he was awkward. Dream snickered at himself, rolling his eyes behind the mask and leaning back on his hands.
Wilbur dusted the dirt off of his pants before turning to Dream. âIâve been pretty fine, myself. Although, a bit bored today, honestly. Youâre probably the first person Iâve seen out in the open today.â He sighed, leaning onto his back on the ground and staring up at the hideous sky.
âSo, what about you, Dream? How has your day been? More eventful than mine, Iâd hope.â He chuckled. He thought he heard a small snicker from Dream⌠however, he didnât say anything about it.
âI- I mean, itâs been pretty empty,â Dream answered honestly, deciding to leave out the whole⌠other part. âMostly just wandering, making sure everything is in order. The usual, I guess. Although I got to chase Tommy into the Holy Lands earlier. That was fun.â
The demigod muffled a warm chuckle at the memory, not wanting to seem too soft in front of Wilbur. He sat up, grateful that his mask was covering his face. âNot my fault youâre lonely, Wimble,â he teased gently. âMaybe if you, I donât know⌠talked to people? That might increase your social life a bit.â
His words werenât malicious: he just liked teasing Wilbur. Dream leaned back on his hands, letting himself grin freely behind the porcelain mask.
Foolish had spent a lot of time with DreamXD, More time then he assumed most others had. XD had even called them friends- so it was weird to Foolish that he wasnât close with XDâs mortal counterpart at all- in fact Foolish couldnât even remember the last time he had seen Dream. So he decided to finish up his building for the day, not wanting to be smited, and go out searching for none other then the owner of the server.
âDream?â The totem hybrid called as he walked in and out of places Dream typically occupied. He wasnât in the community house and he wasnât at georgeâs. Foolish was tempted to check Kinoko or Las Nevadas but he knew enough about Dream to find it highly unlikely he would be there.
Foolish hummed to himself calmly as he walked, he had spent so much time building the statue that he really hadnât been around spawn in months, so in his search for Dream he decided to take his time. Exploring up and down paths and in and out of houses, he figured if he spent enough time here eventually Dream would just show up? Right?
[ @ticklishg :) you seem super cool and iâd love to RP! no pressure though <33 ]
A bead of sweat rolled down Dreamâs neck as he scrambled up onto the roof of one of his buildings, glaring daggers down at the zombies that had nearly just eaten him alive. His axe was strapped safely to his back, but he didnât feel like fighting today.
The demigod groaned in annoyance, gingerly hopping between rooftops and cradling his arm against his chest. Blood was dripping from the open wound a skeleton had torn through his skin, but as he tore a bandage off of the roll he carried with his teeth he froze at the sound of footsteps.
Really? Were those stupid zombies following him? Dream wrapped up his arm and silently slid his axe from its place on his back before peeking over the roof to see-
Oh. That was a pleasant surprise.
Dream watched Foolish disappear into the house he was on. He shifted, feeling the wood creak under his feet, then he stuck his axe into the side of the house and peeked his head over the edge so he was hanging upside down, his mask sliding off his face and landing with a thud on the wooden path below. âFoolish?â
âWh-â Foolish turned rapidly, putting his hands down to his belt and around his sword handle, ready to fight if need be. He let go immediately, perking up at the realization of who it was âDream!â He near shouted, excited that it was exactly who we was looking for. âOh- here let me grab that for you-â He walked under dream, ducking so they didnât bonk heads. Foolish grabbed the mask and handed it up to dream, offering him a hand as if the creator of manhunt himself needed help getting down.
âI was just looking for you actually-â Foolish rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly- feeling nervous which wasnât usual for him. He had spoken to GOD himself but you couldnât deny that the owner of the server is pretty intimidating as well. Foolish had a habit of running into powerful people huh? âItâs kinda stupid but- iâve been here awhile and weâve never really gotten closeâ He mumbled, friendship wasnât usually something you initiated, and he wondered how Dream would take it. âI actually-â Foolish brightened, the familiarly topic giving him comfort âDo you happen to know XD..? He said he knows you?â Foolish shrugged âAnyway! I met him and they reminded me of you- or rather, reminded me how weâre not super close.â He stepped back a little to give Dream space. âSo i thought i would come to spawn and say hello! Are you busy?â Foolish asked with a warm smile.
Foolishâs excitement to see him made a wide grin cross Dreamâs face. He quickly purged it before Foolish could see, though, and took his mask back gratefully and secured it over his face. The demigod waited for Foolish to move become swinging off of the roof via a conveniently-planted lantern-pole and landing safely on his feet on the wooden path.
Pulling his axe with ease out of the wood, Dream slung it back over his shoulder and shifted his weight onto one leg as he listened. Foolish brought up a good point: he hadnât spoken to the totem hybrid in a long time, let alone properly initiated a real conversation. The topic of XD brought a fond smile to his face. He liked the god.
âNo, Iâm not busy,â Dream hummed in response, shifting his mask up onto his head in favour of lifting his shirt and tearing a large piece of the fabric out. He hoped Foolish didnât mind, but his arm was bleeding and he needed to block it up.
âYeah, me and XD go way back,â he said cheerfully, wrapping the white fabric around the wound on his forearm and tilting his head so his mask would settle back over his face. âHe based his form off of me, actually. He also gave me a lot of my powers. Iâm free, if you wanna hang out. Or something.â
The man, the myth, the legend. The Blade. Dream wasnât scared of him.
Or so he told himself.
Dream had had aâŚ. funny dream, last night. One that involved a sparring match with Techno that ended with him getting pinned down and- wellâŚ
Destroyed.
Dreamâs stomach had been buzzing ever since, and he knew that if no one could satisfy the odd feeling he would likely go crazy. So off he went, seeking out the company of the very person he had lost so poorly to in his own dreams: Techno.
It didnât take a tremendous amount of effort to find the Blade. Techno was chilling (hehe⌠literally) on the porch of his small tundra home, and Dream decided he wanted to scare the absolute shit out of the piglin. He gathered up an ender pearl in his hand and threw it with all his might. The small orb whizzed through the air and landed with perfect aim right behind the blade. Dream blinked and teleported, and before he could let Techno react he wrapped his arms around the Blade and whispered, âHello chat, and welcome to another ASMR stream where I absolutely scare the fuck out of Techno the Blade.â
[ @ticklydream HI :D I hope this is okay- ]
Techno had woken up not more than half an hour ago. The piglin had stolen Phil's untouched coffee and was off to watch the peaceful snow fall outside after bragging about it. His nails rhythmically tapped against the side of the mug, the taps slowing as he dozed off.
Techno was jerked out of his tired state physically at the sudden contact, causing the steaming drink in his hands to spill on him with a loud wince. Well now he was awake. And so were his hyperactive thoughts. The voices seemed far too excited to see Dream all the sudden. He knew who to blame this on now.
"Dream." He huffed, pushing the other off of him to set the now empty mug down on the porch's banister. "Give me one good reason I shouldn't kill you where you stand." The piglin was absolutely known for being a morning person, totally.
[ @ticklydream yoooooo yeah its alright !! sorry mines a little short dkjsjkds ]
Dream let out an excited giggle at the reaction he managed to draw from Techno, and as the piglin brute pushed him back he burst out laughing at his success. He tugged his mask off of his face to better get a glimpse of the Blade and he draped the porcelain mask over one of his horns by the leather strap that held it snug against his face.
âTechno,â he responded playfully, the speedrunnerâs eyes dancing with excitement. âI think you shouldnât kill me becaaaaaause...â
He surveyed his mind for a solid explanation. âIâm cool. And your chat loves me. And weâre best friends.â
Dream giggled. âYou wouldnât kill your best friend, would you?â
Techno leered at him, it was not as funny as Dream made it seem. Good thing he spilt it on an overcoat, one of the pros to overdressing besides looking good in the outfit. He sat in Phil's "old man rocking chair", as it'd affectionately been called, pretending to think as he muttered in response to the calmer but still noisy chat.
The piglin turned his head when name was said, arching an eyebrow. "Are you saying you think homelessness is cool? I can't believe this. They all hate you, their words not mine," most loudly disagreed, but he let out an amused noise because of the ones that jokingly agreed with him and I have never agreed to being your best friend. I wouldn't kill my best friend, but I wouldn't say I won't kill you."
Dream bristled playfully, grinning slyly at his friend. âIâm not homeless!â He protested lightheartedly, tilting his head to the left and studying Techno. âYour chat loves me. I know they do. They adore me, your honour.â
The speedrunner chuckled at his own joke, pressing a fist into his hip. âAnd you totally are my best friend. Phil doesnât count because heâs your dad.â
Dream giggled. âAnyways, what are you gonna do? If you kill me the server goes down with me, Techie~â he teased gently, grinning cockily.
Techno rolled his eyes. If he kept the homeless "argument" going again, they'd never stop the far from serious bickering about it. "No, they don't, they would never. At this point, I think they might like everyone but you." His expression turned to one of subtle confusion as Dream looked at him inquisitively.
"I also didn't agree to that- Wait, where are you getting your information? It seems like it's all wrong, Dream." He jested playfully, a small grin pulling at his lips. "I wouldn't kill Phil. Everyone else? Depends, but it's up for debate."
Techno gave him a challenging look, he wanted to wipe that stupid look off of Dream's stupid face so bad. "If the server goes down because you annoyed me and I had to kill you, so be it. This could easily be solved with a spar."
Dreamâs giggles only heightened at Technoâs playful argument, taking it as a small victory that heâd won the âhomelessâ argument.
Jackpot. He nodded at the idea of a spar, his hand straying to his hip where he kept his sword in case Techno jumped right into it without a warning. âHand-to-hand or with weapons?â He said with a chuckle, and then foolishly decided to poke at Techno a little further.
âDonât tell me....â he hummed with a mock gasp. âTechno, donât tell me you care about Phil! A heartless soul like you loving someone? Implausible,â he jested, gently teasing at the egotistical facade Techno had built himself. âYou care about someone!~â
Techno swore Dream knew he was pushing his buttons, and if he didn't, he was sure good at acting like it. It didn't upset him, he would've stopped it if it did, but he wanted him to shut up.
The piglin took note of how quick Dream seemed to react to that. It was all by means of already watching him to see if he could figure out why he decided to come annoy him, first thing in the mornings of all times.
"Well, with weapons might actually get you killed, while hand-to-hand might just get your nose broken instead. It's up to you how you'd like to die, though," he looked over with an offering head tilt. He didn't plan on hurting him on purpose, much less killing him.
Techno rolled his eyes, a look of quiet stubbornness on his face. He would make sure Dream lost this terribly, for his pride. "I would never. I think this is just a cover for your jealousy it's not you, Dream. That is, even if I did."
Hysterical giggles bubbled up in Dreamâs throat, but he disguised them as a soft chuckle. He grinned at the look on Technoâs face, knowing he was starting to get to the piglin brute, and knowing just as well the more he prodded the more ruthless the retribution would become. Honestly, though, he couldnât bring himself to care very much.
The speedrunnerâs stomach fluttered at the sudden glint he saw in Technoâs eyes, a forethought of how absolutely beyond screwed he was. He chose to ignore it, though. Of course he did.
âCome on, now,â he cooed teasingly, allowing himself to giggle softly at his adversaryâs words. âDoes that mean you donât love Phil? Iâll have to tell him that after our little spar, hm?â
Carelessly, Dream slid his sword from its sheath and thrusted it into the ground, the sharp metal stabbing nicely into the snowy dirt. The sun gleamed off of the polished silver, and Dream had to tilt his head to keep the glare out of his eyes. âNo weapons, then,â he compliantly hummed, foolishly (or rather knowingly) allowing himself to turn his back on Techno to mess with the fingerless gloves pressed snugly against his skin. âJust whenever youâre ready, then?â
Chat had started their own little vote, he wasn't complaining about that, but he was that he wasn't winning his own vote. On top of that, they encouraged him to tell Dream they were routing for him, but he didn't, especially since the speedrunner was going to lose in every possible way you could in a spar.
"Only if you win, which is a very low chance." Techno said pridefully, removing his weapons as well and placing them and Dream's sword off in a chest out of their way.
The other turning around caught his attention. Surely, he couldn't be cheating, at least not before they even started, right? He stepped towards him, gently grabbing Dream's side and pushing him over enough for him to see what was happening.
He let go and stepped back "Ah, gloves." Gloves would restrict movement, he should know that. "But sure, no weapons, and all good whenever you're done accessorizing, of course," he added teasingly.
Dream snickered to himself for a moment, amusing himself with the idea that Technoâs chat might actually be on his side (and from his experience, they very may well be).
âI have every chance at winning, you knoHOW- EHEEK!!â He fidgeted with the straps of his gloves, debating whether it was worth taking them off, when a hand suddenly met his side. It meant no harm, simply pressing fingers into his side to push him around, but the contact made hot electricity shoot through his hypersensitive skin and made a high-pitched squeal tear from his lips. He flinched harshly away from the touch, nearly doubling over and dropping his mask in the process, before whipping around to glare at Techno (though there was really no malice in it).
âI-I was juhust taking them off! Prihick!â Dream stammered, quickly ducking his head and focusing back on his hands to hide the growing blush in his cheeks. He felt his ears get warm, though, so there wasnât really any point, and when he spoke the lilt in his voice purged any venom from his words. âChrihist- Donât scare me like that again. Bastard.â
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Dream rolled over on the grass, whining softly to himself and nuzzling his warm face into his hands. Heâd been wandering the SMP looking for somebody to talk to (and totally not provoke) and so far heâd come up empty-handed. The fuzzy tingling in his tummy had only grown more intense throughout the morning, and now it felt almost like butterflies bouncing off the insides of his belly and sending little tingles throughout his torso and making a wobbly smile quirk at the corners of his lips.
He supposed he would eventually end up in a flustered mess on the ground at some point, but why did it have to be now?
The speedrunner fidgeted with the mask over his face, his bright pink cheeks hidden by the porcelain. He wished so badly that he wouldnât have to look much longer: maybe, just maybe, someone would come along and help. Damn.
[ @ticklydream AKSJJFKS IM CRAVING LER!WIL SO IM HERE I HOPE THIS IS OKAY /gen ]
Wilburâs day had been pretty boring thus far, he had to admit. It seemed like everyone was busy, and he was all alone. He didnât mind being alone, of course. However, he just felt like occupying himself today, keeping himself busy. It was a little irritating.
Wilbur sat on the steps of Eretâs muesum, looking up at the sky. That ugly, blue sky. His eyes scanned the area, looking for something to do or someone to talk with. He eventually caught onto a bundle of green lying in the grass, his eyes widening with excitement.
âDream? Dream!â He got off of the steps, racing over and sitting down next to him, always happy to see his savior, the one who saved him from the hellish limbo. âDream, itâs been a while! How have you been?â
[@ticklydream WHSHAHGWJFJD HELLO SORRY THIS TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET TO]
Sudden footsteps and the sound of his name being called made Dream flinch and he automatically lifted his hands to shield himself: flashbacks of his time in the prison suddenly flickered through his mind and he quickly flung a hand back to grab his axe, but he blinked and sighed, allowing himself to relax. His giddy smile returned to his lips as the danger passed and Wilbur plopped down next to him.
âH-Hey, Wil,â Dream greeted the other cheerfully, reassuring himself that he was once again okay. As the fight-or-flight response ebbed, his mood slowly returned and a soft pink rose to his cheeks, which he quickly hid by his mask. âHow goes it, big man?â
Wow, he was awkward. Dream snickered at himself, rolling his eyes behind the mask and leaning back on his hands.
Foolish had spent a lot of time with DreamXD, More time then he assumed most others had. XD had even called them friends- so it was weird to Foolish that he wasnât close with XDâs mortal counterpart at all- in fact Foolish couldnât even remember the last time he had seen Dream. So he decided to finish up his building for the day, not wanting to be smited, and go out searching for none other then the owner of the server.
âDream?â The totem hybrid called as he walked in and out of places Dream typically occupied. He wasnât in the community house and he wasnât at georgeâs. Foolish was tempted to check Kinoko or Las Nevadas but he knew enough about Dream to find it highly unlikely he would be there.
Foolish hummed to himself calmly as he walked, he had spent so much time building the statue that he really hadnât been around spawn in months, so in his search for Dream he decided to take his time. Exploring up and down paths and in and out of houses, he figured if he spent enough time here eventually Dream would just show up? Right?
[ @ticklishg :) you seem super cool and iâd love to RP! no pressure though <33 ]
A bead of sweat rolled down Dreamâs neck as he scrambled up onto the roof of one of his buildings, glaring daggers down at the zombies that had nearly just eaten him alive. His axe was strapped safely to his back, but he didnât feel like fighting today.
The demigod groaned in annoyance, gingerly hopping between rooftops and cradling his arm against his chest. Blood was dripping from the open wound a skeleton had torn through his skin, but as he tore a bandage off of the roll he carried with his teeth he froze at the sound of footsteps.
Really? Were those stupid zombies following him? Dream wrapped up his arm and silently slid his axe from its place on his back before peeking over the roof to see-
Oh. That was a pleasant surprise.
Dream watched Foolish disappear into the house he was on. He shifted, feeling the wood creak under his feet, then he stuck his axe into the side of the house and peeked his head over the edge so he was hanging upside down, his mask sliding off his face and landing with a thud on the wooden path below. âFoolish?â
The morning was surprisingly warm, golden sunlight casting soft shadows across the SMP. Padding along the Prime Path with his hands clasped behind his back and his mask settled comfortably over his smile was Dream, his stride purposeful and his cloak flowing behind him.
Now, this was no usual occurrence. Dream quite enjoyed walking the paths of the server, surveying people as he pleased and making sure no one stepped out of line. Today, though, he had a goal.
Provoke.
The masked speedrunner surveyed the paths for a moment before noticing the figure of a friend of his: Schlatt. With a soft smirk hidden by his porcelain mask, Dream softened his steps, his meaningful pace slowing to a soft creep. He snuck up behind Schlatt, his hands outstretched and formed into claws, and with a cheeky grin he tapered his fingers quickly into Schlattâs sides before dancing back out of reach so he wouldnât get hit.
âHey, Schlatticus,â Dream teased gently, a grin plastered across his face as he shifted his mask and slung the leather strap with care over one of his horns so it wouldnât slide away. âHow goes it?â
[ @ticklydream hey bestie itâs me đŠ I hope this ask is okay /gen ]
Schlatt in all fairness had nothing going on in his agenda. Today was one of the few days he was sober while he was in a really good mood today for all things considered (to his standards anyhow). His typical blazer was off as it felt to stuffy and he was only wearing his nice button up and his bright red tie.
Truly Schlatt was minding his own buisness as he was walking down the path. His hands where in the pants pockets as he just looked around with no purpose. He didn't hear Dream sneak up behind him but it was to late. When he felt the fingers against his sides he let out a sound similar to a bleet (a scream if you asked him. he will never admit that he bleets.) as he flinched to at the hands as his elbows jostled back in a self defense way.
Turning around with his ears flopped down as he stared at dream. An annoyed feature taking over his features, although he was glad to see his friend. "Hello Dream," He huff out, although a ghost of a smile appears "It was going good until you decided to try and scare me." he explains as his arms fold across his chest "How about you Dreamer Boy? What have you been up to?"
[Hey this is really good!! sorry for the late reply and I hope this is okay!]
Dream burst into laughter and stumbled back, pressing a shy hand over his mouth to hide his smile. âDude, did you just bleat?!â He exclaimed, his voice teasing but the undertone of affection was genuine. âThatâs so cute! I didnât know you could bleat!â
The speedrunnerâs porcelain mask swung slightly in the breeze, and he leaned back a little on his heels, grinning shyly at Schlatt and rubbing the back of his neck. He noted the ghost of a smile quirking at Schlattâs lips and reassured himself that the ram wasnât mad.
âIâve been fine,â he responded with a happy chuckle. âIâve just kind of been⌠watching? Making sure the server is in operating order, you know? And terrorizing the kids. How about you, sheep boy?â
Schlatt shakes his head as he lets out an offended scoff "Of course not Dream, I'm a man, not fuly a ram!" He defends as his ears perked slightly at the compliment. "Its not- it didn't even happen- I don't fucken bleat!"
Schlatt although feeling rather humiliated about his bleat, really couldn't care. Sure it was rather embarrassing at times, but it is what it is. All he has to do is defend his ego dignity.
"Sounds fair. I hope no one had to be put back into place, well besides the kids." He chuckles a little bit at the idea of the kids being themselves. "Watch it you heathen, I'm a ram. not a sheep, learn the difference." he snarks back, he hopes that the sarcastic reply can be heard as he rolls his eyes.
Dream noticed the way Schlattâs ears pricked at the show of affection, and he noted that he would have to make him bleat again. âYou totally did. What, are you embarrassed?â Dream teased with a giggle, his eyes glimmering. âThat was adorable. Iâm gonna remember that, you know.â
Would he probably remember that? Who knows, but it was cute at the time.
The speedrunner chuckled, cooing softly at Schlatt. âIs sheep boy embarrassed about his little bleat, hmm? Is that it?â He hummed affectionately, grinning shyly. He never really got the opportunity to tease anyone, let alone Schlatt of all sheep- er, rams.
Dream giggled. He wasnât sure if his provoking was working, but he was having fun either way.
Schatt could only roll his eyes more as he let out a sigh "Listen Smiley, let me put it this way for your understanding. Number one, I didn't bleat, I never have bleat and I never will bleat. " He puts one finger up as he explains this "Number two, it's stupid to be embarrassed about something that never happened nor existed." He explains with the confidence as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
The greatest thing about being a buisness man is reading people, and right now, Schlatt just knows deep within his core that dream is needing something. Schatt was going to have fun eith this one, he could feel him smirk deevishly at the idea.
"Okay giggles, you aren't gonna remember jack shit," he 'threatens' at the blond as he takes a step towards him, testing the waters to see where this goes. "You know for someone who has the Smiley face on them, you really don't show your adorable one. Hm? What's with that?" He questions the other with a hint of fondness on him.
Dream grinned shyly at the tone to his friendâs voice, but as Schlatt stepped towards him with a devilish smirk he couldnât help but burst into nervous giggles, hiding his giddy grin behind a gloved hand and stumbling back a few steps. The nickname rang true as the speedrunner babbled nervously, tripping over his words as giddy titters and chirps bubbled past his lips.
âHey- heyheyheyhey donât look at me like that,â Dream tried to threaten, but the excited lilt to his voice didnât make him sound exactly frightening. âI think Iâll remember it ahanyway, you know? Like- just a little tidbihit of a memory?â
His grin only widened at Schlattâs words, the affectionate hint to his voice taking the speedrunner off-guard. âI- I doho smile! Ahall the time- itâs like- like my brand, you knohow- where are you evehen going with thihis?!â
As Dream stumbled back Schlatt took a few steps forward. "Awe why you gotta cover your brand, giggles? Hm? I wanna see that cute little smile that the brand has. You think I can get some?" Schlatt teases, his eyes seeming to shine in unspoken mischief and glee.
"In what way am I looking at you? Am I not allowed to watch you become an unspoken reason to suddenly be a babbling mess?" He hums, he chooses to ignore the side comment of Dreams remembering, but he would going back to that later.
"I think you want something Dream, why else would you come to the common buisness worker. Hm?" He accuses as he grins more, seemingly understanding of what Dream has going on, "So tell me Dream what's been causing you to be a little giggly guy? Something on your side? Go on, tell me what's so funny!" He initiated as he steps closer and closer to Dream.
The glint of mischief in Schlattâs eyes did nothing to calm the butterflies in Dreamâs stomach. As Schlatt continued to advance towards him he dropped his hand from his mouth in favour of holding out both hands in what he wished he could call a strong defense, mind swirling with the possibilities of how Schlatt could wreck him.
At the mention of his side, the speedrunnerâs face glowed a cherry red and he tucked his arms tightly against his sides, still holding his hands up in a half-surrender, half-defense. âL-Lihihistehen-â he tried to say, but Schlattâs continuous approach made him trail off into nervous giggles.
Dream fidgeted with his gloves, suddenly aware that he might have to ask for what he wanted. He took a deep breath, mustering up all his courage, and blurted out messily, âLook- I-I knohow ihitâs stupid buhuhut Iâve beheen in a reheallyhy bihig moohohood ahall day and I knohow yohohouâre gohood at tihi- mehessihing with peheoplehe soho can yohou plehease juhust- juhust wreheck mehe!â
Schatt stopped a foot in front of Dream.His back straightened and in a attentive stance in front of the other in front of Dream. Staring down at him with the eyes of pure mischief with a smirk of pure chaos. How wonderful, and how perfect as he thinks of all the way to utterly wreck this man in front of him.
"Ooooh!" He draws out, his eyes lighting up, "So that's why you're giggly and so red. And being a total provoker!" He exclaims as he claps his hands together to add effect. "Its not stupid, in fact it's seems to be a great idea!" He hums as he looks around for anyone coming.
"However," he pauses to think carefully how to word this, "Before I utterly wreck your shit into a giggly puddle of smiles where do you wanna go? Cause if you're gonna be laying on wood it's gonna be a pain in the ass." He offers, as much as he was itching to wreck dream bit by bit, he wanted the other party comfortable.
Dreamâs eyes trailed shyly up to meet Schlattâs after a moment of embarrassed silence, and as soon as he did his stomach burst into nervous butterflies. The look Schlatt was giving him was nothing short of predatory, and something about the happy mischief in the hybridâs eyes made Dreamâs already-giggly demeanour crumble even further.
âTh-Thahanks..â The demigod again hid his smile behind one hand, his vision darting around them to make sure nobody was near. Even though he was in a giggly mood, he still had a reputation.
The way Schlatt worded his next sentence made Dream swallow a shy squeak, though a giggle or two slipped past his lips. âI-Ihi- uhuhm- I duhunno, mahaybehe juhust- ohon the grahahass?â
Schlatt nods "Then lets go, Giggles."he cooes at the other. As they started to walk closer and closer towards the grass with dream. Every now and then he reached out to tweak at the speed runners side. The best part is, Schlatt could just tell how badly this mood is eating at dream. Well, he will have to fill the man's needs, doesn't he?
As they reached the grassy area, schlatt was pretty close as he looked down upon dream, seeming to study him of where to go first, creating a form of a plan as he stared at the other.
"Say Giggles, when was the last time you treated those lovey horns of yours?" He asks, as he reaches out and gently starts scratching at the base of the horns, tracing his nails as he hummed . "They look really nice on you Smilee, makes you seem threatening if you weren't a Giggles monster.~" he teases down at the younger. "Everybody watch out for the Giggle monster! He will kill you with his cuteness!" He exclaims happily.
Dream trotted after Schlatt with a bounce in his step, grinning shyly behind his hand as he walked. Giggles and titters bubbles up in his throat, and the occasional embarrassed squeak as Schlatt pinched and poked at his sides. His face reddened more and more as they moved, and butterflies swarmed in his stomach the closer they got.
The speedrunner shrank beneath his friendâs analytical gaze, his shy grin only widening at the way Schlatt was looking down at him.
âSchlahatt- hEHEHEY!â Dream squeaked at the sudden touch and instantly crumbled into Schlatt, clinging to the ram hybrid to stay standing. Stupid horns being a stupid melt spot. âLeheave myhyhy hohorns alohohOHONE!â
As he felt Dream cling onto him, he uses one hand to help hold the other up. Of course they where gonna go down eventually but there has to be some teasing first, both of their personalities seem to like challenges, so why not go for one? There is none! So it's perfect!
Schatts hand that was scratching at the bottom of the horn never seemed to falter even after Dream clung onto him. Schlatt leaned down next to dreams ear and in a low, sing song voice he goes "I got you now!~" he hums before placing a small raspberry on his neck.
He keeps a firm grip on the other, his arm wrapped around the small of the others back, he notices with this position he had access to a few spots. Within the notiicment he starts to gently sitters his nails along the speedrunners side.
"You got some really sensitive horns Dreamie, I think you should get them checked out. I mean you're all red and giggling!" Schlatt plays this fake concern as he looked at the other with a coy look.
Dream opened his mouth to make a snarky retort but instead he let out an embarrassed squeak at what Schlatt said. The speedrunner flinched away from the raspberry and dug his heels into the dirt in an attempt to stay standing, high-pitched giggles bubbling from his lips as he wiggled in his lerâs arms.
âSchlahahatt- EEK!â Dreamâs words were lost in a painfully embarrassing squeal as Schlattâs fingers danced along his side, kicking his feet a little and trying to stay balanced. âNOHohoho! Fuhuhuck ohoHOFF!â
Despite his best efforts, the speedrunner was starting to melt at the gentle horn tickles. His squirming was mostly because of the gentle scritches at his side, and although usually he was pretty strong his bones felt like jelly due to the soft tickling. âPleeeehehehease!â
"Wow!" Schlatt pulls back, his eyes narrowing at the speedrunner "You're really telling the person who is giving you mercy right now to 'fuck off?!" His voice was booming but it as all in good fun.
Although to dreams either delima or delight schlatt with his one hand decided to squeeze at the hip bones before scratching along side it. His other hand never stopped with scratching at the base of the horn, wanting it to be conflicting for dream to either melt or escape.
"Yes dream? please what? if you can give me such attitude then you can surely explain what you're begging for." Schlatt hums, hid eyes watching dream carefully, trying to make sure through the flaiing the other does not hurt himself.
Dream wasnât sure if this was heaven or hell. The gentle tickling on his horns made his skin tingle and his knees feel weak, but at the same time the scratches next to his hip made electric sparks jitter through his side. He had no idea if he wanted to squirm or melt into the touch, but ultimately he knew he didnât really want to escape.
The speedrunner squeaked loudly at his lerâs words, clinging to fistfuls of Schlattâs dress shirt in a slowly-collapsing attempt to stay on his feet. He felt like jelly.
âYohohouâre beheheheihing ahaha buhuhullyhyhyy!â Dream whined, his cheeks growing ever pinker as he stomped his feet gently.Â
The morning was surprisingly warm, golden sunlight casting soft shadows across the SMP. Padding along the Prime Path with his hands clasped behind his back and his mask settled comfortably over his smile was Dream, his stride purposeful and his cloak flowing behind him.
Now, this was no usual occurrence. Dream quite enjoyed walking the paths of the server, surveying people as he pleased and making sure no one stepped out of line. Today, though, he had a goal.
Provoke.
The masked speedrunner surveyed the paths for a moment before noticing the figure of a friend of his: Schlatt. With a soft smirk hidden by his porcelain mask, Dream softened his steps, his meaningful pace slowing to a soft creep. He snuck up behind Schlatt, his hands outstretched and formed into claws, and with a cheeky grin he tapered his fingers quickly into Schlattâs sides before dancing back out of reach so he wouldnât get hit.
âHey, Schlatticus,â Dream teased gently, a grin plastered across his face as he shifted his mask and slung the leather strap with care over one of his horns so it wouldnât slide away. âHow goes it?â
[ @ticklydream hey bestie itâs me đŠ I hope this ask is okay /gen ]
Schlatt in all fairness had nothing going on in his agenda. Today was one of the few days he was sober while he was in a really good mood today for all things considered (to his standards anyhow). His typical blazer was off as it felt to stuffy and he was only wearing his nice button up and his bright red tie.
Truly Schlatt was minding his own buisness as he was walking down the path. His hands where in the pants pockets as he just looked around with no purpose. He didn't hear Dream sneak up behind him but it was to late. When he felt the fingers against his sides he let out a sound similar to a bleet (a scream if you asked him. he will never admit that he bleets.) as he flinched to at the hands as his elbows jostled back in a self defense way.
Turning around with his ears flopped down as he stared at dream. An annoyed feature taking over his features, although he was glad to see his friend. "Hello Dream," He huff out, although a ghost of a smile appears "It was going good until you decided to try and scare me." he explains as his arms fold across his chest "How about you Dreamer Boy? What have you been up to?"
[Hey this is really good!! sorry for the late reply and I hope this is okay!]
Dream burst into laughter and stumbled back, pressing a shy hand over his mouth to hide his smile. âDude, did you just bleat?!â He exclaimed, his voice teasing but the undertone of affection was genuine. âThatâs so cute! I didnât know you could bleat!â
The speedrunnerâs porcelain mask swung slightly in the breeze, and he leaned back a little on his heels, grinning shyly at Schlatt and rubbing the back of his neck. He noted the ghost of a smile quirking at Schlattâs lips and reassured himself that the ram wasnât mad.
âIâve been fine,â he responded with a happy chuckle. âIâve just kind of been⌠watching? Making sure the server is in operating order, you know? And terrorizing the kids. How about you, sheep boy?â
Schlatt shakes his head as he lets out an offended scoff "Of course not Dream, I'm a man, not fuly a ram!" He defends as his ears perked slightly at the compliment. "Its not- it didn't even happen- I don't fucken bleat!"
Schlatt although feeling rather humiliated about his bleat, really couldn't care. Sure it was rather embarrassing at times, but it is what it is. All he has to do is defend his ego dignity.
"Sounds fair. I hope no one had to be put back into place, well besides the kids." He chuckles a little bit at the idea of the kids being themselves. "Watch it you heathen, I'm a ram. not a sheep, learn the difference." he snarks back, he hopes that the sarcastic reply can be heard as he rolls his eyes.
Dream noticed the way Schlattâs ears pricked at the show of affection, and he noted that he would have to make him bleat again. âYou totally did. What, are you embarrassed?â Dream teased with a giggle, his eyes glimmering. âThat was adorable. Iâm gonna remember that, you know.â
Would he probably remember that? Who knows, but it was cute at the time.
The speedrunner chuckled, cooing softly at Schlatt. âIs sheep boy embarrassed about his little bleat, hmm? Is that it?â He hummed affectionately, grinning shyly. He never really got the opportunity to tease anyone, let alone Schlatt of all sheep- er, rams.
Dream giggled. He wasnât sure if his provoking was working, but he was having fun either way.
Schatt could only roll his eyes more as he let out a sigh "Listen Smiley, let me put it this way for your understanding. Number one, I didn't bleat, I never have bleat and I never will bleat. " He puts one finger up as he explains this "Number two, it's stupid to be embarrassed about something that never happened nor existed." He explains with the confidence as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
The greatest thing about being a buisness man is reading people, and right now, Schlatt just knows deep within his core that dream is needing something. Schatt was going to have fun eith this one, he could feel him smirk deevishly at the idea.
"Okay giggles, you aren't gonna remember jack shit," he 'threatens' at the blond as he takes a step towards him, testing the waters to see where this goes. "You know for someone who has the Smiley face on them, you really don't show your adorable one. Hm? What's with that?" He questions the other with a hint of fondness on him.
Dream grinned shyly at the tone to his friendâs voice, but as Schlatt stepped towards him with a devilish smirk he couldnât help but burst into nervous giggles, hiding his giddy grin behind a gloved hand and stumbling back a few steps. The nickname rang true as the speedrunner babbled nervously, tripping over his words as giddy titters and chirps bubbled past his lips.
âHey- heyheyheyhey donât look at me like that,â Dream tried to threaten, but the excited lilt to his voice didnât make him sound exactly frightening. âI think Iâll remember it ahanyway, you know? Like- just a little tidbihit of a memory?â
His grin only widened at Schlattâs words, the affectionate hint to his voice taking the speedrunner off-guard. âI- I doho smile! Ahall the time- itâs like- like my brand, you knohow- where are you evehen going with thihis?!â
As Dream stumbled back Schlatt took a few steps forward. "Awe why you gotta cover your brand, giggles? Hm? I wanna see that cute little smile that the brand has. You think I can get some?" Schlatt teases, his eyes seeming to shine in unspoken mischief and glee.
"In what way am I looking at you? Am I not allowed to watch you become an unspoken reason to suddenly be a babbling mess?" He hums, he chooses to ignore the side comment of Dreams remembering, but he would going back to that later.
"I think you want something Dream, why else would you come to the common buisness worker. Hm?" He accuses as he grins more, seemingly understanding of what Dream has going on, "So tell me Dream what's been causing you to be a little giggly guy? Something on your side? Go on, tell me what's so funny!" He initiated as he steps closer and closer to Dream.
The glint of mischief in Schlattâs eyes did nothing to calm the butterflies in Dreamâs stomach. As Schlatt continued to advance towards him he dropped his hand from his mouth in favour of holding out both hands in what he wished he could call a strong defense, mind swirling with the possibilities of how Schlatt could wreck him.
At the mention of his side, the speedrunnerâs face glowed a cherry red and he tucked his arms tightly against his sides, still holding his hands up in a half-surrender, half-defense. âL-Lihihistehen-â he tried to say, but Schlattâs continuous approach made him trail off into nervous giggles.
Dream fidgeted with his gloves, suddenly aware that he might have to ask for what he wanted. He took a deep breath, mustering up all his courage, and blurted out messily, âLook- I-I knohow ihitâs stupid buhuhut Iâve beheen in a reheallyhy bihig moohohood ahall day and I knohow yohohouâre gohood at tihi- mehessihing with peheoplehe soho can yohou plehease juhust- juhust wreheck mehe!â
Schatt stopped a foot in front of Dream.His back straightened and in a attentive stance in front of the other in front of Dream. Staring down at him with the eyes of pure mischief with a smirk of pure chaos. How wonderful, and how perfect as he thinks of all the way to utterly wreck this man in front of him.
"Ooooh!" He draws out, his eyes lighting up, "So that's why you're giggly and so red. And being a total provoker!" He exclaims as he claps his hands together to add effect. "Its not stupid, in fact it's seems to be a great idea!" He hums as he looks around for anyone coming.
"However," he pauses to think carefully how to word this, "Before I utterly wreck your shit into a giggly puddle of smiles where do you wanna go? Cause if you're gonna be laying on wood it's gonna be a pain in the ass." He offers, as much as he was itching to wreck dream bit by bit, he wanted the other party comfortable.
Dreamâs eyes trailed shyly up to meet Schlattâs after a moment of embarrassed silence, and as soon as he did his stomach burst into nervous butterflies. The look Schlatt was giving him was nothing short of predatory, and something about the happy mischief in the hybridâs eyes made Dreamâs already-giggly demeanour crumble even further.
âTh-Thahanks..â The demigod again hid his smile behind one hand, his vision darting around them to make sure nobody was near. Even though he was in a giggly mood, he still had a reputation.
The way Schlatt worded his next sentence made Dream swallow a shy squeak, though a giggle or two slipped past his lips. âI-Ihi- uhuhm- I duhunno, mahaybehe juhust- ohon the grahahass?â
Schlatt nods "Then lets go, Giggles."he cooes at the other. As they started to walk closer and closer towards the grass with dream. Every now and then he reached out to tweak at the speed runners side. The best part is, Schlatt could just tell how badly this mood is eating at dream. Well, he will have to fill the man's needs, doesn't he?
As they reached the grassy area, schlatt was pretty close as he looked down upon dream, seeming to study him of where to go first, creating a form of a plan as he stared at the other.
"Say Giggles, when was the last time you treated those lovey horns of yours?" He asks, as he reaches out and gently starts scratching at the base of the horns, tracing his nails as he hummed . "They look really nice on you Smilee, makes you seem threatening if you weren't a Giggles monster.~" he teases down at the younger. "Everybody watch out for the Giggle monster! He will kill you with his cuteness!" He exclaims happily.
Dream trotted after Schlatt with a bounce in his step, grinning shyly behind his hand as he walked. Giggles and titters bubbles up in his throat, and the occasional embarrassed squeak as Schlatt pinched and poked at his sides. His face reddened more and more as they moved, and butterflies swarmed in his stomach the closer they got.
The speedrunner shrank beneath his friendâs analytical gaze, his shy grin only widening at the way Schlatt was looking down at him.
âSchlahatt- hEHEHEY!â Dream squeaked at the sudden touch and instantly crumbled into Schlatt, clinging to the ram hybrid to stay standing. Stupid horns being a stupid melt spot. âLeheave myhyhy hohorns alohohOHONE!â
As he felt Dream cling onto him, he uses one hand to help hold the other up. Of course they where gonna go down eventually but there has to be some teasing first, both of their personalities seem to like challenges, so why not go for one? There is none! So it's perfect!
Schatts hand that was scratching at the bottom of the horn never seemed to falter even after Dream clung onto him. Schlatt leaned down next to dreams ear and in a low, sing song voice he goes "I got you now!~" he hums before placing a small raspberry on his neck.
He keeps a firm grip on the other, his arm wrapped around the small of the others back, he notices with this position he had access to a few spots. Within the notiicment he starts to gently sitters his nails along the speedrunners side.
"You got some really sensitive horns Dreamie, I think you should get them checked out. I mean you're all red and giggling!" Schlatt plays this fake concern as he looked at the other with a coy look.
Dream opened his mouth to make a snarky retort but instead he let out an embarrassed squeak at what Schlatt said. The speedrunner flinched away from the raspberry and dug his heels into the dirt in an attempt to stay standing, high-pitched giggles bubbling from his lips as he wiggled in his lerâs arms.
âSchlahahatt- EEK!â Dreamâs words were lost in a painfully embarrassing squeal as Schlattâs fingers danced along his side, kicking his feet a little and trying to stay balanced. âNOHohoho! Fuhuhuck ohoHOFF!â
Despite his best efforts, the speedrunner was starting to melt at the gentle horn tickles. His squirming was mostly because of the gentle scritches at his side, and although usually he was pretty strong his bones felt like jelly due to the soft tickling. âPleeeehehehease!â
The morning was surprisingly warm, golden sunlight casting soft shadows across the SMP. Padding along the Prime Path with his hands clasped behind his back and his mask settled comfortably over his smile was Dream, his stride purposeful and his cloak flowing behind him.
Now, this was no usual occurrence. Dream quite enjoyed walking the paths of the server, surveying people as he pleased and making sure no one stepped out of line. Today, though, he had a goal.
Provoke.
The masked speedrunner surveyed the paths for a moment before noticing the figure of a friend of his: Schlatt. With a soft smirk hidden by his porcelain mask, Dream softened his steps, his meaningful pace slowing to a soft creep. He snuck up behind Schlatt, his hands outstretched and formed into claws, and with a cheeky grin he tapered his fingers quickly into Schlattâs sides before dancing back out of reach so he wouldnât get hit.
âHey, Schlatticus,â Dream teased gently, a grin plastered across his face as he shifted his mask and slung the leather strap with care over one of his horns so it wouldnât slide away. âHow goes it?â
[ @ticklydream hey bestie itâs me đŠ I hope this ask is okay /gen ]
Schlatt in all fairness had nothing going on in his agenda. Today was one of the few days he was sober while he was in a really good mood today for all things considered (to his standards anyhow). His typical blazer was off as it felt to stuffy and he was only wearing his nice button up and his bright red tie.
Truly Schlatt was minding his own buisness as he was walking down the path. His hands where in the pants pockets as he just looked around with no purpose. He didn't hear Dream sneak up behind him but it was to late. When he felt the fingers against his sides he let out a sound similar to a bleet (a scream if you asked him. he will never admit that he bleets.) as he flinched to at the hands as his elbows jostled back in a self defense way.
Turning around with his ears flopped down as he stared at dream. An annoyed feature taking over his features, although he was glad to see his friend. "Hello Dream," He huff out, although a ghost of a smile appears "It was going good until you decided to try and scare me." he explains as his arms fold across his chest "How about you Dreamer Boy? What have you been up to?"
[Hey this is really good!! sorry for the late reply and I hope this is okay!]
Dream burst into laughter and stumbled back, pressing a shy hand over his mouth to hide his smile. âDude, did you just bleat?!â He exclaimed, his voice teasing but the undertone of affection was genuine. âThatâs so cute! I didnât know you could bleat!â
The speedrunnerâs porcelain mask swung slightly in the breeze, and he leaned back a little on his heels, grinning shyly at Schlatt and rubbing the back of his neck. He noted the ghost of a smile quirking at Schlattâs lips and reassured himself that the ram wasnât mad.
âIâve been fine,â he responded with a happy chuckle. âIâve just kind of been⌠watching? Making sure the server is in operating order, you know? And terrorizing the kids. How about you, sheep boy?â
Schlatt shakes his head as he lets out an offended scoff "Of course not Dream, I'm a man, not fuly a ram!" He defends as his ears perked slightly at the compliment. "Its not- it didn't even happen- I don't fucken bleat!"
Schlatt although feeling rather humiliated about his bleat, really couldn't care. Sure it was rather embarrassing at times, but it is what it is. All he has to do is defend his ego dignity.
"Sounds fair. I hope no one had to be put back into place, well besides the kids." He chuckles a little bit at the idea of the kids being themselves. "Watch it you heathen, I'm a ram. not a sheep, learn the difference." he snarks back, he hopes that the sarcastic reply can be heard as he rolls his eyes.
Dream noticed the way Schlattâs ears pricked at the show of affection, and he noted that he would have to make him bleat again. âYou totally did. What, are you embarrassed?â Dream teased with a giggle, his eyes glimmering. âThat was adorable. Iâm gonna remember that, you know.â
Would he probably remember that? Who knows, but it was cute at the time.
The speedrunner chuckled, cooing softly at Schlatt. âIs sheep boy embarrassed about his little bleat, hmm? Is that it?â He hummed affectionately, grinning shyly. He never really got the opportunity to tease anyone, let alone Schlatt of all sheep- er, rams.
Dream giggled. He wasnât sure if his provoking was working, but he was having fun either way.
Schatt could only roll his eyes more as he let out a sigh "Listen Smiley, let me put it this way for your understanding. Number one, I didn't bleat, I never have bleat and I never will bleat. " He puts one finger up as he explains this "Number two, it's stupid to be embarrassed about something that never happened nor existed." He explains with the confidence as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
The greatest thing about being a buisness man is reading people, and right now, Schlatt just knows deep within his core that dream is needing something. Schatt was going to have fun eith this one, he could feel him smirk deevishly at the idea.
"Okay giggles, you aren't gonna remember jack shit," he 'threatens' at the blond as he takes a step towards him, testing the waters to see where this goes. "You know for someone who has the Smiley face on them, you really don't show your adorable one. Hm? What's with that?" He questions the other with a hint of fondness on him.
Dream grinned shyly at the tone to his friendâs voice, but as Schlatt stepped towards him with a devilish smirk he couldnât help but burst into nervous giggles, hiding his giddy grin behind a gloved hand and stumbling back a few steps. The nickname rang true as the speedrunner babbled nervously, tripping over his words as giddy titters and chirps bubbled past his lips.
âHey- heyheyheyhey donât look at me like that,â Dream tried to threaten, but the excited lilt to his voice didnât make him sound exactly frightening. âI think Iâll remember it ahanyway, you know? Like- just a little tidbihit of a memory?â
His grin only widened at Schlattâs words, the affectionate hint to his voice taking the speedrunner off-guard. âI- I doho smile! Ahall the time- itâs like- like my brand, you knohow- where are you evehen going with thihis?!â
As Dream stumbled back Schlatt took a few steps forward. "Awe why you gotta cover your brand, giggles? Hm? I wanna see that cute little smile that the brand has. You think I can get some?" Schlatt teases, his eyes seeming to shine in unspoken mischief and glee.
"In what way am I looking at you? Am I not allowed to watch you become an unspoken reason to suddenly be a babbling mess?" He hums, he chooses to ignore the side comment of Dreams remembering, but he would going back to that later.
"I think you want something Dream, why else would you come to the common buisness worker. Hm?" He accuses as he grins more, seemingly understanding of what Dream has going on, "So tell me Dream what's been causing you to be a little giggly guy? Something on your side? Go on, tell me what's so funny!" He initiated as he steps closer and closer to Dream.
The glint of mischief in Schlattâs eyes did nothing to calm the butterflies in Dreamâs stomach. As Schlatt continued to advance towards him he dropped his hand from his mouth in favour of holding out both hands in what he wished he could call a strong defense, mind swirling with the possibilities of how Schlatt could wreck him.
At the mention of his side, the speedrunnerâs face glowed a cherry red and he tucked his arms tightly against his sides, still holding his hands up in a half-surrender, half-defense. âL-Lihihistehen-â he tried to say, but Schlattâs continuous approach made him trail off into nervous giggles.
Dream fidgeted with his gloves, suddenly aware that he might have to ask for what he wanted. He took a deep breath, mustering up all his courage, and blurted out messily, âLook- I-I knohow ihitâs stupid buhuhut Iâve beheen in a reheallyhy bihig moohohood ahall day and I knohow yohohouâre gohood at tihi- mehessihing with peheoplehe soho can yohou plehease juhust- juhust wreheck mehe!â
Schatt stopped a foot in front of Dream.His back straightened and in a attentive stance in front of the other in front of Dream. Staring down at him with the eyes of pure mischief with a smirk of pure chaos. How wonderful, and how perfect as he thinks of all the way to utterly wreck this man in front of him.
"Ooooh!" He draws out, his eyes lighting up, "So that's why you're giggly and so red. And being a total provoker!" He exclaims as he claps his hands together to add effect. "Its not stupid, in fact it's seems to be a great idea!" He hums as he looks around for anyone coming.
"However," he pauses to think carefully how to word this, "Before I utterly wreck your shit into a giggly puddle of smiles where do you wanna go? Cause if you're gonna be laying on wood it's gonna be a pain in the ass." He offers, as much as he was itching to wreck dream bit by bit, he wanted the other party comfortable.
Dreamâs eyes trailed shyly up to meet Schlattâs after a moment of embarrassed silence, and as soon as he did his stomach burst into nervous butterflies. The look Schlatt was giving him was nothing short of predatory, and something about the happy mischief in the hybridâs eyes made Dreamâs already-giggly demeanour crumble even further.
âTh-Thahanks..â The demigod again hid his smile behind one hand, his vision darting around them to make sure nobody was near. Even though he was in a giggly mood, he still had a reputation.
The way Schlatt worded his next sentence made Dream swallow a shy squeak, though a giggle or two slipped past his lips. âI-Ihi- uhuhm- I duhunno, mahaybehe juhust- ohon the grahahass?â
Schlatt nods "Then lets go, Giggles."he cooes at the other. As they started to walk closer and closer towards the grass with dream. Every now and then he reached out to tweak at the speed runners side. The best part is, Schlatt could just tell how badly this mood is eating at dream. Well, he will have to fill the man's needs, doesn't he?
As they reached the grassy area, schlatt was pretty close as he looked down upon dream, seeming to study him of where to go first, creating a form of a plan as he stared at the other.
"Say Giggles, when was the last time you treated those lovey horns of yours?" He asks, as he reaches out and gently starts scratching at the base of the horns, tracing his nails as he hummed . "They look really nice on you Smilee, makes you seem threatening if you weren't a Giggles monster.~" he teases down at the younger. "Everybody watch out for the Giggle monster! He will kill you with his cuteness!" He exclaims happily.
Dream trotted after Schlatt with a bounce in his step, grinning shyly behind his hand as he walked. Giggles and titters bubbles up in his throat, and the occasional embarrassed squeak as Schlatt pinched and poked at his sides. His face reddened more and more as they moved, and butterflies swarmed in his stomach the closer they got.
The speedrunner shrank beneath his friendâs analytical gaze, his shy grin only widening at the way Schlatt was looking down at him.
âSchlahatt- hEHEHEY!â Dream squeaked at the sudden touch and instantly crumbled into Schlatt, clinging to the ram hybrid to stay standing. Stupid horns being a stupid melt spot. âLeheave myhyhy hohorns alohohOHONE!â
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The morning was surprisingly warm, golden sunlight casting soft shadows across the SMP. Padding along the Prime Path with his hands clasped behind his back and his mask settled comfortably over his smile was Dream, his stride purposeful and his cloak flowing behind him.
Now, this was no usual occurrence. Dream quite enjoyed walking the paths of the server, surveying people as he pleased and making sure no one stepped out of line. Today, though, he had a goal.
Provoke.
The masked speedrunner surveyed the paths for a moment before noticing the figure of a friend of his: Schlatt. With a soft smirk hidden by his porcelain mask, Dream softened his steps, his meaningful pace slowing to a soft creep. He snuck up behind Schlatt, his hands outstretched and formed into claws, and with a cheeky grin he tapered his fingers quickly into Schlattâs sides before dancing back out of reach so he wouldnât get hit.
âHey, Schlatticus,â Dream teased gently, a grin plastered across his face as he shifted his mask and slung the leather strap with care over one of his horns so it wouldnât slide away. âHow goes it?â
[ @ticklydream hey bestie itâs me đŠ I hope this ask is okay /gen ]
Schlatt in all fairness had nothing going on in his agenda. Today was one of the few days he was sober while he was in a really good mood today for all things considered (to his standards anyhow). His typical blazer was off as it felt to stuffy and he was only wearing his nice button up and his bright red tie.
Truly Schlatt was minding his own buisness as he was walking down the path. His hands where in the pants pockets as he just looked around with no purpose. He didn't hear Dream sneak up behind him but it was to late. When he felt the fingers against his sides he let out a sound similar to a bleet (a scream if you asked him. he will never admit that he bleets.) as he flinched to at the hands as his elbows jostled back in a self defense way.
Turning around with his ears flopped down as he stared at dream. An annoyed feature taking over his features, although he was glad to see his friend. "Hello Dream," He huff out, although a ghost of a smile appears "It was going good until you decided to try and scare me." he explains as his arms fold across his chest "How about you Dreamer Boy? What have you been up to?"
[Hey this is really good!! sorry for the late reply and I hope this is okay!]
Dream burst into laughter and stumbled back, pressing a shy hand over his mouth to hide his smile. âDude, did you just bleat?!â He exclaimed, his voice teasing but the undertone of affection was genuine. âThatâs so cute! I didnât know you could bleat!â
The speedrunnerâs porcelain mask swung slightly in the breeze, and he leaned back a little on his heels, grinning shyly at Schlatt and rubbing the back of his neck. He noted the ghost of a smile quirking at Schlattâs lips and reassured himself that the ram wasnât mad.
âIâve been fine,â he responded with a happy chuckle. âIâve just kind of been⌠watching? Making sure the server is in operating order, you know? And terrorizing the kids. How about you, sheep boy?â
Schlatt shakes his head as he lets out an offended scoff "Of course not Dream, I'm a man, not fuly a ram!" He defends as his ears perked slightly at the compliment. "Its not- it didn't even happen- I don't fucken bleat!"
Schlatt although feeling rather humiliated about his bleat, really couldn't care. Sure it was rather embarrassing at times, but it is what it is. All he has to do is defend his ego dignity.
"Sounds fair. I hope no one had to be put back into place, well besides the kids." He chuckles a little bit at the idea of the kids being themselves. "Watch it you heathen, I'm a ram. not a sheep, learn the difference." he snarks back, he hopes that the sarcastic reply can be heard as he rolls his eyes.
Dream noticed the way Schlattâs ears pricked at the show of affection, and he noted that he would have to make him bleat again. âYou totally did. What, are you embarrassed?â Dream teased with a giggle, his eyes glimmering. âThat was adorable. Iâm gonna remember that, you know.â
Would he probably remember that? Who knows, but it was cute at the time.
The speedrunner chuckled, cooing softly at Schlatt. âIs sheep boy embarrassed about his little bleat, hmm? Is that it?â He hummed affectionately, grinning shyly. He never really got the opportunity to tease anyone, let alone Schlatt of all sheep- er, rams.
Dream giggled. He wasnât sure if his provoking was working, but he was having fun either way.
Schatt could only roll his eyes more as he let out a sigh "Listen Smiley, let me put it this way for your understanding. Number one, I didn't bleat, I never have bleat and I never will bleat. " He puts one finger up as he explains this "Number two, it's stupid to be embarrassed about something that never happened nor existed." He explains with the confidence as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
The greatest thing about being a buisness man is reading people, and right now, Schlatt just knows deep within his core that dream is needing something. Schatt was going to have fun eith this one, he could feel him smirk deevishly at the idea.
"Okay giggles, you aren't gonna remember jack shit," he 'threatens' at the blond as he takes a step towards him, testing the waters to see where this goes. "You know for someone who has the Smiley face on them, you really don't show your adorable one. Hm? What's with that?" He questions the other with a hint of fondness on him.
Dream grinned shyly at the tone to his friendâs voice, but as Schlatt stepped towards him with a devilish smirk he couldnât help but burst into nervous giggles, hiding his giddy grin behind a gloved hand and stumbling back a few steps. The nickname rang true as the speedrunner babbled nervously, tripping over his words as giddy titters and chirps bubbled past his lips.
âHey- heyheyheyhey donât look at me like that,â Dream tried to threaten, but the excited lilt to his voice didnât make him sound exactly frightening. âI think Iâll remember it ahanyway, you know? Like- just a little tidbihit of a memory?â
His grin only widened at Schlattâs words, the affectionate hint to his voice taking the speedrunner off-guard. âI- I doho smile! Ahall the time- itâs like- like my brand, you knohow- where are you evehen going with thihis?!â
As Dream stumbled back Schlatt took a few steps forward. "Awe why you gotta cover your brand, giggles? Hm? I wanna see that cute little smile that the brand has. You think I can get some?" Schlatt teases, his eyes seeming to shine in unspoken mischief and glee.
"In what way am I looking at you? Am I not allowed to watch you become an unspoken reason to suddenly be a babbling mess?" He hums, he chooses to ignore the side comment of Dreams remembering, but he would going back to that later.
"I think you want something Dream, why else would you come to the common buisness worker. Hm?" He accuses as he grins more, seemingly understanding of what Dream has going on, "So tell me Dream what's been causing you to be a little giggly guy? Something on your side? Go on, tell me what's so funny!" He initiated as he steps closer and closer to Dream.
The glint of mischief in Schlattâs eyes did nothing to calm the butterflies in Dreamâs stomach. As Schlatt continued to advance towards him he dropped his hand from his mouth in favour of holding out both hands in what he wished he could call a strong defense, mind swirling with the possibilities of how Schlatt could wreck him.
At the mention of his side, the speedrunnerâs face glowed a cherry red and he tucked his arms tightly against his sides, still holding his hands up in a half-surrender, half-defense. âL-Lihihistehen-â he tried to say, but Schlattâs continuous approach made him trail off into nervous giggles.
Dream fidgeted with his gloves, suddenly aware that he might have to ask for what he wanted. He took a deep breath, mustering up all his courage, and blurted out messily, âLook- I-I knohow ihitâs stupid buhuhut Iâve beheen in a reheallyhy bihig moohohood ahall day and I knohow yohohouâre gohood at tihi- mehessihing with peheoplehe soho can yohou plehease juhust- juhust wreheck mehe!â
Schatt stopped a foot in front of Dream.His back straightened and in a attentive stance in front of the other in front of Dream. Staring down at him with the eyes of pure mischief with a smirk of pure chaos. How wonderful, and how perfect as he thinks of all the way to utterly wreck this man in front of him.
"Ooooh!" He draws out, his eyes lighting up, "So that's why you're giggly and so red. And being a total provoker!" He exclaims as he claps his hands together to add effect. "Its not stupid, in fact it's seems to be a great idea!" He hums as he looks around for anyone coming.
"However," he pauses to think carefully how to word this, "Before I utterly wreck your shit into a giggly puddle of smiles where do you wanna go? Cause if you're gonna be laying on wood it's gonna be a pain in the ass." He offers, as much as he was itching to wreck dream bit by bit, he wanted the other party comfortable.
Dreamâs eyes trailed shyly up to meet Schlattâs after a moment of embarrassed silence, and as soon as he did his stomach burst into nervous butterflies. The look Schlatt was giving him was nothing short of predatory, and something about the happy mischief in the hybridâs eyes made Dreamâs already-giggly demeanour crumble even further.
âTh-Thahanks..â The demigod again hid his smile behind one hand, his vision darting around them to make sure nobody was near. Even though he was in a giggly mood, he still had a reputation.
The way Schlatt worded his next sentence made Dream swallow a shy squeak, though a giggle or two slipped past his lips. âI-Ihi- uhuhm- I duhunno, mahaybehe juhust- ohon the grahahass?â
The morning was surprisingly warm, golden sunlight casting soft shadows across the SMP. Padding along the Prime Path with his hands clasped behind his back and his mask settled comfortably over his smile was Dream, his stride purposeful and his cloak flowing behind him.
Now, this was no usual occurrence. Dream quite enjoyed walking the paths of the server, surveying people as he pleased and making sure no one stepped out of line. Today, though, he had a goal.
Provoke.
The masked speedrunner surveyed the paths for a moment before noticing the figure of a friend of his: Schlatt. With a soft smirk hidden by his porcelain mask, Dream softened his steps, his meaningful pace slowing to a soft creep. He snuck up behind Schlatt, his hands outstretched and formed into claws, and with a cheeky grin he tapered his fingers quickly into Schlattâs sides before dancing back out of reach so he wouldnât get hit.
âHey, Schlatticus,â Dream teased gently, a grin plastered across his face as he shifted his mask and slung the leather strap with care over one of his horns so it wouldnât slide away. âHow goes it?â
[ @ticklydream hey bestie itâs me đŠ I hope this ask is okay /gen ]
Schlatt in all fairness had nothing going on in his agenda. Today was one of the few days he was sober while he was in a really good mood today for all things considered (to his standards anyhow). His typical blazer was off as it felt to stuffy and he was only wearing his nice button up and his bright red tie.
Truly Schlatt was minding his own buisness as he was walking down the path. His hands where in the pants pockets as he just looked around with no purpose. He didn't hear Dream sneak up behind him but it was to late. When he felt the fingers against his sides he let out a sound similar to a bleet (a scream if you asked him. he will never admit that he bleets.) as he flinched to at the hands as his elbows jostled back in a self defense way.
Turning around with his ears flopped down as he stared at dream. An annoyed feature taking over his features, although he was glad to see his friend. "Hello Dream," He huff out, although a ghost of a smile appears "It was going good until you decided to try and scare me." he explains as his arms fold across his chest "How about you Dreamer Boy? What have you been up to?"
[Hey this is really good!! sorry for the late reply and I hope this is okay!]
Dream burst into laughter and stumbled back, pressing a shy hand over his mouth to hide his smile. âDude, did you just bleat?!â He exclaimed, his voice teasing but the undertone of affection was genuine. âThatâs so cute! I didnât know you could bleat!â
The speedrunnerâs porcelain mask swung slightly in the breeze, and he leaned back a little on his heels, grinning shyly at Schlatt and rubbing the back of his neck. He noted the ghost of a smile quirking at Schlattâs lips and reassured himself that the ram wasnât mad.
âIâve been fine,â he responded with a happy chuckle. âIâve just kind of been⌠watching? Making sure the server is in operating order, you know? And terrorizing the kids. How about you, sheep boy?â
Schlatt shakes his head as he lets out an offended scoff "Of course not Dream, I'm a man, not fuly a ram!" He defends as his ears perked slightly at the compliment. "Its not- it didn't even happen- I don't fucken bleat!"
Schlatt although feeling rather humiliated about his bleat, really couldn't care. Sure it was rather embarrassing at times, but it is what it is. All he has to do is defend his ego dignity.
"Sounds fair. I hope no one had to be put back into place, well besides the kids." He chuckles a little bit at the idea of the kids being themselves. "Watch it you heathen, I'm a ram. not a sheep, learn the difference." he snarks back, he hopes that the sarcastic reply can be heard as he rolls his eyes.
Dream noticed the way Schlattâs ears pricked at the show of affection, and he noted that he would have to make him bleat again. âYou totally did. What, are you embarrassed?â Dream teased with a giggle, his eyes glimmering. âThat was adorable. Iâm gonna remember that, you know.â
Would he probably remember that? Who knows, but it was cute at the time.
The speedrunner chuckled, cooing softly at Schlatt. âIs sheep boy embarrassed about his little bleat, hmm? Is that it?â He hummed affectionately, grinning shyly. He never really got the opportunity to tease anyone, let alone Schlatt of all sheep- er, rams.
Dream giggled. He wasnât sure if his provoking was working, but he was having fun either way.
Schatt could only roll his eyes more as he let out a sigh "Listen Smiley, let me put it this way for your understanding. Number one, I didn't bleat, I never have bleat and I never will bleat. " He puts one finger up as he explains this "Number two, it's stupid to be embarrassed about something that never happened nor existed." He explains with the confidence as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
The greatest thing about being a buisness man is reading people, and right now, Schlatt just knows deep within his core that dream is needing something. Schatt was going to have fun eith this one, he could feel him smirk deevishly at the idea.
"Okay giggles, you aren't gonna remember jack shit," he 'threatens' at the blond as he takes a step towards him, testing the waters to see where this goes. "You know for someone who has the Smiley face on them, you really don't show your adorable one. Hm? What's with that?" He questions the other with a hint of fondness on him.
Dream grinned shyly at the tone to his friendâs voice, but as Schlatt stepped towards him with a devilish smirk he couldnât help but burst into nervous giggles, hiding his giddy grin behind a gloved hand and stumbling back a few steps. The nickname rang true as the speedrunner babbled nervously, tripping over his words as giddy titters and chirps bubbled past his lips.
âHey- heyheyheyhey donât look at me like that,â Dream tried to threaten, but the excited lilt to his voice didnât make him sound exactly frightening. âI think Iâll remember it ahanyway, you know? Like- just a little tidbihit of a memory?â
His grin only widened at Schlattâs words, the affectionate hint to his voice taking the speedrunner off-guard. âI- I doho smile! Ahall the time- itâs like- like my brand, you knohow- where are you evehen going with thihis?!â
As Dream stumbled back Schlatt took a few steps forward. "Awe why you gotta cover your brand, giggles? Hm? I wanna see that cute little smile that the brand has. You think I can get some?" Schlatt teases, his eyes seeming to shine in unspoken mischief and glee.
"In what way am I looking at you? Am I not allowed to watch you become an unspoken reason to suddenly be a babbling mess?" He hums, he chooses to ignore the side comment of Dreams remembering, but he would going back to that later.
"I think you want something Dream, why else would you come to the common buisness worker. Hm?" He accuses as he grins more, seemingly understanding of what Dream has going on, "So tell me Dream what's been causing you to be a little giggly guy? Something on your side? Go on, tell me what's so funny!" He initiated as he steps closer and closer to Dream.
The glint of mischief in Schlattâs eyes did nothing to calm the butterflies in Dreamâs stomach. As Schlatt continued to advance towards him he dropped his hand from his mouth in favour of holding out both hands in what he wished he could call a strong defense, mind swirling with the possibilities of how Schlatt could wreck him.
At the mention of his side, the speedrunnerâs face glowed a cherry red and he tucked his arms tightly against his sides, still holding his hands up in a half-surrender, half-defense. âL-Lihihistehen-â he tried to say, but Schlattâs continuous approach made him trail off into nervous giggles.
Dream fidgeted with his gloves, suddenly aware that he might have to ask for what he wanted. He took a deep breath, mustering up all his courage, and blurted out messily, âLook- I-I knohow ihitâs stupid buhuhut Iâve beheen in a reheallyhy bihig moohohood ahall day and I knohow yohohouâre gohood at tihi- mehessihing with peheoplehe soho can yohou plehease juhust- juhust wreheck mehe!â
(SCRUFF HELLO I MISSED YOU WE NEED TO PLAY ON THE REALM AGAIN WHEN MY LAPTOP IS FIXED) (This is for CC dream btw!)
She excitedly gets off the plane rushing to get her bag nearly squeaking with excitement as she sees it! She grabs it and quickly calls Dream anxiously awaiting for him to answer so she can let him know sheâs landed - @kaslee
Dream was leaning against the glass window of the airport he was waiting in, phone pressed into his hand as he hummed quietly to himself. Waiting, waiting. Just waiting.
His phone buzzed with a familiar ringtone. Dream lifted it to his ear and answered it, his smile evident in his voice as he scanned the baggage pickup.
âMy favourite Kass,â he hummed into the phone, grinning as he spotted his anxious-looking friend hovering by the baggage pickup with her phone to her ear. âNice outfit. Didnât bring much, I see?â
âMy favorite Dreamâ she sighed happily feeling comfort wash over her hearing his voice
âWhat- how did you..â she turned around look around when she finally spots the tall blonde man
âYou little- you saw me right here and answered the phone instead of just coming over to me?!â
She giggled softly walking over to him hanging up the phone âNo! You know I usually just steal clothes from you and Sapnap anyways, which by the way finally brought back that hoodie you loveâ
She slips her phone in her pocket fidgeting with her bracelet and bouncing on her feet wanting to hug him but wanting to wait til he initiates it
Dream burst out laughing, drawing the attention of a few bystanders as he slipped his phone into his pocket and trotted over to Kasey, meeting her halfway.
âGood to see you, little baby,â he teased gently, having to tilt his head down to look at his friend properly. âYouâre literally the height of a middle schooler. What happened to being 5â10?â
Dream chuckled at Kaseyâs obvious hesitation and, without another word, wrapped her in his arms and spun her around in a circle, burying his face into her shoulder with a comforted huff. Heâd missed her.
She huffed softly at the tease âshut up youâre the baby between the two of us! Mister canât eat one hot wing without cryingâ
âHey! Thereâs actually middle schoolers taller than me so hush⌠Okay okay so maybe Iâm not 5â10 maybe I embellished my height a lot like SamâŚâ She rolled her eyes playfully enjoying the banter as usual
She squeaked upon being spun around and giggled softly at his face in her shoulder, she gently rubbed his back as she hugged him tightly it was unfair that he was so strong and tall she wished to be able to give him a spin hug as well
âListen.â Dream giggled, prodding Kasey in the back. âThose wings were fucking spicy. Leave me be.â
He nudged Kasey gently with his shoulder, giving her a shy grin. âReady to go? Sapnapâs out for the day with Punz but heâll be back for dinner.â
She squeaked softly at the prod âeek! Yehaha sure whatever you sayâ
She nodded happily and excitedly âYes! I am so excited! Ooh we def have to like all hangout before I leave and me and you finally team up on those two lees like weâve always talked aboutâ
Dream snickered, giving Kasey a shy grin and gently grabbed the hem of her sleeve to tug her along behind him. âSapnapâs really excited to see you, yâknow. I may have lied and told him you werenât coming for a bit more, so he could get a nice surprise.â
The blonde used his free hand to rub his eyes before plucking Kaseyâs bags away from her and hoisting them over his shoulder with ease. âYeah, we totally should.â
Her mouth dropped open for a second and she scoffed âhow dare you lie to him! But also I canât wait to see his face! Oohh Punz probably thinks Iâm not coming until later either, maybe you could get him to come hang out and they both walk in and see me at the same time?â
She thanked him quietly for grabbing her bags as she gently held onto his hoodie as they walked to his car âitâll be so so much fun!â
âI lie to Sap all the time,â Dream said with a grin. âNothing serious, of course, but itâs really funny to watch him turn in circles looking for a bowl I put back in the cupboard. But yeah, Iâll text Punz and tell him to come back with Sapnap.â
A warm, fuzzy feeling bubbled in his chest as Kasey grabbed his sleeve. âIâm excited, for sure.â
âDream! One of these times heâs gonna figure out your tricks and wreck youâ she smirked softly as she lightly teased him
She let go of his hoodie long enough to do her happy stim and then quickly grabbed back on feeling safer having hold of him
âLiterally will be the most fun Iâve had in ages! Itâs so nice to finally take a break from everything, I havenât had a proper break since I went to visit Quackity like three months agoâ
Dream felt himself blush at the very concept of Sapnap wrecking him for all of his mischief, but he rolled his eyes, warmth spreading to the tips of his ears as he was sure he was turning very red.
âItâs bound to be fun,â he said cheerfully, tactically ignoring Kaseyâs words and adjusting her bags over his shoulder. âQ is a nightmare. I donât know how you put up with him for so long.â
Dream wasnât sure why. Perhaps it was the yellow tinge to the sky, or just that he hadnât been able to just take a walk in a long time, but it was surprisingly pleasant.
Although, with Dream being, well, DreamâŚ
Mischief was sure to ensue.
Dreamâs pacing along the server path was interrupted as he spotted Sapnap. Ah, his first victim. The masked speedrunner sauntered over to the ravenette, smirking.
âSapnaaaaaaaaap,â Dream whined, draping himself lazily overtop of his best friend. He allowed his full weight to fall against Sapnap, knowing the other could lift him. âIâm oh so bored. Painfully bored, if you will. Wonât you help a poor Dreamling out?â
[ @ticklydream HI BESTIE I CRAVE LER!SAPNAP ]
Sapnap was simply adjusting the fingerless gloves on his hands when he felt the sudden weight on his back. He took a step forward to stabilize himself before huffing when he realized who it was. "Oh I'll help you out all right~ get off me!" He reached behind him and blindly pinched at the blondes sides
Dreamâs giggles vaulted with a squeal into hysterical titters and squeaks, shoving lightly at Sapnapâs chest and simultaneously trying (and failing) to defend himself from the tickling fingers. Already he could feel his face warming and he squeezed his eyes shut, tilting his head away from Sapnap in a flustered mess as he giggled.
âSAHAHahahappyhyHY!â He whined giddily, avoiding the question completely and sucking in his belly to try and escape the feeling. âPleheHEHEASE! NOhohohoHOT MYHYhyhy stohomahAHACH!â
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The man, the myth, the legend. The Blade. Dream wasnât scared of him.
Or so he told himself.
Dream had had aâŚ. funny dream, last night. One that involved a sparring match with Techno that ended with him getting pinned down and- wellâŚ
Destroyed.
Dreamâs stomach had been buzzing ever since, and he knew that if no one could satisfy the odd feeling he would likely go crazy. So off he went, seeking out the company of the very person he had lost so poorly to in his own dreams: Techno.
It didnât take a tremendous amount of effort to find the Blade. Techno was chilling (hehe⌠literally) on the porch of his small tundra home, and Dream decided he wanted to scare the absolute shit out of the piglin. He gathered up an ender pearl in his hand and threw it with all his might. The small orb whizzed through the air and landed with perfect aim right behind the blade. Dream blinked and teleported, and before he could let Techno react he wrapped his arms around the Blade and whispered, âHello chat, and welcome to another ASMR stream where I absolutely scare the fuck out of Techno the Blade.â
[ @ticklydream HI :D I hope this is okay- ]
Techno had woken up not more than half an hour ago. The piglin had stolen Phil's untouched coffee and was off to watch the peaceful snow fall outside after bragging about it. His nails rhythmically tapped against the side of the mug, the taps slowing as he dozed off.
Techno was jerked out of his tired state physically at the sudden contact, causing the steaming drink in his hands to spill on him with a loud wince. Well now he was awake. And so were his hyperactive thoughts. The voices seemed far too excited to see Dream all the sudden. He knew who to blame this on now.
"Dream." He huffed, pushing the other off of him to set the now empty mug down on the porch's banister. "Give me one good reason I shouldn't kill you where you stand." The piglin was absolutely known for being a morning person, totally.
[ @ticklydream yoooooo yeah its alright !! sorry mines a little short dkjsjkds ]
Dream let out an excited giggle at the reaction he managed to draw from Techno, and as the piglin brute pushed him back he burst out laughing at his success. He tugged his mask off of his face to better get a glimpse of the Blade and he draped the porcelain mask over one of his horns by the leather strap that held it snug against his face.
âTechno,â he responded playfully, the speedrunnerâs eyes dancing with excitement. âI think you shouldnât kill me becaaaaaause...â
He surveyed his mind for a solid explanation. âIâm cool. And your chat loves me. And weâre best friends.â
Dream giggled. âYou wouldnât kill your best friend, would you?â
Techno leered at him, it was not as funny as Dream made it seem. Good thing he spilt it on an overcoat, one of the pros to overdressing besides looking good in the outfit. He sat in Phil's "old man rocking chair", as it'd affectionately been called, pretending to think as he muttered in response to the calmer but still noisy chat.
The piglin turned his head when name was said, arching an eyebrow. "Are you saying you think homelessness is cool? I can't believe this. They all hate you, their words not mine," most loudly disagreed, but he let out an amused noise because of the ones that jokingly agreed with him and I have never agreed to being your best friend. I wouldn't kill my best friend, but I wouldn't say I won't kill you."
Dream bristled playfully, grinning slyly at his friend. âIâm not homeless!â He protested lightheartedly, tilting his head to the left and studying Techno. âYour chat loves me. I know they do. They adore me, your honour.â
The speedrunner chuckled at his own joke, pressing a fist into his hip. âAnd you totally are my best friend. Phil doesnât count because heâs your dad.â
Dream giggled. âAnyways, what are you gonna do? If you kill me the server goes down with me, Techie~â he teased gently, grinning cockily.
Techno rolled his eyes. If he kept the homeless "argument" going again, they'd never stop the far from serious bickering about it. "No, they don't, they would never. At this point, I think they might like everyone but you." His expression turned to one of subtle confusion as Dream looked at him inquisitively.
"I also didn't agree to that- Wait, where are you getting your information? It seems like it's all wrong, Dream." He jested playfully, a small grin pulling at his lips. "I wouldn't kill Phil. Everyone else? Depends, but it's up for debate."
Techno gave him a challenging look, he wanted to wipe that stupid look off of Dream's stupid face so bad. "If the server goes down because you annoyed me and I had to kill you, so be it. This could easily be solved with a spar."
Dreamâs giggles only heightened at Technoâs playful argument, taking it as a small victory that heâd won the âhomelessâ argument.
Jackpot. He nodded at the idea of a spar, his hand straying to his hip where he kept his sword in case Techno jumped right into it without a warning. âHand-to-hand or with weapons?â He said with a chuckle, and then foolishly decided to poke at Techno a little further.
âDonât tell me....â he hummed with a mock gasp. âTechno, donât tell me you care about Phil! A heartless soul like you loving someone? Implausible,â he jested, gently teasing at the egotistical facade Techno had built himself. âYou care about someone!~â
Techno swore Dream knew he was pushing his buttons, and if he didn't, he was sure good at acting like it. It didn't upset him, he would've stopped it if it did, but he wanted him to shut up.
The piglin took note of how quick Dream seemed to react to that. It was all by means of already watching him to see if he could figure out why he decided to come annoy him, first thing in the mornings of all times.
"Well, with weapons might actually get you killed, while hand-to-hand might just get your nose broken instead. It's up to you how you'd like to die, though," he looked over with an offering head tilt. He didn't plan on hurting him on purpose, much less killing him.
Techno rolled his eyes, a look of quiet stubbornness on his face. He would make sure Dream lost this terribly, for his pride. "I would never. I think this is just a cover for your jealousy it's not you, Dream. That is, even if I did."
Hysterical giggles bubbled up in Dreamâs throat, but he disguised them as a soft chuckle. He grinned at the look on Technoâs face, knowing he was starting to get to the piglin brute, and knowing just as well the more he prodded the more ruthless the retribution would become. Honestly, though, he couldnât bring himself to care very much.
The speedrunnerâs stomach fluttered at the sudden glint he saw in Technoâs eyes, a forethought of how absolutely beyond screwed he was. He chose to ignore it, though. Of course he did.
âCome on, now,â he cooed teasingly, allowing himself to giggle softly at his adversaryâs words. âDoes that mean you donât love Phil? Iâll have to tell him that after our little spar, hm?â
Carelessly, Dream slid his sword from its sheath and thrusted it into the ground, the sharp metal stabbing nicely into the snowy dirt. The sun gleamed off of the polished silver, and Dream had to tilt his head to keep the glare out of his eyes. âNo weapons, then,â he compliantly hummed, foolishly (or rather knowingly) allowing himself to turn his back on Techno to mess with the fingerless gloves pressed snugly against his skin. âJust whenever youâre ready, then?â
Chat had started their own little vote, he wasn't complaining about that, but he was that he wasn't winning his own vote. On top of that, they encouraged him to tell Dream they were routing for him, but he didn't, especially since the speedrunner was going to lose in every possible way you could in a spar.
"Only if you win, which is a very low chance." Techno said pridefully, removing his weapons as well and placing them and Dream's sword off in a chest out of their way.
The other turning around caught his attention. Surely, he couldn't be cheating, at least not before they even started, right? He stepped towards him, gently grabbing Dream's side and pushing him over enough for him to see what was happening.
He let go and stepped back "Ah, gloves." Gloves would restrict movement, he should know that. "But sure, no weapons, and all good whenever you're done accessorizing, of course," he added teasingly.
âIâm totally gonna win! How dare you doubt mehEHEEK-!â
An embarrassing squeal tore from Dreamâs throat as Technoâs hang suddenly met his side. He stumbled at the gentle shove, instantly smacking a hand over his mouth and whirling to stare at Techno with wide eyes.
Silence settled over the speedrunner for a moment, his face only getting gradually redder as his eyes flickered between Technoâs half-outstretched hand and the smug look plastered on his face. He could almost hear Technoâs chat cooing at him, and his ears started to glow red with embarrassment.
âListen. Shut uhup. Wh-Whenehever youâre reheady,â was all Dream could bring himself to say.
The morning was surprisingly warm, golden sunlight casting soft shadows across the SMP. Padding along the Prime Path with his hands clasped behind his back and his mask settled comfortably over his smile was Dream, his stride purposeful and his cloak flowing behind him.
Now, this was no usual occurrence. Dream quite enjoyed walking the paths of the server, surveying people as he pleased and making sure no one stepped out of line. Today, though, he had a goal.
Provoke.
The masked speedrunner surveyed the paths for a moment before noticing the figure of a friend of his: Schlatt. With a soft smirk hidden by his porcelain mask, Dream softened his steps, his meaningful pace slowing to a soft creep. He snuck up behind Schlatt, his hands outstretched and formed into claws, and with a cheeky grin he tapered his fingers quickly into Schlattâs sides before dancing back out of reach so he wouldnât get hit.
âHey, Schlatticus,â Dream teased gently, a grin plastered across his face as he shifted his mask and slung the leather strap with care over one of his horns so it wouldnât slide away. âHow goes it?â
[ @ticklydream hey bestie itâs me đŠ I hope this ask is okay /gen ]
Schlatt in all fairness had nothing going on in his agenda. Today was one of the few days he was sober while he was in a really good mood today for all things considered (to his standards anyhow). His typical blazer was off as it felt to stuffy and he was only wearing his nice button up and his bright red tie.
Truly Schlatt was minding his own buisness as he was walking down the path. His hands where in the pants pockets as he just looked around with no purpose. He didn't hear Dream sneak up behind him but it was to late. When he felt the fingers against his sides he let out a sound similar to a bleet (a scream if you asked him. he will never admit that he bleets.) as he flinched to at the hands as his elbows jostled back in a self defense way.
Turning around with his ears flopped down as he stared at dream. An annoyed feature taking over his features, although he was glad to see his friend. "Hello Dream," He huff out, although a ghost of a smile appears "It was going good until you decided to try and scare me." he explains as his arms fold across his chest "How about you Dreamer Boy? What have you been up to?"
[Hey this is really good!! sorry for the late reply and I hope this is okay!]
Dream burst into laughter and stumbled back, pressing a shy hand over his mouth to hide his smile. âDude, did you just bleat?!â He exclaimed, his voice teasing but the undertone of affection was genuine. âThatâs so cute! I didnât know you could bleat!â
The speedrunnerâs porcelain mask swung slightly in the breeze, and he leaned back a little on his heels, grinning shyly at Schlatt and rubbing the back of his neck. He noted the ghost of a smile quirking at Schlattâs lips and reassured himself that the ram wasnât mad.
âIâve been fine,â he responded with a happy chuckle. âIâve just kind of been⌠watching? Making sure the server is in operating order, you know? And terrorizing the kids. How about you, sheep boy?â
Schlatt shakes his head as he lets out an offended scoff "Of course not Dream, I'm a man, not fuly a ram!" He defends as his ears perked slightly at the compliment. "Its not- it didn't even happen- I don't fucken bleat!"
Schlatt although feeling rather humiliated about his bleat, really couldn't care. Sure it was rather embarrassing at times, but it is what it is. All he has to do is defend his ego dignity.
"Sounds fair. I hope no one had to be put back into place, well besides the kids." He chuckles a little bit at the idea of the kids being themselves. "Watch it you heathen, I'm a ram. not a sheep, learn the difference." he snarks back, he hopes that the sarcastic reply can be heard as he rolls his eyes.
Dream noticed the way Schlattâs ears pricked at the show of affection, and he noted that he would have to make him bleat again. âYou totally did. What, are you embarrassed?â Dream teased with a giggle, his eyes glimmering. âThat was adorable. Iâm gonna remember that, you know.â
Would he probably remember that? Who knows, but it was cute at the time.
The speedrunner chuckled, cooing softly at Schlatt. âIs sheep boy embarrassed about his little bleat, hmm? Is that it?â He hummed affectionately, grinning shyly. He never really got the opportunity to tease anyone, let alone Schlatt of all sheep- er, rams.
Dream giggled. He wasnât sure if his provoking was working, but he was having fun either way.
Schatt could only roll his eyes more as he let out a sigh "Listen Smiley, let me put it this way for your understanding. Number one, I didn't bleat, I never have bleat and I never will bleat. " He puts one finger up as he explains this "Number two, it's stupid to be embarrassed about something that never happened nor existed." He explains with the confidence as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
The greatest thing about being a buisness man is reading people, and right now, Schlatt just knows deep within his core that dream is needing something. Schatt was going to have fun eith this one, he could feel him smirk deevishly at the idea.
"Okay giggles, you aren't gonna remember jack shit," he 'threatens' at the blond as he takes a step towards him, testing the waters to see where this goes. "You know for someone who has the Smiley face on them, you really don't show your adorable one. Hm? What's with that?" He questions the other with a hint of fondness on him.
Dream grinned shyly at the tone to his friendâs voice, but as Schlatt stepped towards him with a devilish smirk he couldnât help but burst into nervous giggles, hiding his giddy grin behind a gloved hand and stumbling back a few steps. The nickname rang true as the speedrunner babbled nervously, tripping over his words as giddy titters and chirps bubbled past his lips.
âHey- heyheyheyhey donât look at me like that,â Dream tried to threaten, but the excited lilt to his voice didnât make him sound exactly frightening. âI think Iâll remember it ahanyway, you know? Like- just a little tidbihit of a memory?â
His grin only widened at Schlattâs words, the affectionate hint to his voice taking the speedrunner off-guard. âI- I doho smile! Ahall the time- itâs like- like my brand, you knohow- where are you evehen going with thihis?!â
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