soph is tired

"do you have any hobbies" lately i have been into overthinking and panicking

i ship jeffbritta but in the way that they’re best friends who fuck and don’t realise that they can care for each other very very deeply and be attracted to each other but still not like each other like that and it’s awful but also they have so much fun and they’ve divorced each other 4 times but they keep getting remarried anyway and also jeff is aromantic but doesn’t know that and britta makes out with girls at parties “because she’s drunk” and neither of them know how to have any form of a healthy relationship

"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school

coming back to this bc it makes me so angry that it is so accurate

what’s the point of jennifer saunders being in ghosts if she isn’t going to drape herself over the button house piano and sing holding out for a hero???

I Contain Multitudes And They Are All Incredibly Annoying

sometimes i get so wrapped up in my own little world then i’ll talk to people and they’ll be like “isn’t the british royal family so cool and classy” and i’m like. girl what

People who dog-ear and make marks in their books are 10383738x sexier smarter and cooler than people who act like marking books is a federal crime