junkrat, primed n' ready!

❛ Did a front flip, landed on my head. ❜

❛ He looks like a doberman trying to fit through a cat door. ❜

❛ It was like a mobster movie. ❜

❛ I love pissing on men. ❜

❛ Just shoot their parachutes. See what happens. ❜

❛ Do you have a bounty on your head? ❜

❛ I thought you were a cop. ❜

❛ We just rolled through the buffet line. ❜

❛ I’m just happy nobody saw the way I died! ❜

❛ I’m in a submarine! ❜

❛ How about a false dawn? ❜

❛ Of course, it had to be a cop car… ❜

❛ Just blaze! ❜

❛ This is scary. This is scary. Get in the car… er, plane. Whatever. ❜

❛ Just happy it wasn’t me this time. ❜

❛ My message was ‘would you kindly get the fuck out?’ ❜

❛ Woowoo! The Fuck Train has no brakes! Woowoo! ❜

❛ Smoking is bad for your health! ❜

❛ I bet you didn’t expect a backflip! ❜

❛ Someone stole my hair for my birthday! ❜

❛ Who thought starting a race would be so much fun? ❜

❛ God, this is just too epic for me to say anything! ❜

❛ Yup. Figured that would happen if I waited long enough. ❜

❛ Did anyone get an angle on that? ❜

❛ I think that hobo’s on fire… ❜

❛ That was 100% an accident! ❜

❛ Ohh, now our van’s all clean and new… no personality! I’m gonna run it into something. ❜

❛ That was… err… welp… my bad. ❜

❛ I thought I was killing at an optimum level… ❜

❛ Look at all my cars! ❜

❛ Everyone’s just running over these dead bodies! ❜

❛ I’m makin’ a square! Ghost geometry! ❜

❛ Bup-badoo’ is not scary! ❜

❛ What? I didn’t shoot you did I? ❜

❛ I have the creepiest smile on my face… in the game. ❜

❛ _____… close your mouth, put your shoes back on and think before you speak. ❜

❛ I think between heists, I got gay. ❜

❛ Ever been robbed by six people at once? ❜

❛ No! I heard it! I heard the doot-doot! ❜

❛ The sky is a bigger place than the floor. ❜

❛ Don’t be a wuss. ❜

❛ I was just hit by a really hard shot. ❜

features built on impulse && reaction twist from a soft stroke of confusion to a startle, to one of humor. lips turn upwards into a kindred smile, laughter flowing from lips with little heed to it.

        ❛ understand, while it takes less energy to create a ripple than a tidal wave. ❜ mala bounce and shimmer about him, quivering with an energy unknown. light array is dimmed, but the omnic can sense the other regardless. he does not make a move to stand, but continues to spin his orbs as though unperturbed. a trained eye would see the slight tension in his orbit, the crease of digits stiffened. here stood a man unbothered by the mistreatment of his kind       and while zenyatta would maintain an open mind, it would be foolish to not be on his guard.

“It’s been raining for days.”

“Looks like the rainy season is finally here.”

“Shall I put on a pot of tea?”

“Turn up the heat/put another log on the fire, the rain brought a chill.”

“Close the window, you’ll ruin the flooring!”

“You’re sopping wet.”

“What on earth were you doing out there?”

“Fine, you can come in, but take off your shoes.”

“I don’t need you tracking mud everywhere.”

“The sound of rain is so nice.”

“You’re going out? In this?”

“You can’t go out there, it’s pouring down rain!”

“I like the rain and all, but being stuck inside is so boring.”

“The day would be a lot less boring if you learned how to sit still.”

“I cannot believe we’re stuck in this!”

“Maybe we should find somewhere to take cover until it stops.”

“Does it ever stop raining here?”

“Oh no! The rain ruined our picnic.”

“Want to go for a walk in the rain?”

“Can I have a blanket?”

“Sorry to intrude. This rain came out of nowhere.”

“Look at the sky! The lightning is insane.”

“It’s getting pretty intense out there.”

“A rainy day, warm blankets, a cup of tea, and a book to tie it all together.”

“Let’s go for a walk in the rain.”

“Here, this should warm you up.”

“Come in here before you catch a cold.”

“Ugh, that’s just a silly old wives’ tale.”

“I pity the poor souls caught out in this.”

“Aren’t there any books to read?”

“Rains smells so different in the city.”

“The rain smells better in the countryside.”

“Nothing like the sound of rain to go with a good book.”

“Careful, the tea is still hot.”

-draws on the fogged up windows-

-Flips loudly through book-

[inspired by this]

“actually… i just miss you.”

“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”

“and slowly… i was forgotten.”

“and then everything just disappears.”

“and where do i go?”

“anyone could tell from here.”

“are you finishing that or…?”

“are you stupid or stupid?”

“anything, just call me, okay?”

“bitch better have my money.”

“bro… that’s so… not cool…”

“but did you do it?”

“call me now. it’s urgent.”

"can’t you listen to me?”

“cross that. don’t answer that.”

“don’t even think about it.”

“don’t you dare walk away.”

“do it. i dare you.”

“did you think i forgot?”

“eventually… you just move on.”

“even if you still do.”

“everything will fall into place.”

“fight me, you attractive stranger.”

“for once, i need you.”

“for once… i was right.”

“for once… i was wrong.”

“forget i even asked you.”

“forget it. you fucking suck.”

“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”

“fuck off. i mean it.”

“give and take. that’s life.”

“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”

“have you lost your mind?”

“hello? it’s me. i was-”

“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”

“here’s a glass of whatever.”

“how about a hug, hm?”

“how about you make me?”

“i haven’t forgot you yet.”

“i can’t be around you.”

“i don’t need you, really.”

“i don’t need this now.”

“is this your first time?”

“it’s just a cut, really.”

“it wasn’t me, i swear!”

“i said i love you.”

“just don’t fuck it up.”

"just… come back alive, okay?”

“just make sure you’ve eaten.”

“kick his ass for me.”

“killed him? wait, what, literally?”

“life really sucks. feel better.”

“letting go hurts… a lot.”

“let me live, will you?”

“no, i don’t need you.”

“nothing can hurt me now.”

“nothing matters anymore to me.”

“okay it was me… so?”

“people lie all the time.”

“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”

“please, you can’t die now.”

“please don’t leave me alone.”

“quiet. they can hear us.”

“quick! give me your phone!”

“quicker, you freaking piece of-”

“quit it or i’ll bite.”

“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”

"really? do i look stupid?”

“real smooth, tripping over air.”

“rise and shine, sweet thing.”

“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”

“seriously? give me a break.”

“so… what are we now?”

“so… did you miss me?”

“so… can we go eat?”

“so… when’s the next flight?”

“so… how did everything go?”

“sometimes, i wish you died.”

“so what? you did it.”

“time passes slower without you.”

“then what do you suggest?”

“the fuck? who are you?”

“then you tell me why.”

“this is not working out.”

“this isn’t what i wanted.”

“this is all a fucking disaster.”

“when did it all happen?”

“who knew you’d be here?”

“why do i even bother?”

“why do i love you?”

“why didn’t you tell me?”

“you’re just… so, so stupid.”

“you can’t be here now.”

“you look like an accident.”

“you really need to go.”

“you know who to call.”

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⚡️ - Catch my muse panic as a thunder storm starts

🌊 - Have your muse start to panic as a thunder storm starts

🔥 - Notice the lightning start a fire two houses down

⛅️ - Have the electricity go out late at night because of a storm

🌑 - Catch my muse stuck outside during a raining thunderstorm

🌛 - Comfort my muse as they panic

🌜 - Have my muse comfort yours as they panic

🍵 - Make some tea while the thunder rolls for my muse

🥞 - Make some pancakes to try and calm things down for my muse