HELLO

GIVE ME MY SPROUT BACK IM NOT READY

The game awards are bullshit unless a game I like wins in which case awww yeaaaaaah

Without spoilers, I have a crack theory that Toby Fox had a hand in more than the music in Pokemon SV. The plot's finale just had his DNA ALL over it imo. I definitely don't actually have any proof, but still...

Just watched the Guilty Gear starter guide for the new character. Was hoping to find out what pronouns to use. Based on the language the announcer used, Bridget's new pronouns appear to be Bridget/Bridget.

Bro you can't just use hopes and dreams as the background music in a youtube video, that shit needs to come with a trigger warning

Having a body is bullshit. Gotta put stuff in it and take stuff out of it constantly. Gotta put the same amount of stuff in it or it changes size without my consent. Gotta take it on walks and give it baths and take it for checkups. You know how they say you should never give someone a puppy as a gift? Having a body is like that but from birth.

Video game trailers without gameplay are like if someone was like "hey check out this sick new movie trailer!" And then it was just a black screen with audio of a guy describing the movie.

Saw an ice cream truck and all it sold was soft serve!! I'm sorry, you're not an ice cream truck unless you have ice cream shaped like a cartoon character with the bubblegum eyes stuck on wrong.

Bought a portobello mushroom and lemme tell you something. Ever eat a mushroom at a restaurant and be like "damnnn this mushroom slaps, how do I cook a mushroom this good?" THAT'S JUST PORTOBELLO, DUDE! Just buy a portobello and have the restaurant style mushroom pasta of your dreams.