i think wyverns should vote

I keep hearing nearby footsteps but theyre not of humanoid gait so i pay them no mind cus all beasts are friendly towards me due to rapport ive built with various animal clans

my newborn son has an ifunny birthmark

i will defend that fictional teenage girl with my life. i literally don’t even care what she did. you would’ve done it too if you were her she’s probably handling things better than you would in her shoes

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?