I Am Your Queen

School is kicking me in the ass. Hah. So I’m taking a small break. All current replies are drafted, and I will get to them when I can. 

School is kicking me in the ass. Hah. So I’m taking a small break. All current replies are drafted, and I will get to them when I can. 

School is kicking me in the ass. Hah. So I’m taking a small break. All current replies are drafted, and I will get to them when I can. 

School is kicking me in the ass. Hah. So I’m taking a small break. All current replies are drafted, and I will get to them when I can. 

      «♚» She's beginning to wonder when this man was going to                notice she was standing next to him, hoping for directions                to where she needed to go. A noise was made by clearing her                throat-- rather loudly. 

Still, she listened attentively to the girl’s accounts, nodding in thought. She recalled how the other’s work went, as Tatiana had shown her how she typically operated once. With her goals and clever mind, Jounetsu knew that Tatiana could do anything she wanted to, and that brought a proud smile to her face.

She was always eager to tell Jou of her latest activity, finding a some sort of pride rise in her chest when that familiar smile is on the other's lips. She didn't have to say anything, Tatiana knew what that smile meant. It meant she was proud. And that's all she ever wanted-- to make someone proud of her. And the motherly instinct that Jou practically exuded when she was around was comforting as well.

[text:] She deliberately backed into the homewrecker’s whoremobile and yelled “”FOR SPARTA!”

[text:] In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.

[text:] I was about to google “rabies and sexual activity.” Then I realized I was at work.[

[text:] I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?

[text:] I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch

[text:] I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that’s a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I’m laughing so hard

[text:] Are we at that point yet where I can just say “I want you to sit on my face”? If not, want to go out for “drinks”?

[text:] Let’s get a hotel room this time. I really don’t want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.

[text:] I’m 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.

[text:] Take your time. I’m mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.

[text:] 75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.

[text:] Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.

[text:] If he doesn’t give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he’s probably not worth it.

[text:] Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo

[text:] You asked for his ID and then said “I am like a bouncer but for my vagina.”

[text:] If the sex wasn’t incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots

[text:] Ah, but I don’t wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.

[text:] She was yelling at the tater tots, “In five minutes, you’re going in my mouth!”

[text:] gay sex achievement: unlocked

[text:] Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser

[text:] I need to sanitize my soul.

[text:] Whenever someone tells me they’ve never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.

[text:] Holy shit I’ve found my last one night stand in my Gran’s knitting club

[text:] So last night was the first of “I got cut off before I walked in the bar”.

[text:] What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I’m here

[text:] Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.

[text:] I’m still laying in bed cuz I don’t feel like adulting yet

[text:] I’ve never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.

[text:] I’m done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober

[text:] Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.

[text:] Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.

[text:] i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw

[text:] Eating power bars and masterbating… That’s kinda my life right now

[text:] FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS

Alright, so truth of the matter is, I’ve been waiting until I reached 800 followers to make a follow forever, but it seems that isn’t gonna happen. So, I decided not to put this off any longer!

Now, all of these people have stuck around for so long and I apologize in advance if I forget anyone. But don’t be disheartened, I still love you all the same~ And I’m ever so grateful that you all followed me in the first place!

▐ █ These baes I simply cant do without

travelerlainewalker || daryl-my-brother || starxspook & furyanxsurvivor|| xspookifer  & bxdguy|| ignisetsanguis || crownofsmiles || vermillionspy || sanguis-sicarius & thyxhighness || alivenloud  || regeneratus || captain-forgetful || canisxcurious || prefertobecalledprofessor || agentvxlentine || shattxrme

▐ █ These baes I absolutely love and I thoroughly enjoy our interactions!

patrixide || xthefallingdroplet || futuextexipsum || gasmxsk || hissammyboy || killerblond & caught-in-the-exchange || spoopyheart || xducere || doctorbirkin || officerfriendlygrimes || emeraldsorcery || agentevelynhalliwell || bsaapuppy || augmentedcalico || curious-katze-enigma || xferoz || moonwalkinandy || reachedout || circejones || ubcs-a || ingenixre || zero1542 || rpdthebow || deperitus || murderinthesky || forthefxture ||

▐ █ These baes I admire and stalk from far, you’re all truly gifted and I enjoy seeing you all on my dash.

militusx || albhedgreen || anomalous-containment || alexander-kozachenko || dontkillxdogs || harvardvillesavior || avaliantqueen || oddesthours || cruentusartemis || spxreheir || yourneighbourjerry || g-virussurvivor || curatrixdetutela || agenthelenaharper || ladameperdue

ONCE YOU GET THIS YOU HAVE TO SHARE 6 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF AND THEN TAG YOUR 10 FAVORITE BLOGGERS 

I have a boyfriend whom I love very very much ♥♥♥

I'm short af tbh.

I get really anxious when people stare at me.

Music is my passion, whether it be playing the piano or simply listening to it.

I'm also very bad at stating facts about myself tbh

Oshawott is my favorite pokemon, bye.