gonna edit this at some point ig, but for now i'm dumping it here bc the original got ruined lol. sorry about the shitty phone photos.
anyway have some jake<>eridan, courtesy of my (slightly hiatuses but still ongoing) longfic.
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gonna edit this at some point ig, but for now i'm dumping it here bc the original got ruined lol. sorry about the shitty phone photos.
anyway have some jake<>eridan, courtesy of my (slightly hiatuses but still ongoing) longfic.

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oh hey, never posted this. here’s Team Capitol from my hunger games au, posing as a team because shit is real and also terrible. aka jane, rose, roxy and eridan, looking morally grey and fancy enough to do their position as capitol rebels justice.
it’s them 🧡💚
i started this during dirkjakeweek but then it needed edits before i started on the background and my arms fell off and i turned into a pumpkin… but now it’s done.
okay but i think the aspects should just be summed up with bullet points and ~vibes~ and no one is allowed to tell me i’m wrong. here’s my GREAT ANALYSIS.
blood:
okay fine but you’ll complain the whole time
always having a headache is definitely a personality trait
“if i almost kill myself trying to help to help you, will you finally shut up?”
the hot takes will continue until morale improves
this power nerfed empath character will not stop getting in trouble and putting everyone else in danger (not clickbait)
space:
you will never stop being underestimated
(watching everyone else fuck up) “clearly i should have prevented this”
usage of deadly force is a great way to get the plot to actually pay attention to you, keep it up!
you are tired of trying to fix people, and desperate for someone to make you worse already
being so fucking funny but people think that you are sincere: a tragedy
hope:
everything happens so much oh god
you are trying your best (performance varies wildly)
(two seconds after doing a thing) “oh this is bad, i should not have done this”
“PLEASE PERCEIVE ME” “okay” “NO, NOT LIKE THAT”
in the right circumstances you are stupidly OP. in the wrong circumstances you are STILL stupidly OP, and you’re about to make it everyone’s problem.
life:
if everyone would just listen to you, they would still get in trouble, but you’re pretty sure it would be BETTER trouble
“you either die a hero, or live long enough to decide that you do what you want (you will probably still die)”
anything you can’t solve with flow charts and color-coded markers, can DEFINITELY be solved with a large enough crowbar and plenty of duct tape
it’s not that you don’t love your friends, it’s just that they could occasionally work a bit harder at deserving it
level of cheerfulness directly proportional to how close you are to hauling off and stabbing someone with the nearest implement, and that’s very sexy of you
light
literally the opposite the of “not good, not bad, just nice”
(watching everyone else fuck up) “lol amateurs”
it’s not that you don’t have crippling insecurities, it’s just that you have decided that those are just as awesome as the rest of you
hating you is not a personality trait, but if that’s all some people have then who are you to stop them?
everything about you is GREAT for getting shit done, but TERRIBLE at parties.
void
you will never stop being misinterpreted
wanting something all the time sounds exhausting, this is a Vibes Only zone
you could literally tell people that you are manipulating them and they would still actively claim that you are not. you are mystified by this.
i was reborn as a pivotal plot instrument that is almost never recognized as such: the anime
this would be such a long list if we included ALL your different & highly convenient personalities, and we don’t have time for that
time
“yes, but can i fight it” is not a coping mechanism. no, really.
either learn that self-sacrifice is not the same as selflessness, or be unbearable forever
(watching yourself fuck up repeatedly) “there was literally no way i could’ve avoided this”
being aware of your main character syndrome doesn’t change what it is
fatalism is not a personality trait, but if it was it would be a terrible one. pick something else. nihilism, on the other hand, looks super cute on you and matches all your shoes. slay.
mind
“mom friend” “grandpa friend” ok but have you considered the benefits of a “deranged cousin who probably has mob connections friend”
(watching yourself fuck up repeatedly) “lol amateur”
you’ve found the perfect balance between being too plot relevant and not being plot relevant enough, and this is what makes you terrifying
is it spite or is it affection? yes.
assigned manic pixie dream girl at birth, and about to make it everyone’s problem
doom
your relevance to the plot is inversely proportional to your own personal well-being. just… stand still and try not to breathe too loud.
if you loved your friends less, i might be able to talk about it more. or, you know, talk about anything except how profoundly stupid all of their decision are <3
you have decided that being too tired to dress properly is a fashion statement
your ability to JUST WALK OUT is truly inspiring, people should be more like you
“that’s rough, buddy”
breath
your ability to JUST WALK OUT is a problem, people should consider not being like you
(two seconds after doing a thing) “okay this is bad, but it could obviously be a lot worse so i’m fine”
either learn the difference between optimism and outright denial, or be unbearable forever
you think that you’re a Vibes Only person, but if you were to stop wanting things all the time you would in fact die
“not today satan” is not a coping mechanism. it’s literally the opposite of that.
rage
everything about you is TERRIBLE for getting shit done, but GREAT at parties
everyone would like it if you stopped going apeshit and tried being nice instead
learning the difference between nihilism and just stabbing people is an important part of character development. it’s also very hard. it’s okay.
(two seconds after doing a thing) “ooooh this is bad… but how can i make it worse?”
chaotic dick energy
heart:
paradoxically, the ONLY way you are good at manipulating people is by convincing them that you are manipulating them.
wanting things all the time is exhausting and you would like to stop. but you cannot.
you are trying your best (performance varies wildly)
the fact that the previous point was identical to someone else’s means that you’re not totally unique in every way, and you’re having a crisis about it
being so fucking sincere but everyone thinks that you are funny: a tragedy
dave strider, but he’s genshin now
weapon: claymore
vision: cryo
country: liyue
constellation: tempura fabrica
charge attack: freeze time to appear behind enemy and attack, as well as deal lingering ice damage along the path of his trajectory.
burst attack: create an area which slows / freezes all enemies within, as well as increases elemental reaction damage for all other party members for its duration.

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three of a kind
alpha dave as a single father except hes exactly the same n terrorizing the government just w a baby strapped on him
skirt gang
this is the part where we just drag grandpa harley for all the broken kids left in his wake
> post a new panel for the lyricstuck 300 years later

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time for annual homestuck drawing.
annual "sorry no one loves u terezi" homage.
that’s an interesting marketing strategy
I summon Blue Eyes Hairy Chest in attack position
beta kids magical girls...
AAAA fanart inspired by my silly lil fic i’m so happy
them!!! my “antagonist” magical girl team (they’re really just doing their best & occasionally getting in the way of dirk’s agenda lol) in all their glory. love the little nods to their aspects in the designs <3
here’s my notes from the fic, even if i never explicitly wrote some of it out:
rose
wish: to always know how to keep roxy safe
magical speciality: foresight that targets the most advantageous outcome - for roxy
weapons: knitting needles / wands / pointy staffs / stakes
june
wish: freedom to be who she wants
magical speciality: undoing magical bonds & curses
weapons: hammers, magical rebound
dave
wish: to be able to turn back time and stop himself accidentally killing his abuser
magical speciality: time travel
weapons: sword and shield
jade
wish: to no longer be alone
magical speciality: teleporting, but only to people she knows the name and appearance of. she can then open up a portal which she can bring others through as well.
weapons: rifles, vivisection via magical portal
Madoka AU bby!! Illustrated for
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god that adhd struggle where you are so motivated to do something but there is just like. A Blockage In Your Body that stops the motivation from turning into anything. so you just like. vibrate. sitting there like yeah, man, i totally want to do that right now. (doesn’t)
i posted this image on twitter like actual ages ago but it just keeps getting more relevant