coldplay is coldgay

in trying to ban nipples tumblr has forced me to see the word “nipples” more times in one evening than I have in my entire 8 years on this website

Oh my god I-

where’s the lie

smashing the reblog button bc this is the truest thing i’ve seen

tumblr staff has small [CENSORED] energy

I actually chucked my phone across the room upon watching this image I hate this site

your torment is my glee

no offense but yall gotta stop acting like its the end of the world if a bi girl ends up with a guy

but then there’s no cute lesbian-ness and that’s what makes it so gr8

Bisexual women are not lesbians, and do not choose their partners based on how appealing they are to you, you gross fuck

Iconic post

hypothesis: the salt & pepper diner experiment can no longer be conducted as it stands, because everyone is now fully attuned to the opening bars of tom jones’ “what’s new pussycat?”, classically conditioned into a fight-or-flight response. however, this experience can be replicated using 21 back-to-back plays of lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″, as the general response to “mambo no. 5″ being played twice in a row is not, “hey someone’s playing “mambo no. 5″ again,” but rather, “hey, lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″ is a lot longer than i first thought.”

So what’s the “It’s Not Unusual” in this situation

Livin’ la Vida Loca

while i love and support this, the intro to m#5 is a pause followed by “ladies and gentlemen this is mambo no 5” before the music starts, which would ruin the intended effect here what would really set this off is Hollaback Girl cause it’s fucking terrible and loops far too well

to who sent tyler this ask i hope you know that we’re all done with you. you’ll never be our friend and you’ll never be invited to the server again. i fucking told you to stop sending vague ass ask when we all know it’s you. you cared nothing about us. you were “that person” on discord. you constantly sent weird shit, and lowkey harassed everyone on the sever. i mean it when I say you need help. you made everyone feel so uncomfortable. you sent stuff about a child on a nsfw channel, you sent racist jokes to me, you told me i whored myself out, you always fished for compliments and tried to bring people down like claudia for example, you never took any of our advice, you sent creep stuff about real life people, you fetishized gay men; and when i called you the fuck out you tried to guilt trip me, you outed someone, and you criticized other people’s interest but if someone dared criticized one of yours you got all psycho. honestly you’re not a very good person and no one misses you tbh. i tried to be nice to you because of tyler but i finally had enough of your absolute bullshit. it’s ironic because he (tyler) was fed up with you himself. blame me all your want or hell ever blame tyler, but this is all your fault. if you haven’t had been so awful none of this would happen. i honestly feel sorry for you, but no way in hell are any of us letting you into our lives because you’re toxic. get a fucking life and leave all of us alone. flip yourself off because you deserve it. learn how to take a fucking hint. if you try this again i’m posting all the screenshots and tagging you. it’s time for you to accept fucking consequences. you’re acting pathetic.

tHeReS a cUtE nEw BoY aT sChOoL aNd HeS fRoM bElGiUm AnD hEs ReAlLy PrEtTy

he has long hair!! and he speaks 3 languages fluently and im over here not being able to speak english properly

i lost my wallet and he was tryna get pe clothes while i was tryna get a new student ID and he was so sweet he said “oh i hope you find your wallet!” i was like bitch me sjfhksjfh? i aint even smiled at you and you’re bein such a good person i almost cried

tHeReS a cUtE nEw BoY aT sChOoL aNd HeS fRoM bElGiUm AnD hEs ReAlLy PrEtTy

he has long hair!! and he speaks 3 languages fluently and im over here not being able to speak english properly