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Lately, I’ve been having conversations with a few people via Bluesky about their inability to achieve erection after long-term denial and chastity. My experience seems to be a little different than theirs. For me, I can still get hard. I wake up every morning with a stuffed device (and it feels amazing). Also, when I’m turned on sufficiently, I can still fill the cage just fine. So,…

This morning, as my wonderful wife and I were snuggling naked in bed in anticipation of her letting me get her off. She reached down and wrapped her hand over the titanium Orion and cupped my swollen, smooth balls. “Still locked up,” I helpfully observed. I didn’t bother to tell her we were beginning my 652nd locked day and that tomorrow is the 700th day since she made me pussy free. She…

Someone on Bluesky messaged me the other day pointing out it had been almost two years since my last fuck. In fact, it’ll be two years in 73 days. So not quite, but we’re getting there. It made me wonder if this pussy free period has been longer than the one that came before. And no, it’s not. The period between fucks last time was 763 days. We’re at 657 as of today for this one. So, about a…

Whenever I post a screenshot like this one… I am invariably asked what app it is that I use to track how long and in what device Belle keeps me locked. Recently, I’ve also been asked to explain how I use the app. And since we’re close to the end of the year, I figure now’s a good time to oblige. The app is called ATracker. I got it from the iOS App Store, but there’s also an Google Play…

Yesterday, we had a bit of scare. Belle, for a little while at least, well and truly lost the keys to the Steelheart. This has happened before, but it was very brief. More like misplaced vs. lost. The difference was, yesterday morning she was kinda freaked out about it like I’ve never seen her before. I had been in the Steelheart for just over a month and, as sometimes happens, I was developing…

I was just listening to the most recent Savage Lovecast (#991) and a listener asked for Dan’s permission to walk around his house naked in front of windows with their blinds up even though people on the outside might see him and the fact that being seen by someone kind of turned him on. Dan’s advice shocked me. First, he said the caller didn’t need his permission and could do what he liked (not…

I just got back from one of my semi-annual sojourns into the wooded backcountry. These trips used to turn into an excuse to unlock for a week. I’d inflate hygiene issues or physical activity like hiking or the relatively low chance of one of my camping friends somehow finding out about the device into sufficient reason to take it off. Of course, the hygiene part is manageable, the hiking thing is…

I was having a really good chat with someone on Bluesky today about how our perceptions of ourselves change the longer we’re locked up. And it got me thinking about whether or not guys getting into chastity today would do it if they knew where it could end up. Being locked by someone is kind of like one of those things you see in science museums that demonstrates a black hole where you put a…

In my last post, I pondered… Now that the concept of “statistically always” has been shown to be achievable, I’m starting to wonder if annual unlock goals make sense. I’m thinking we should reverse the logic. Perhaps the agreement should be I will be expected to be locked 100% of the time and every hour (or fraction thereof) I’m out results in some kind of punishment. I have no idea what that…

According to my stats, it’s been 134 days since I saw the contents of whichever of the handful of chastity devices I’ve been wearing for the past 347 days straight. In fact, I have seen bits and pieces of the contents as I’ve swapped devices, but I only count “seeing it” when it’s totally naked and unencumbered by a device. Basically, it’s been nearly four and a half months since I saw something…

I’m now in the twelve month since the last time Belle let me fuck her. I usually tell Belle when we cross one of these little milestones and she’s never that impressed by them. I find the ticking of the days to be meaningful while she just…doesn’t. She’s never been that into the whole tracking part that I’ve been obsessed with forever. Perhaps part of her ambivalence towards tracking duration is…

Way back in 2020, I was unlocked for 413.5 hours in 366 days (it was a leap year). So 95.3% of the year, I was in chastity. In 2021, the unlocked number dropped to 224.5 hours (97.4% locked). The year after that, I was unlocked for just 20.6 hours all year. I was locked 99.76% of the time. For 2024, I was hoping to beat 20.6. But I very much did not. I went through The Troubles and ended up…

October 12 was the 16th anniversary of Denying Thumper dot com. 🎉 For about half that time (since 2016), I’ve been tracking the duration of my lock-up in an app called ATracker. Based on that data and making some assumptions about the time I’ve spent in a device before that (which was not as often — the amount of unlocked time has dropped dramatically in the second half of the our journey into…