“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

I think about this video all the time

me when i bite the hand that feeds: yum

half of adulting is basically you trying not to cry

The other half is crying

okay, i've had enough character development. now i want happiness and a stable relationship

30 trips around the sun and im still surprised when the days get shorter after a long summer like the nights already feel much cooler now and soon it'll be dark at 4 in the afternoon and i'll go wow man look how dark it is and it's only 4 and come spring ill realize that wow you can actually tell the days are getting longer and warmer isnt that crazy and in the summer i'll be lying in bed at 11 thinking woah it's still not dark out and then in september ill say to myself phew that sure was a long summer you can already tell the days are getting shorter and ill remember this post and maybe ill go look for it and reblog it and dear reader, i for one hope that we both live to see it

just saw myself from an angle I didn’t like and now I have to fight the suicidal thoughts

“i don’t want topless girls or leather daddies at pride” well i don’t want wells fargo or facebook at pride but we don’t always get what we want