Cryptid’s Voltron Blog

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

writers really need to stop undermining their queer audience… like do you seriously think voltron would be half as relevant as it is today if straight people were watching it??

Allurance exes who remain inseparable. They have that “first love” bond, know everything about each other, know the sound of the other’s whirring inner mechanisms. The breakup wasn’t for a lack of love; if love was enough, they’d be immortalized in copper. Neither could muster the passion to maintain novelty, they were a stagnant body of water. And that could have been enough if they were anything but adrenaline-seeking wrecks. The breakup was a mutual kindness so they could each find someone less perfect, someone able to ignite the oxygen in their veins. And it’s not sad, even when they each feel the lingering ache, because they’ll always have each other as twin flames. Is this thing on.

Maybe I ship Klance because I highkey want Allura for myself #sheshot

don’t listen to anybody ever keith kogane is NOT nonchalant and everyone who says he is will always be considered an evil liar

IDC SHIRO IS KEITH’S BIG BROTHER AND FATHER FIGURE AND ADAM IS WITH SHIRO AND THEY NEVER BREAK UP AND THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER