I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

lol guys

Just taking a chance…

Why?

it’s weird how you can actually feel it in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings.

Pulling out an earbud when someone enters the room is the 21st century’s ultimate sign of respect.

I’m not sure if I’m open minded and non judgemental or just don’t give a fuck about people.

If all 7 billion people on earth were vegan, will they kill herbivorous animals just because “there isn’t enough food for both” ?

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.