LoneStar Family Feels

Nancy: No you need to clean the bus

TK, under his breath: you’re such a bitch

Nancy: What did you say?

Mateo: Baby, I would nurse you back to health and then go back in time to make sure it never existed

TK, watching: hm.

*later*

TK: If I got the bubonic plague would you-

Carlos: mf if you got the bubonic plague I would kill myself

Judd: We aren’t mad, just disappointed and mostly confused

Mateo: … it was buttercup?

Judd: Mateo, why the FUCK did you shit in fire truck?

Owen: We have perfectly working bathrooms.

Mateo: !?

[camera footage]

Buttercup: *trots out of fire truck with Mateo yelling about having an accident and buttercup watches him go to the kitchen to get napkins right as Judd and Owen hop into it because they are looking for something*

Judd: Wow, you got her to stop crying

Mateo: Ya

Judd: How did you learn the bouncing technique so fast? Took me a good week or so with Georgie

Mateo: uh

Mateo: I don’t know

Judd: Isn’t that like… kinda important?

Owen: The… bees?

Mateo: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES

Owen: wait-

Judd: *walks in with a jar filled with bees*

Paul: enjoy, be sure to come back

Buck: HELP ME

TK: omg are you ok-

Buck: I KISSED A DUDE

Nancy: what…

Carlos, tiredly: Morse code

Judd: they learned it to talk shit

TK: *gasps and eyes fill with tears*

Mateo: *taps aggressively*

TK: *offended noises*

Nancy: Hey

Them:

Them: *makes out*

Marjan and Paul: and here we can see, the male’s mating tactic worked - miraculously