Clint 'Hawkeye' Barton

To all my followers who haven't roleplayed with me yet

Because she doesn’t like me. And I don’t like her? Okay, mostly because she doesn’t like me. But I don’t really want to go either, so you can go with Hill if you want.

Eh, nah…I would much rather go with someone who is going to have a good time.

Oh, well. I give you this mission then, go and choose someone.

I'm not allowed to go unless you're going. remember...

No, because you’re the first perso who I ask. Hill would be the last…

Can do, and I know I was kidding. And why not Hill? She’s a very nice lady!

Because she doesn’t like me. And I don’t like her? Okay, mostly because she doesn’t like me. But I don’t really want to go either, so you can go with Hill if you want.

Eh, nah...I would much rather go with someone who is going to have a good time.

Okay… [sits down to the bed again, curling up her legs] They want me to go to Switzerland. Do you want to come with me? Or you’ll rather rot here…?

Well, I’m technically on house arrest for Shield! But sure why not! I mean, I am already in trouble!

You won’t be in trouble. I will be. Fury told me that I can take anyone, so I was thinking. Natasha wouldn’t be too much fun, Thor would be a disaster, Steve also boring and awkward, Hill never, Bruce locked himself up to the lab. Which means you’re the only one who can come with me…. [shrugs] And we’re going to a party.

So I was kinda a last resort? and what kinda party?

No, because you’re the first perso who I ask. Hill would be the last…

Can do, and I know I was kidding. And why not Hill? She's a very nice lady!

Okay… [sits down to the bed again, curling up her legs] They want me to go to Switzerland. Do you want to come with me? Or you’ll rather rot here…?

Well, I’m technically on house arrest for Shield! But sure why not! I mean, I am already in trouble!

You won’t be in trouble. I will be. Fury told me that I can take anyone, so I was thinking. Natasha wouldn’t be too much fun, Thor would be a disaster, Steve also boring and awkward, Hill never, Bruce locked himself up to the lab. Which means you’re the only one who can come with me…. [shrugs] And we’re going to a party.

So I was kinda a last resort? and what kinda party?

You’re soooo cute when you sleep. And at least I can tell to Hill, it’s all your fault that we’re late from the SHIELD meeting, because I wasn’t able to wake you up.

Oh, I wasn’t planning on going to that…See, I’m on probation and until they decided to put me back on the field, I do not plan on being a part of anything Shield does…

Okay… [sits down to the bed again, curling up her legs] They want me to go to Switzerland. Do you want to come with me? Or you’ll rather rot here…?

Well, I'm technically on house arrest for Shield! But sure why not! I mean, I am already in trouble!

What do you think, why I am in your bed? [leans closer and whisperes, but in the next moment she stands up] Because I was standing here for an hour, then I got bored with it and layed down. I hope you don’t mind.

You were standing at the edge of my bed…For an hour? That’s not creepy at all!

You’re soooo cute when you sleep. And at least I can tell to Hill, it’s all your fault that we’re late from the SHIELD meeting, because I wasn’t able to wake you up.

Oh, I wasn't planning on going to that...See, I'm on probation and until they decided to put me back on the field, I do not plan on being a part of anything Shield does...

What do you think, why I am in your bed? [leans closer and whisperes, but in the next moment she stands up] Because I was standing here for an hour, then I got bored with it and layed down. I hope you don’t mind.

You were standing at the edge of my bed...For an hour? That's not creepy at all!

Morning...Well...Not really...

BARTON, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!

Ugh…WHAT!?

Nahh, just kidding. It’s your bed.

I mean it in the most possible nicest way! I swear! And wait...What were you doing in my bed?

Morning...Well...Not really...

BARTON, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!

Ugh...WHAT!?