out of the blue and into the black

Anything going on today lol

no baby go back to bed

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

“ikr i only use it for-“ whatever you use chatgpt for is also embarrassing. you do not need the plagiarism machine that lies and evaporates water for anything actually

Oh no yak tranquilizers for me i just wanted to be alone in this berlin warehouse with you

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

Do you guys think [redacted] is gay? *remembers it’s bad to speculate abt people’s sexualities* I know for certain [redacted] is gay

Give me 2 glasses of wine and indeed.com and I'll have a new career by sunrise. The blue man group of Boston needs me

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.