Hey fuckers

I might not have any friends but u know what I do have???? That’s right, depression

we’re all just trying to bust a nut in this world whether it be a sexual nut, spiritual nut, health nut, career nut, success nut

I’m so glad boof’s finally getting the recognition he deserves

his namE IS BOOF???

There’s so much wrong here

“sorry for being a gentlemen” i cannot fucking believe

UPDATE: Im screaming even louder

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

I think if you don’t spend at least four months out of the year battling the cold and ice and snow you lose your humanity and humility. that’s why californians are the way They Are

this reeks of jealousy.

do you see what I mean

*Perfect couple.

Me after some Oreos

she did a great job

Was he just born ripped as fuck or something?

Dwayne Johnson comes from a even bigger rock

The Boulder Johnson