thotless

Definitely!

It’s all about that Ass..😎

Yes

So. Much. This.

Long but cool as hell.

I’ve been using these tips for ten years and not one has failed me.

remember when “lifehacks” were useful?

406 in tha house

Reblog if you get fucked up and have to pretend to be sober

Yea

I just realized that I don’t know how to fucking love myself. It’s the saddest thing I’ve ever said.

🤷‍♂️ It's whatever

I am getting really annoyed with the fake women/scammers on here and other sites too. Y'all wanting to charge a mf just to hangout but you need the $$ sent to you. Then you never show up. Then there are those that talk a good game and act like you wanna fuck. But when it comes down to it, you dilly dally and act all weird or talk until a mf falls asleep then you smoke as much as you can before he wakes up. And when he does wake up shit look at the time. You gotta go someplace all of a sudden. Or there are the rare ones that let you believe that there is a chance that things will get serious between the 2 of you which is what the mf wants bc he would gladly drop all of the others if he could get everything he needed from this one rare woman. But no...she won't allow him to "put the key in the lock" that seals the door to both of their damaged hearts. WTF ???? !!!! And to top it all off... This mf is falling in love (or something like it at least) with this last example and he believes that she feels something for him but is too afraid of being hurt again to acknowledge it openly. SMH FML

NO LIES DETECTED

Real. Mufukn. Talk.