Matt

little known fact: i actually don't need food or water to survive. supplying me with clips of simm master running around on my screen can sustain me for weeks on end

he’s a cheetah, he’s a musty old corpse, he’s a consul of tremas, she’s a mary poppins rip off, he’s a slime snake and a loose gold tooth - I didn’t say their name, but they popped into your head didn’t they?

yeah im actually part woman on my mums side

Your Spotify wrapped tells you that your listening age is 10,000 years. Startled, you look outside and with clear eyes see the crumbling ruins of society. You remember, as you do every December, that you are the only survivor of a dead world. In need of comfort you put your headphones back on and cue up 'Bubblegum Bitch' by Marina and the Diamonds. Soon you will once again be lost in the fantasy. Everything is gonna be OK :)