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Saitou is da king. (official declaration from Souji)
Emily-kun: the saibun needs to attend to his people
Emily-kun: xD
Saibunbun: Pfft
Saibunbun: Saibun is the king now.
Saibunbun: King of cuteness.
Emily-kun: the mikado of kawaii
Saibunbun: Lord of loveliness
Emily-kun: Emperor of adorable
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[ I have a question am I the only one seeing this on some of the posts:
instead of this ↓↓↓↓↓↓
Yup, some people don’t have comments available at all, don’t have it available for those they know less than two weeks and I think there’s an option for non-mutuals.
It’s alright 8D
*mimitos*
But it’s happening on all the blogs that I’ve been following for more than a month Q ~ Q My dash had been fine earlier, so I was simply wondering if a tumblr update had occur between the 10 minute interval that I was away x’3 Thank you very much for always being the first person to answer my questions Sweetie -huggles-]
OOC: There's sort of two ways to eliminate replies, like itouhitto said. You can either turn replies off completely, or you can keep new followers from replying until 2 weeks in. That, or tumblr is just being ornery. All three of these are equally likely. Trust me. The third choice is more likely than anything. Get a cookie and wait like, an hour.
WARNING: LITTLE SHIT ALERT!
Reblog if your muse is a little shit.
"It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good."
Souji scowled, his cooking insulted for a second time that night. “Yea? Well I’d like to see you try. I quit.” He handed over the spoon he had been using to stir and tossed his apron at the girl, walking off in slight annoyance.
"Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry."
Souji sniffled at the comment from Saitou, his feelings genuinely hurt though the tears were most definitely crocodile tears. “….You don’t need to be cruel Hajime. I don’t call your thoughts stupid.”
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"No. The answer is no."
Souji huffed as he peered in to the other’s room, hands suspiciously hidden behind his back. He had wanted to invite San’nan out to make snowmen with them, but now that he was being a stick in the mud, he contemplated just tossing the snowball at him and making a run for it. Instead, he ran in, shoved the ball down San’nan’s kimono and ran like the wind.
"Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?"
Souji glanced between Saitou and the aforementioned turkey before giving the most innocent smile he could. “Because I wanted to surprise you but I forgot to thaw it out early enough to cook it?”
"It's not that I think your cooking is bad.... It's just not that good...."
Souji stared at Saitou with a pout, crossing his arms. “I like a lot of soy sauce. I was trying to be nice and helpful but noooo all anyone ever does is complain when I cook.”
"Why is there a condom on the floor?"
"I dunno. I guess I missed the wastebin last night. My bad."
"Kicking someone is not a form of romance."
"Kicking is a perfect expression of romance. It’s like ‘hey, you, I like you and I think you’re strong enough to fight me.’ It worked on you, after all."
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"Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice."
"Did you forget to pay the rent again? Souji…."
"I didn't forget.... I thought I put the check in the mail." Souji contemplated this for a moment before paling. "....or did I put it in the wrong box?"
SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION
"Are you breaking up with me?" "Are you having nightmares again?" "Anything you want to say?" "Apparently, I need to grow a mustache." "Balloons? Really?" "Be quiet!" "But what if we get caught?" "Can you not?" "Care to tell me what’s going on?" "Come find me." "Did you even love me?" "Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?" "Don’t look at me like that." "Don’t touch me." "Do you love him/her?" "Do you love me?" "Everyone leaves." "Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice." "Fine, I’ll go." "Finally!" "Fight me for it." "Fuck it." "Get away from me." "Gotcha!" "How high are you?" "How did you get here?" "I bought a goat." "If what we had was real, how could you be fine?" "I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid." "I hate you." "I’ll bet you a dollar." "I said that I’m in love with you." "I think I’m pregnant." "I’m going to kill you." "I’m not eating that." "Is that a chicken?" "It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good." "Jokes on me, huh?" "Just friends?" "Just let me go." "Just tell me the truth!" "Kiss me." "Kicking someone is not a form of romance." "Let me explain." "Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture." "Maybe you should go." "Maybe fuck you will be our always." "May need you to bail me out of jail." "Miss you." "No. The answer is no." "Not drunk enough for this." "Never, ever doing that again." "Okay, I know this looks bad…" "Please don’t." "Please stop talking." "Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus." "Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach." "Quiet! Someone’s going to hear." "Quit being annoying." "Really, where were you?" "Right. Of course it’s my fault." "Silly of me to think you actually cared." "Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple." "So… How’s the weather?" "Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog." "There’s something wrong with you." "This definitely isn’t what it looks like." "Us? There is no us." "Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry." "Unfortunately, she/he said no." "Very cute." "We can’t do this." "Was it just a lie?" "Wait, what did you just say?" "Wait! Hold on!" "Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?" "What the hell?" "Why are you naked?" "Why is there silly string everywhere?" "Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?" "Without you, I’m lost." "X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?" "You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore." "You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…" "Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation." "Zelda is more important right now."
Be Very Quiet..... Souji is hunting Saibuns.
Souji woke up once more, yawning loudly. Another night of restless sleep. He sighed, looking out the door and grumbling softly, seeing it was the dead of night. He was wide awake now, so there was no point in trying to sleep more. He decided he'd go visit his small friend, so he got up and slowly wandered to Saitou's room. He opened the door, staring down at the small samurai who had rolled onto his side at one point. He knelt down before blowing on Saitou's hair softly. "Hajime-kuuuuun. I can't sleep...."
☺: What is something that’ll make your muse happy?
Souji is genuinely happy to see cats. If he’s in a bad mood and given a cat, it will instantly cheer him up. He also is very happy in the company of his friends and companions, even though he masks that happiness with snarkiness. If his friends are happy, he’ll be happy.
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⁈: What is something that’ll startle your muse?
Souji is very easily startled when he is tired/sleeping. When he doesn’t get enough sleep, it is easy to sneak up on him and get him to jump. Another tactic is to do something out of the ordinary, such as Hijikata not freaking out when his haiku book is stolen. Souji will be on edge and easy to startle with loud noises and such if he is suspicious and awaiting a freak out.
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❤ ♡ ❦ ✯ ツ ☓ ⁇ ✎ ☠ ☤
❤ - win my muse’s heart
Souji is stubborn and hard to win over in love. One must be able to work past his snarkiness and truly seem to care about him without being suffocating. He can be superficially won over with dango, but in order to truly win his heart, you must be patient and willing to suffer for the cause.
♡ - make my muse melt
Cats. Lots and lots of cats. Give him a cat and he will instantly stop whatever he is doing and love all over it.
❦ - instantly turn my muse on
This only really works if he’s actually into the person romantically. You can either 1. Tie yourself up in his room or 2. act as innocent as possble and ask him to ‘show you how it’s done.’
✯ - make my muse cry
Kill a cat in front of him, or befriend him and leave him behind.
ツ - make my muse laugh/smile
Make fun of Hijikata, or generally give him ammo to tease you about. Genuine smiles are harder to attain. Usually they are fleeting and only shared in the company of friends who are smiling and laughing along with him.
☓ - guilt trip my muse
Make him feel bad for stealing Hijikata’s haiku books by scolding him like a child.
⁇ - get any information you want out of my muse
Ask Saitou to do it for you.
✎ - negotiate with my muse
See previous answer. Good luck everybody else.
☠ - hurt my muse
Leave him behind when he becomes sick, or stab him with a sword. Either way.
☤ - kill my muse
Either be a samurai with mad sword skills, or tuberculosis.
Headcanon Meme!
☄: What would your muse wish upon a star for?
♒: How often does your muse bath?
☺: What is something that’ll make your muse happy?
☹: What is something that’ll make your muse sad?
✎: Does your muse have a good education?
✝: What are your muse’s religious belief(s)?
✍: What is your muse’s handwriting like?
⁈: What is something that’ll startle your muse?
☁: What is your muse’s ideal weather?
♡: What is your muse’s ideal date?
✗: What is something your muse absolutely hates?
