The Sarcastic Librarian

"Yes. I did make it myself. Does it taste alright?"

     “James, we were never more than just friends.”

"...Good to know."

"Yes. I did make it myself. Does it taste alright?"

     “Like I said: sorry about him.”

"I'm sorry for just..All of this. I do care about you a lot but do you think...for now at least, that we can just be friends? No sex or anything like that, just two guys who hang out and maybe go out for drinks?"

"Yes. I did make it myself. Does it taste alright?"

   “I’m sorry about your brother.”

"I told his stupid ass not to enlist. Then that shit happens. I'm sorry I didn't tell you until now I just...It's hard to believe."

"Yes. I did make it myself. Does it taste alright?"

   “And people wonder why I don’t talk much.”

"...It was because my brother was shot overseas. Why I was gone for almost a month I mean. Clean shot through his forehead, I had to be there for my family and the funeral."

"Yes. I did make it myself. Does it taste alright?"

   “It’s kinda hard to be angry when you’ve been gone for a few weeks. Almost a month. I have nothing to say on the matter, other than thank-you.”

"Yes. I did make it myself. Does it taste alright?"

   “Uh, alright. Don’t know what you want me to say.”

"Anything really...Yell at me, accuse me of being a bad...whatever we are. Just not this tense awkward silence Danny."

"Yes. I did make it myself. Does it taste alright?"

   “If you want to…? I’m kinda almost done.”

"Sorry...Just feeling bad right now for running off like that."

"Yes. I did make it myself. Does it taste alright?"

"Well then maybe I'll take it back."