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1. Make peace with your past – try to let go of the baggage.

2. Don’t pay attention to what others think of you.

3. Don’t compare your life to others’ lives - as you’re not on the same journey.

4. Give yourself time to change, learn and grow.

5. Let go of the pressure to always know the answers.

6. No-one’s in control of your destiny but you.

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FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Since I’ve been asked a few times already, I finally decided to post something like this.

🌟 First things first, be clean. I always like to be perfectly shaved and put some cream on, but this is not necessary. Just clean the area in where you’re going to do it, you don’t want dust, dirt, sand or anything like that in there. Wash your hands and get started.

🌟 Lube, my old friend. If everybody shitted peppermint and candies, the Mentos company would be over. So don’t worry, everyone knows what butts are for, and lube is the answer. Saliva and water based lubricants feel like heaven down there. But this isn’t a poop repellent, it just makes it more difficult for it to get sticked to fingers, dicks or toys, so try going to the bathroom first. Enemas are also a good answer for this, though. This way it won’t hurt either, lube is the solution for all your problems!

*Note: If your partner laughs at you/finds it disgusting if something comes out, DUMP THEM, THIS IS A SIGN THAT THEY DON’T DESERVE YOU (and also that they don’t know how the digestive system works).

🌟 Don’t do it if you aren’t in the mood. It’ll hurt and you’ll cry and I won’t be there to hug you so I’ll cry too. First time I did it, I went directly for the dick and it felt like I was going to be ripped in two. Don’t rush, anal takes patience. This leads us to the fourth point.

🌟 Start from scratch. Everytime. Even an anal goddess like me needs to be fingered first. Once I tried to fist myself right after going out of the shower and even if I was horny af, I bled like I was giving birth Satan itself. So please please please, be fingered and well lubed, take as much time as you need.

🌟 The best offense is a good defense… or at least in anal! No one wants to catch an ugly disease, so please, wear protection if you’re going to do it with a partner.

Everything. Treat women respectfully. Earn and spend money. Travel. Eat. Fuck.

Older men have patience, in and out of the bedroom. Foreplay doesn’t start (or only last) five minutes after you get naked. With us, it often starts hours in advance and never really stops. We understand that your mind and your heart are the most important sexual organs and we know how to expose and nurture them.

Older men want to draw out your pleasure. Not simply so that you can have a bigger, better orgasms (and you will), but because they enjoy watching what they do to you, and how your body reacts. There’s no wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am.

Older men believe in ladies first, and often. Our goal isn’t to simply cum and be done. And even getting that one orgasm out of you is not a goal. We love foreplay, we don’t mind working hard for your orgasms — plural. We take pride when we provide orgasm after orgasm that leaves you shaking, breathless and weak. Personally, I like when you lose count. And believe me… I will make you count them out. I’ll even let you pick the number you want ahead of time. And then I’ll obliterate it, no matter which number you pick.

Older men, in general also have better control over their bodies, whether it’s experience or maturity… we take longer to finish. Older men can give you multiple orgasms, spend hours on foreplay, have sex as long as you want, changing positions fifteen times, and still not have an orgasm of their own.

Young men don’t necessarily grasp that the point of sex isn’t necessarily to get yourself off. For us, sex is about the connection, the intimacy, and the shared pleasure.

For me, cumming is nice, but it’s not necessary for me to have an absolutely amazing time. For me, it’s all about my ability to provide you with pleasure and my absolute command over your experience, whether it’s a quickie or a six hour solid afternoon fuck session.