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Add up your points and put what you are in the tags

You live within half an hour of a beach (10 points)

You’ve gone to the beach after school/work (15 points)

You’ve worn shorts in winter (5 points)

You’ve eaten at In-N-Out (20 points)

You’ve ridden a long board (10 points)

You’ve complained about 60 degree weather being too cold (15 points)

You could look out a window right now and see a palm tree (10 points)

You have blonde hair (5 points)

You tan easily (5 points)

You know how to surf (10 points)

You frequently say “hella” or “gnarly” or “dank” or “dude” (5 points)

You’ve gotten yourself in a car accident (10 points)

You own more shorts than pants (15 points)

You’ve sat in traffic for over an hour (5 points)

You’ve experienced an earthquake (10 points)

An earthquake happened and you didn’t even notice (20 points)

Snow excites you (5 points)

You’ve had Chipotle and Starbucks within 24 hours of each other (10 points)

You’ve seen a celebrity in public (10 points)

You tend to lean more towards liberal than conservative (5 points)

You attend/attended an outdoor school (campus is not one giant building) (10 points)

There are 3+ Starbucks in your hometown (5 points)

You frequently practice the ‘California Rolling Stop’ (10 points)

You’ve had a California burrito (15 points)

You’ve had at least one fire day (like snow days but for wild fires) getting you out of school or work (20 points)

You say the word ‘like’ in almost every sentence (10 points)

You have a pool at your house/complex (5 points)

You’ve been to Disneyland (15 points)

You’ve ever been on any sort of “cleanse” (10 points)

Ranges:

0-100 - Not really Californian at all

100-200 - Eh, you could pass as Californian

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