Nothing’s funnier than watching someone try to twerk, but they end up looking like a dick rider.
almost home
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Monterey Bay Aquarium
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON

Product Placement
Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
NASA

#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Janaina Medeiros
DEAR READER
Keni

pixel skylines
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes

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@thisjustaintit
Nothing’s funnier than watching someone try to twerk, but they end up looking like a dick rider.

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i think my age group is just going to have to live with the fact that half of us are always going to be burdened by the glee covers. we’re never going to be able to listen to a bunch of songs without thinking of the glee version. i envy those who don’t have this curse. those who don’t hear rachel berry and finn hudson singing together in the background of so many songs, while mercedes hits a high note and kurt or puck sings a verse with one of the unholy trinity. those who can hear jump without thinking of the mattress commercial. those who can listen to a song as iconic as bohemian rhapsody and don’t have flashbacks to vocal adrenaline performing it at regionals intercut with shots of quinn fabray in labour. who don’t close their eyes at night and hear “this one’s for you artie!” vogue by madonna is forever tainted by “will schuester, i hate you.” i’m never going to willingly listen to run joey run but if i ever heard it in public i know that the only thing i’d be able to thing about is rachel’s terrible music video. there are people out there who are able to listen to rumour has it without hearing naya rivera as santana lopez cut in with lines from someone like you and you know she keeps glancing at brittany s pierce played by heather morris as her life falls apart. walking on sunshine played on the radio the other day and i was surprised when i didn’t hear halo mashed up with it and ALSO ANGELS. don’t even get me started on faithfully, any way you want it/lovin’ touchin’ squeezin’, let alone don’t stop believing. this show and all it’s covers are burned into my mind and i envy those who don’t face my struggle.
My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.
how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen
I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.
Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.
And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.
Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.
Here’s a compilation of Harry doing the iconic Kiwi Pose™ that no one asked for.
If you’re interested, I’ll be posting videos like this on my YouTube channel!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IPpPg_tOps
babe
I am a gay mess^10
I think I’ll always reblog
I did not know she could dance holy fuck
I’ve seen this many times now, but I cannot wait to see her Thursday!!

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this or that: jb vs 1d edition
burnin’ up or no control? / can’t have you or fool’s gold? / play my music or best song ever? / inseparable or ready to run? / when you look me in the eyes or you & i? / shelf or where do broken hearts go? / that’s just the way we roll or midnight memories? / fly with me or infinity?
the jonas brothers paved the way for other boy bands. the jonas brothers got rid of the whole idea that choreographed dancing makes a boy band. they played REAL instruments. gave us hit after hit. when you look me in the eyes made every girl age 7-87 swoon. burnin up not only was a summer hit but also started the iconic niley/nelena love triangle. lovebug made every girl from age 7-87 swoon AGAIN. fly with me made us all nick stans for a month. they werent just musicians tho, they were ACTORS, PERFORMERS, and SONGWRITERS as well. gave us camp rock, camp rock 2, jonas, and jonas l.a. their 3D concer experience was a moment in time no one can recreate. nick doing a backhand spring during the instrumental break during Goodnight and Goodbye? bringing big rob out for his verse in burnin up? bringing out water guns and soaking the crowd? they knew how to put on a SHOW. not only did they write their own music from the START but also wrote on demi lovatos debut album. they were the biggest boy band of our generation and it is time for EVERYONE to recognize that.
I will not be able to stop worrying about Ben Solo until he finds redemption and happiness in IX
Please do me a favor and reblog if you LIKED The Last Jedi
I need fans wanting to celebrate Star Wars on my dash.
parts from the album FOUR where harry and louis’ solos fit together pretty darn well (harry left ear, louis right ear) ready to run 18 fools gold fireproof stockholm syndrome illusion once in a lifetime
i can’t promise i didn’t cry
I’M SCREAMIGSN
THIS IS PURE SOUND PORN
They should release this as a single

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my style could be described as “lesbian torn between dressing high femme and dressing like a rich young gentleman at oxford in the 1950s but it doesn’t matter because I don’t have the money to do either"
some bomb ass study music
sorry - halsey
let it go - james bay
tenerife sea - ed sheeran
simple as this - jake bugg
oblivion - indians
without words - ray lamontagne
cellophane - sia
i see the light - tangled
lostmyhead - the 1975
unsteady (erich lee gravity remix) - x ambassadors
half the man - rozzi crane
meet me in the hallway - harry styles
down - marian hill
bloodstream - the chainsmokers
rose gold - pentatonix
cruz - christina aguilera
suite for solo cello no. 1 in g major - yo-yo ma
the scientist - coldplay
skinny love - birdy
urn - childish gambino
the long grift - hedwig and the angry inch
two ghosts - harry styles
eye of the needle - sia
november has come - gorillaz
xo - john mayer
almost - dnce
if i believe you - the 1975
non, je ne regrette rien - edith piaf
blood theme - dexter
kiss me - ed sheeran
one - ed sheeran
magic - coldplay
somewhere over the rainbow - israel kamakawiwo’ole
heathen - colouring
skyscraper - demi lovato
lose it - oh wonder
burn the pages - sia
i’m in here - sia
the wave - colouring
last living souls - gorillaz
long way down - tom odell
tee shirt - birdy
beside you - 5 seconds of summer
footprints - sia
heartbreak warfare - john mayer
nocturnes, op. 9: no. 2 in e-flat major - chopin
all i want - kodaline
all alone - gorillaz
from the dining table - harry styles
everything has grown - colouring
an encounter - the 1975
drive - halsey
i miss you - blink-182
photograph - ed sheeran
all we do - oh wonder
trouble (stripped) - halsey
not about angels - birdy
young god - halsey
link to this playlist on spotify
There are sides of this fandom that want to immediately write off what we say for a number of reasons, but one thing that is often lost in that dismissal is the fact that 1D was caught in an incredibly toxic and damaging cycle of abuse and mistreatment for years. That’s it. That’s the whole truth of it. They weren’t exempt from the ugliness of the music industry just because they were kids, or just because they were “white boys,” or just because Simon Cowell handpicked them himself. In fact, it was probably /because/ SC handpicked them himself that they were exposed to incredibly vicious things. And when you have several people coming forth about the abuse they were forced to cover up and ignore under SYCO, and when you see the inescapable rigidity of the America’s Got Talent contract (also Simon’s show, though not nearly as paramount as XF UK) and imagine five kids signing it with lawyers that weren’t even their own, blinded by hope after Simon Christ swooped in and saved them after coming in 3rd place…. Sure, Larries reach a lot but this isn’t a reach. It’s fact. It’s happening. It happened. And the fact that it, along with everything else in these various industries, is brushed under the rug is tragic
imagine what long hair harry would have been like during kiwi
i would
imagine
a lot
of this

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This is…. disheartening.
Not quite sure what other words to use. Sadly, I’m not surprised.
Just a reminder to check if you are accidentally using your data and not your wifi so you can swap back over
For the love of god reblog this to be a decent member of society