Revolutionize the World

To the Wolf, god gave ripping teeth, and the Law of the Pack.

To the Bear, god gave crushing jaws, and terrible strength

To the Falcon, god gave slicing talons, and great sight

Folk friendin me from a local furry convention server asking "to be friends" without having any normal approach to doin' that (bringin up common interests).

They ask about my PFP and today i had this wonderful question:

First one I wound up blocking early on but the second and third both asked for "full body" references of it. And... I don't understand what the goal is for them?? Like, of all the designs to copy or steal I would not advise mine.

Very insistent on a "full body" reference.

AH THERE IT IS. Oof, they picked the wrong person. I may not have the skill, but I know art. I asked for a portfolio and am still waiting.

This is a red flag!!

title in large, capital letters: “Important Notice”

subtitle in all caps: “Dogs are welcome… But”

text:

We are an educational mineral science company, and we pride ourselves on being accommodating to both man and beast. However, people often gingerly stick their head through the door and ask whether dogs are allowed inside, to which we politely reply "Of course", before the person brings in what is genetically closer to a horse.

Understand that we have a great deal of precious and delicate minerals in this shop, and because of this, it's somewhat anxiety inducing to have a dog that has seemingly been cross bred with an M1A1 Abrams tank meandering around the shop wagging a tail that is likely triggering tsunamis on the other side of the planet.

Below is an arrow (much like the height limit on a roller coaster), if you dog is above this arrow, we recommend mooring it to a lamppost (with very deep foundations) before entering the shop. Then once you are done, you can simply ride it home and go about your day.

just beneath this paragraph is an arrow pointing down, indicating a height limit.