this is short privilege

Short Privilege is getting to shop at the Petite section of the store. You get your own section! But what about the tall folks out there? Did ya ever think of them?

Short Privilege is getting nicknames like "Tiny", or "Shawtie", or "Small", or "Little". What am I, "huge"?

Short Privilege is being able to have tiny feet and being able to find shoes in your size. In fact, your feet may be so tiny that you get to wear cool kids' shoes. 

Short Privilege is being able to find bikini bottoms in your size, even if you are a bit on the heavy side.

Short Privilege is an almost 100% guarantee that your date for a dance will be taller than you. Therefore, you can wear heels. Therefore, you can feel sexy and confident at the dance.

Short Privilege is being able to get all of the good clothes on sale because of your naturally smaller features.

Short Privilege is being able to be fatter but still look small due to being shorter. If a tall person is one pound overweight, they look extremely heavy.