thisisathirdlevel

you would not believe your

fireflies

If ten million

eyes

fell asleep

I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together

occupation: sleepiest bitch on the planet

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.

This will be me in about 40 years.

do u ever see someone who has the looks & style that you wish u had bc it’s ur ideal appearance and it makes u wanna shoot urself in the face bc me too

what is a sex drive where is the sex going does it even have a license

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

feel like everyone wants me to shut up. its probably true but i’m going to pretend it’s just me and my feelings