Traipsing Along

ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be some sort of horrendous freak

Okay but Jimbei is like, an old pirate. Joining the Strawhats is basically his retirement job. He’s like “ugh man I’ve been doing all this political maneuvering for decades it’s so exhausting” and Luffy pops up like “wow lame wanna join my Funtime crew instead? I’ll let you punch whoever you want” and Jimbei’s like yeah. I do want that actually.

*sees a dog* god i hope he thinks im cool

I drink poison just because it doesnt hurt me and it makes you so mad

I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

“They are STUPIDLY competent at EVERYTHING except each other.”

me: [says something, anything at all, to anyone ever] me, internally: when will i ever shut up. when will i shut the fuck up. when will i learn to Be Quiet

Can you imagine being fuckin being lost in the desert for a couple days and out of nowhere hearing Africa by Toto?? I would lose my fuckin shit that would be the moment id be like damn im actually losing it and gonna die out here, what a banger tho.

let’s bring back romanticism i’m tired of trying to be rational, we’re all dumb and we all want love