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emma: we're having ribs tonight

talbot: ribs. like the ribs of dead animals. good

speaker: so in an english breakfast, the chicken has a testimony, but the pig is converted (into bacon)

speaker: no lemme explain

speaker: the chicken gives a sacrifice of an egg

speaker: but the chicken can have another egg so its nbd

speaker: but the pig is all in

speaker: the pig gave everything so you could have that bacon

speaker: be the pig

speaker: be the bacon

catherine: so we went to the roman baths in bath

phone person: what are those for

catherine: well the roman baths are for bathing

catherine: you all get together and get naked and thats fun

catherine: and then you bathe together

catherine: you get into the cold water first

catherine: you are so cold you want to die

catherine: and then you go into the hot water

catherine: and you are so hot you pull your eyes out

catherine: and everything you want to do there you do naked

catherine: in the bath

talbot: i know she was talking but all i heard her say was "i'm incompetent and I actually don't know what i'm doing"

talbot: i think she was high

jennifer: lol religion *eye roll*

jennifer: i'm a cool american. i know you came here to see english ppl but too dang bad

jennifer: yes i'm certified they trained me

us: (it doesn't really show)

jennifer: i actually don't know much about this cathedral

jennifer: maybe i should do some more research on that