This code is crap

function my_log($message,$label="",$fancy=false) {              if (is_array($message)) {         $message = print_r($message,true);     }              if ($fancy && $label !="") { //fancy with a label         error_log("-------------------------------");         error_log($label.": ");         error_log($message);         error_log("-------------------------------");     } elseif ($fancy && $label == "") { //fancy with no label         error_log("-------------------------------");         error_log($message);         error_log("-------------------------------");     } elseif (!$fancy && $label != "") { //label but not fancy         error_log($label.": ".$message);     } else { //just log it         error_log($message);     } }

function shift($hexcode="#ffffff",$proc=0.3) {     $rgb = hex_to_rgb($hexcode);              //color shift     $rgb['r'] = cutoff($rgb['r'] + $proc,0,1);     $rgb['g'] = cutoff($rgb['g'] + $proc,0,1);     $rgb['b'] = cutoff($rgb['b'] + $proc,0,1);               return rgb_to_hex($rgb); //result color }

function is_dark($hexcode="#ffffff") {     $rgb = hex_to_rgb($hexcode);     $luminance = ($rgb['r']*0.299 + $rgb['g']*0.587 + $rgb['b']*0.114);     if ($luminance > 0.5) {         return false;     } else {         return true;     } }

function hex_to_rgb($hexcode="#ffffff") {     $hexcode = str_replace("#", "", $hexcode);          //separate hexcode     $redhex  = substr($hexcode,0,2);     $greenhex = substr($hexcode,2,2);     $bluehex = substr($hexcode,4,2);          //to rgb 0..1     $r = (hexdec($redhex)) / 255;     $g = (hexdec($greenhex)) / 255;     $b = (hexdec($bluehex)) / 255;          return array(         'r' => $r,         'g' => $g,         'b'    => $b,     ); } function rgb_to_hex($rgb=array(1,1,1)) {              //to hex parts     $redhex = dechex($rgb['r'] * 255);     $greenhex = dechex($rgb['g'] * 255);     $bluehex = dechex($rgb['b'] * 255);          //combine into hex string     $hexcode = sprintf("#%1$02s%2$02s%3$02s", $redhex, $greenhex, $bluehex);     return $hexcode; }

function cutoff($num,$low,$high) {     $val = max(array($num,$low));             $val = min(array($val,$high));     return $val; }

Wish me luck, I spent days googling and I still have no idea what I'm doing.

Maybe I should just file it away as "the thing that does the thing" and hope it'll make more sense later.

And yeah, my inner five-year-old has a field day. I can write a piece of code and things go bloop!!!

yes, you can use the JavaScript console to actually execute javscript. You know, so you don't have to add console.log() to the code and reload the site million times over...

As I'm correcting these, a third, fourth warning email comes. So I'm literally going after someone and correcting them, in real time. Not something that happens in webdesign that often! 

*disco dances into the sunset*