Hazardous poultry

And as parts of all social media begin to crumble into madness, let's never forget this oddly relevant meme I made no less than 2 weeks ago https://t.co/dGp9kt9EQR

Some ppl say they have a unique personality, like I couldn't find the exact person they're immitating by looking at their social media history for 10 minutes

RT @SegaShopEurope: For your chance to 💥WIN 💥this super rare collectable Japanese Sonic curry, all you need to do is retweet this post and make sure you're following us! Good luck 🎉 https://t.co/2nLze198yQ

Aight, jive with me here: Chocolate spread + cherry/blackcurrent/wild berry jam sandwich Black forest gateux sandwich 👌

RT @mini_lebowski: IKEA have released instructions for making different types of furniture forts... https://t.co/uhrz5nzjNP

RT @PoorlyAgedStuff: https://t.co/dVAE3OHcPV

Made a water elevator in MC in a river biome and guess who just learned about salmon spawning!!!!!

RT @PerryFellow: Sir Leopold https://t.co/BDsO4k0zao

Still get flashbacks and night terrors about having to come up with a million justifications for liking literally anything with flaws. Seriously don't do that if you wanna call urself someone's friend

So many "friends" judged stuff I liked bc the producer's cousin's dog's ex owner committed adultery or some shit, it's so much nicer if you enjoy it despite the flaws in the show or in the team. https://t.co/edO9dnWJDj

RT @ReviewsPokemon: Due to less pollution balloon Pikachu can be seen once again in our skies https://t.co/eEmpbdI92n

RT @nocontxtsonic: https://t.co/PNjwoxdeOT

RT @ride4theroses: YOU GUYS..... YOU GUUUUUUUYS IF YOU GOOGLE "HORSE" YOU CAN PUT A HORSE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM I AM CRYING LAUGHING IT WHINNIES AT YOU!!!!!!! https://t.co/Y6g1iSjxCu

RT @KaptainArr: How to make sure your pigeon isn't counterfeit https://t.co/LrnBqtmX4O

RT @dorrismccomics: https://t.co/cy3J0vCuUL

RT @dog_feelings: my stuffed fren sebastian and i. have a meeting in a little bit. to discuss how to tell the human. that we have enough bread. there is no need to bake more

RT @Scattersilk: april 13th AND year of the Rat you know whose day we're celebrating https://t.co/mSd9wuQbej