"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane
one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."
the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."
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one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"
the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.
ok so originally i tacked this on as a rb to this post abt shawn spencers true calling as a stay at home girldad but then i decided its my blog i can do what i want so im making it its own post. obligatory disclaimer, i love the movies, this is not a dig at their choices, etc etc. anyway. i need to lay out my Vision to the people in a formal capacity
shawn needs a baby because psych was his baby
hear me out
i wont get into like, the thematic/narrative reasons why shawn and jules should have a kid to subvert their mutual Fear of Becoming Their Parents growth, bc that's a whole other dimension that requires its own post. i wont even mention how many times shawn talks about wanting kids in general. but purely based on the narrative role that psych as an agency played in shawn & gus's lives:
psych starts out as shawn and gus embarking on this big adventure that's an actualization of their childhood dreams. from the get go, gus has a day job; psych is an initially just fun, then great and meaningful thing he does in addition to that day job. on the other hand, psych is shawn's main Thing. it's his only real outlet (if we don't count the random 2-day long jobs he does for the bit) and full concentration point for all his energy, creativity, caring, and altruistic impulses. its the first time in his life he's ever committed to a job -- responsibility, long-haul endeavor, whatever -- that uses his skills, intelligence, and compassion in any kind of lasting way.
over the course of the show, shawn and gus's relationship to psych shifts and changes, and it becomes increasingly evident that shawn's personal relationship to psych is a representation of selfless versus selfish motivation within him. as he matures, he's less inclined to use it as a way to prove himself or show off or mask his personal insecurities/arrogance. he becomes more overtly reliant on it as what it was meant to be along: a way for him to help others.
obviously, the boys' evolving relationship with each other, shawns evolving relationship with juliet, and, critically, shawns evolving relationship with his dad are all key mediating variables in his maturation and subsequently his relationship with the business. parallel themes of commitment and responsibility -- shawn proving to his dad that he can be genuinely responsible for something as big as other peoples' well being and shawn proving to juliet that he's capable of committing to her long term -- run and grow here. imo a point where u really see all this exemplified is his willingness to give psych up to earn back juliet's trust in s7.
through all of this, gus still has a day job. that's not to say psych isn't also a hugely important part of his life and key factor in his own growth and maturation, but it's not the focus of his whole life, because gus has always operated with relative (relative ...) moderation. the peak of gus's growth is realizing that what was most important to him all along was being able to live life with the people he loves (shawn) at his side, even if it meant everything was chaotic and messy and imbalanced all the time. his last act of maturation was leaving behind stale security to bravely dive into the sincerity-filled unknown.
shawn on the other hand is fundamentally an obsessive person who will latch onto something and put 112% effort into that thing for as long as it holds his attention, and the show demonstrates to us that very very few things have been able to hold his attention for very long -- except psych. and despite the fact that this tendency changes in his personal relationships, it never really demonstrably changes in his ... employment habits.
we arrive at the end of the show. shawn gives psych up to move to san francisco to be with juliet (again; the selflessness). gus moves with him (again; the growth). so what now?
once again, their detective work does not pay many bills, so gus has his day job. but even with all of his growth, shawn spencer is not a day job kind of guy. juliet is extremely employed, of course (no one even slightly less employed than her could be with shawn long term, employment being not necessarily literal but a spiritual state that gus, too, possesses in spades). it's here that i posit that shawn's psych replacement has to be a baby.
thematically, he's left psych behind. whether or not he does still do detective consulting work is immaterial; psych in its original form has been irrefutably outgrown. he's in a different phase of life now, one that is explicitly marked by his commitment to juliet (who incidentally is the way she is because she never had a father who put her first). if we're going to continue the story, shawn and gus need another big adventure: one that will help them grow in this phase of life just like psych helped them in the last one. given how significant shawn's healing relationship with his dad & realizing how much of who is is comes from his dad was over the course of the series, AND given how raising a child is probably one of the biggest and scariest responsibilities an adult can take on (plus see jules note above), what better great adventure for shawn and gus to embark on than fatherhood?
as with before, gus will be a pharmaceutical salesman on the side, while the more interesting, exciting, meaningful work he does is Being Dad. gus has his baby first, because unlike before, he's comfortable tackling the scary and unpredictable without reservation from the outset.
and, as with before, shawn's kid will be his whole world.
like i said: narratively, shawn does not need a another job. he needs a baby. he needs to be a part time p.i., full time stay at home dad, who is totally, delightfully, chaotically, sincerely obsessed with that kid.
do all these points lead us to believe he'll have a "balanced" approach to parenthood? no way. is this a "healthy" dynamic to have with one's child? unclear. will there be multiple catastrophes along this great journey? undoubtedly. no one ever said he doesn't still need to go to therapy. BUT. 1) shawn's always been intense. we know this. we love this! we wouldn't want to change this about him. 1b) he loves the way his dad loves, and i'd personally be really interested to see a version of that love that's been tempered by shawn's growth and has (correctly) improved on henry's parenting style while retaining the obvious love and devotion. and 2) gus and juliet are right there with him! henry did not have a gus and juliet! everything will be fine!
finally, psych is a story about learning to be brave. all of the characters are forced to learn this, in a multitude of different ways. for shawn, a lot of his fears do stem from his relationship with his dad. having a kid would be his final boss battle! and i for one believe that he can win!
idk. i just think it fits so well. shawn as a dad would be imperfect, messy, sometimes disastrous, and full of love and sincerity -- just like psych was.
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the thing that anyone who shawn & gus date need to realize or the relationship will never work is that they will always come second to whatever it is that these two got going
so yah shawn mentioned gus three times (the one not pictured is shawn saying ‘the biggest mistake I ever made was leaving santa barbara w/o saying goodbye to gus’) during the proposal
The worst thing about getting promoted at around the same time as your husband, Maddie discovers, is the sudden lack of them time.
Not that they'd been drowning in free time before, what with the children and first responder schedules and the constant near-death experiences that seems to plague their entire family. But now they both had to figure out paperwork, which is arguably far worse.
Still, you figure it out, which is why when Chimney had curled his hands over her shoulders from behind as Maddie was elbow-deep in paperwork, pressed a kiss to her forehead, and slowly dragged her out of her seat, Maddie only laughed a little in protest before following.
"What are you doing?" she giggles, allowing Chim to wrap his arms around her waist as he walks both of them down the hall. It's clumsy, awkward, and wholly endearing the way that her husband tends to be, and she feels so fond of him that it feels too big for her body, sometimes.
"We," her sweet, impossible husband emphasizes, nipping at her ear as he backs them through their bedroom door. "Are taking some time off."
Maddie throws her head back to laugh at that, twisting her face to look at Chimney, his eyes sparkling as they meet her's. "Chim," she says, tangling their fingers in front of her stomach. "I have so much work to do."
"So do I," Chimney says, raising an eyebrow. "But I miss my wife, and I didn't convince your little brother to take both our terrors away for a full day so we can do paperwork."
Whatever words were on her lips puff away with a startled, laughing breath as he tips them both in her bed, soft duvet billowing up a little around them with the force of their combined weight. Maddie giggles, twists around so that she's facing Howie, their legs criss-crossed beside each other like puzzle pieces, his knees locking her in place like he doesn't want her to leave, like she'd ever want to be anywhere else.
Her hair falls around his face, and Chimney runs his fingers through the ends of her hair, bringing a few locks up to press a kiss to the ends. Maddie feels warm shiver through her, a bubbly fizz through her veins. She wants him so badly it makes her teeth ache. He grins up at her like he knows, smile crooked and mischievous.
Impossible, infuriating man.
Maddie grabs his face and pulls him into a kiss, long and deep. He hums into her mouth, his hands wrapping around her hips and pressing into the soft curves that he's so obsessed with, up scars and folds and underneath the soft cotton of her shirt to cup the underside of her breasts, making her sigh shakily into his mouth.
"You're gonna help me fill out all those forms later," she grumbles into his mouth, not at all protesting as he twists the two of them deftly under their covers, hands pulling her shirt over her shoulders. Her hands come back down to loosen the laces of his sweatpants immediately, Chim laughing, sweet and awful, into her neck as she fumbles a little in the dark.
"Whatever you want, baby," he promises, kissing down her neck as she finally gets his pants off, as he tumbles her into their star-studded sheets, hitches a knee between her thighs, and looks at her like she's impossible, too.
being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.
“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”
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I love that I still notice little things in this show, even as much as I've watched them. The Nigerian Job was supposed to be a one off which became a two off so they could get revenge for being betrayed. Everyone was still on their side of the line, (Black King, White Knight and all that) but we all know that at the end, they wanted to stay a team and were willing to let Nate pick the jobs. They didn't care as long as they still got to do crime basically yes? Ok so The Homecoming Job, Nate is clearly actively looking for someone to help and when he finds one, immediately calls the team so he has accepted their offer to continue working together. Things do not go smoothly, due to them still not knowing and fully trusting each other yet, everyone is still clearly on their side of the line, and they decide that yeah, this won't work, after this we are done for real. But that also doesn't go to plan as the high from helping someone sets in and they decided for sure that this was what they wanted to do. When I think they truly became a team and I realized that they are all wearing grey. No one truly crossed the line to the other side. They met in the middle at grey.
i got a fucking. advertisement on youtube. from google ai. saying. without sarcasm and with complete sincerity. "if shakespeare is too hard for you, you can always have our ai explain it to you." im gonna throw up. im gonna throw a molotov cocktail. if i see that ad again im reporting it for hate speech. how fucking dare you. i will kill you with my bare hands. with my exit pursued by a bear hands. i will tear google headquarters down brick by brick. im going to start biting people.
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i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever