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Why does Johnny have so much dish soap?

MIND YO BUSINESS DAVID

@davekind

I can’t believe that men, for centuries, had the audacity to look at women and think we’re dumber than them.

My noodle is 7

ahahahahahaha

worth every second

Oh… my… God… I’m not even putting this onto the personal blog… I need this on my main. Right now.

i was expecting this video to be 4 seconds like, i can barely even hold my own attention for that long let alone two kittens

the real lie about who gives kids presents at christmas isn’t that they’re from santa (bc everyone over the age of 10 knows that), it’s that they’re from mum ‘and dad’ because 90% of fathers see taking an interest in their kids’ likes and hobbies, let alone actually planning and shopping for things that are ‘from’ them, as something they can opt out of (and nobody talks about it!!!!!!!)

OH JUST @ ME NEXT TIME. 

I don’t know who this white boy is but I trust him