Um...

Oh my fucking father, bitching about what he should have right to cause his taxes pay for it. Meanwhile he's jobless and homeless, not paying any damn taxes

Being in your 20's is weird because nobody looks their age. I got friends that look like they should be in high school, I got friends who look like they're 30 and I even got some friends who look like they're in their 40's. What even is this??

Anyone else got this problem in their house when it seems like every time you finally finish every dish that needs to be cleaned an hour later there's a ton of food coming out of the oven and all the dishes you just washed or suddenly dirty again?

Aren't we all just living Spaceballs 2?

When you tell someone you don't need them and they show up anyway cause they know you hurt

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People who use a mouse with they laptops is spoiled

Why y'all out here spending more on a used house then it takes to build a custom?

Are you really living life? Or are you living your memory?

When arguing with someone, if they stop talking and walk away, you didn't win. They just realized the conversation was stupid before you did