hi there :)

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

go to your ass > options > security settings > toggle "kicked" to on

ID: a window with stained glass depicting raindrops hitting a puddle with ripples spreading across it

I wasn’t feeling well at work once and the boss told me to go get something to eat. I did feel better and a little while later when he saw me and asked if I was feeling better I thought that the food in my gut had helped I meant to say food in my belly but told him “I feel a lot better with something in my butt”. Not sure we ever spoke again.

this too shall pass

HURRY UP

“everyoneeee is sick right now” (loud coughing) “i have a cold but i’m still going to class because i can’t miss it” (loud coughing) “5 people were missing in my english class today, isn’t that crazy?” (loud coughing) “can i ask a personal question? why do you wear a mask?”