oew look! they got your favourite

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

society is so fucked up abba should be way bigger than the beatles 

youtube apology video where im full on sobbing and begging for forgiveness while screaming and farting compilation is on in the background

wish i could go back to eden and give eve a vibrator

what hozier song is this

my esteemed rival,

my beloved nemesis,

dearly detested,

yall know so much about astrology

We’re all just making shit up as we go

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

wheres capricorn

Wheres capricorn: capricorn