30 Minute Format

Agent of Chaos

In the United States they don’t say I love you they say “you got kik?” And I think that is beautiful

I hate r*hanna because one time my mom took me to the petting zoo and this big ass goat bit my hand and chased me around the farm and I know in my heart that it was her doing

hot dr pepper will replace water by 2019 and blood by 2023

so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”

put this in the MOMA

This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job

reblog if you and your other muscular, shirtless friends with identical haircuts like to sit around out back drinking vodka and smashing folding chairs over each others backs