It’s Levi Loving Time

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

The Addams

I may in fact be stupid

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

some of you are saying enemies to lovers when you mean rivals to lovers and some of you are saying enemies to lovers when you mean enemies with benefits. but these are all distinct categories

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

and for the lady perhaps a whiny man with big doe eyes that'll thank her for slapping him across his face