The Slop Trop

^This hat stayed on for genuinely like 10 seconds

This suit is defo my favourite of his outfits, it's SO cutee.

Hi!! I’m Blu!! 23, she/her

I’m a paleo/digital artist who loves all things paleo, birds, reptiles, and wildlife. I am also a young paleontologist pursuing a career in the field. I obviously love to draw but also love photography and birding. I draw dragons and other mythical critters occasionally, but nowadays it’s mostly extinct and extant wildlife.

https://instagram.com/alblluu

bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting

Some additional info from the comments:

- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled

- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done

- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled