Things I Say To Dogs

Dog: HAI. MY NAME IS DOG. I LIKE LONG WALKS, LONGER WALKS... OH YEAH- AND POO.

Such cleavage. Much sunburn. Ow.

Me: (arm being torn from socket) AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Me: I don't think that's how it goes

"Let me tell you what we've been doin' / Two bad puppies on the road to poopin'"

Dog: WHY NOT

"Thank you for not eating poo! / It's worse than anything else you do / You can roll in dirt / You can bark at the other dogs / And if you threw a party / Invited everyone you knew / You would see / Most of the people would be dogs / And this song I'll sing to you / Thank you for not eating poo!

Dog (Removing head from hollow log, big smile on it's face): Hey, I found a new friend! I'm going to name it 'Dinner!'

My dogs, when I want to go for a walk in the woods and they don't.

The face my dogs make when i take them outside and they realize it's raining.

"Golden retrievers / That's what you are / In case you don't know"

BUD He is the sweetest boy. We think he is a Catahoula mix, approximately 9 years old. But don't tell him because he thinks he is around 5 years old and...