Things Chase Says

I'm more confuse'n'a pig been shot at with a rifle with a silencer on it...

I should get a job at Hollywood as the guy that gets paid to blow shit up.

Throw nitrous on a horse n' kick 'em n' watch fire come out his ass!

I have common sense!

I know the guy that invented peanuts.

...then the newspaper fumes caught on fire.

Me: "I wanna play Doom."

I'm more pissed off n' Bambi was when his mom got shot!

Hotter’n’a’bullet’when’it’s’comin’outta’gun.

Submarines aren't real.

I too prefer the pull of gravity.

There's a deer stand in my family tree.

You always gotta carry a knife, ya never know when dinner's gunna jump out in front of you.

I'd make exhaust tips out of mammoth tusks.

Gas Pedal

Fuck the dictionary.