Thinens and Lings

Oh, and the beads of sweat?  Are animated, so they constantly fall down her face.  What the hell.

So the Mighty Ducks Animated Series might be the most insane thing to ever be on television

I think Russia has broken facebook

Johnny Weir straight up takes no shit.

Adam Scott has officially broken google

wow no, seriously, fuck you too

THIS IS THE POPE WEARING A SOMBRERO IT IS A SOMBRERO POPE HAT LIKE IT IS A POPE HAT BUT IT IS ALSO A SOMBRERO AND I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER NOW

Trying to help, -Google

The list of Kenneth Parcell's TV No-No Words.  Pay particular attention to the last item of the list.

There's something sinister about the way they end this error message by saying "That's All We Know" in a greyed out font...

So apparently I need to play the video game "Barkley Shut Up and Jam" because this might be the single greatest screenshot in the history of video games.

Some say "There's nothing sadder to see than a grown man alone on a swing set.  If there's no child, it just seems so lonely."  While this is true, this picture is also an example why all rules do not apply to Tom Hanks, because everything he does is awesome.  (Okay, except for maybe "Cloud Atlas")

Wow...

You're one with the stars now, Han old buddy.  RIP.

"This is too much and not enough information." 

Remember "The Chair"?  That ABC Game Show hosted by John McEnroe where they monitored your heartbeat as they asked you questions?  Yeah they once lowered an alligator on a dude.  2002 was awesome.

Taken from the Slate Bond Film Title Generator.