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TRIAL AND ERROR by UON on AO3

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T&E is one of my fave Bloody Mary fan projects out there.

I found it difficult to keep up with the events when I was consuming so much other media. I made myself this lil self indulgent timeline (really it's more like a silly plot list and some sentences string together) to help me keep track of my fave scenes 👀

Then, I shared it on a fan discord and it received lots of positive attention (That's why it has a bit of a weird format!). Uon even saw it!

I'm working on posting all my summaries. More incoming!

It’s so, so common to see people write “I’m bad at summaries; please read anyway” or some variation, but I see almost no advice about how to write a summary. And it’s something you can learn how to do, if anyone bothers to help.

So let’s see if I can help.

These tips apply to both original fic and fanfiction.

I’ll be discussing a lot of pitfalls in this, but please remember: no rules, no masters. People will forgive all of these based on who they are and what the circumstances are. But you’re reading this presumably because you want some tips on writing summaries, so that’s what I’m going to provide.

If these blurbs will be used in query letters or other more professional materials, you might want to follow them more closely.

There are two types of summaries I think are most helpful for the “I posted this online; please read,” scenario: the Logline, and the Blurb.

A Logline is basically a Dictionary Definition of your concept/premise in a sentence or two and a Blurb is (slightly) longer with more specific details.

Loglines are very short and quick. You can use these when someone asks what you’re working on. These are basically what I throw up on my Current Projects page. They’re a quick overview, but not particularly specific. Start with what the genre/medium and then a bit about what happens in the project or what you’re trying to do with it.

Some examples:

A YA secondary quest fantasy about a kid trying to discover why his parents were killed and then he finds out the king ordered it and has to try not to get killed himself.

A far future sci-fi space opera serial that deconstructs the Single Biome World trope.

A romance novel set in 1950s Texas between the only daughter of a state senator and her tutor’s son.

A high fantasy thing about trying to revive dying magic with the power of community.

Basically a slasher movie about a fucked-up school teacher killing off everyone at the Math Olympiad.

This works really well for fanfic, too:

A fix-it after that massacre in season 6 where they have five more minutes on that bomb.

A character study following Jason during the Misery arc.

A ShipName coffee shop AU inspired by that one scene from episode 7.

As you can see, some examples are about plots or characters, some are big on setting, some are more intention or theme-based. You can use any of these qualities to make a logline. Pick which one you think is most prominent, most interesting, or is most important to you.

If you throw one of these up as the summary for something online, it would work fine! Especially for fanfiction, where you already know the characters, and which tends to be so heavily trope based anyway.

I find a lot of people online use them in addition to an excerpt. This is interesting, because this does not happen in professional publishing spaces. And that’s because...well. Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, any excerpt that isn’t the opening paragraphs is not a great hook or particularly helpful in determining if you want to read something. The opening paragraphs are the introduction into the story anyway. But a random snippet out of context is kind of hard to do anything with or tell you much.

Honestly, if I’m skimming through looking for something to read and see a snippet as a summary, I jump down to the part where most of the time the author puts the logline anyway.

So you can just use the logline, if you like.

But enough about loglines. Let’s discuss blurbs.

You can find examples of these as the back copy on books (when they are all quotes and reviews). They’re typically 150-250 words and you generally want to include all of the following:

Who is the character?

What is the situation they’re in?

What are they doing with that?

People usually discuss these around Conflict and Stakes, but I find what people really want to know is who they’re going to be reading about, what’s happening to them or around them, and what kind of action they’re going to take based on it. People say the conflict and stakes are why you should care. But is the fate of the world or the magic of true love getting together why you care about reading what a character is doing, or do you care about reading about them because they make you laugh, or because you find them fascinating and fucked up, or you want to learn more about this world, goddammit, come hell or high water?

Yeah.

Now then. Let’s start with an example:

David is ready to ask Theo to marry him, but first he needs a ring.

It’s not exactly a logline here, as it’s not broad strokes the concept, but it’s shorter than a blurb (for now). This is somewhere to start. And it’s got everything: David is our character, his situation is “wants to propose” and it’s pretty easy to intuit the “what he’s doing with that?” is...well, ring shopping.

But while it seems “easy” to do this part, it’s actually also really easy to completely miss this mark.

I see things like this sometimes:

A summer breeze through white curtains. The scent of apple blossoms in a calico skirt. The golden light of the setting sun. Love is like wet footprints in the sand.

And that’s very pretty and lyrical and whatnot (at least, pretty and lyrical for something that I came up with in like a minute), but...I have no idea what that story is about. Love, I guess? But like? What happens? Who is this about? Who is loving or being loved? What is it even saying about love?

Sometimes (rarely, in my experience, but I read a lot of genre fiction and less literary stuff these days), I see this kind of thing at the very top of back cover copy, or as like. Text in a movie trailer maybe? But that’s always accompanied by something more concrete. A blurb will generally proceed to the character and specific events of the book. A movie trailer has actual footage from the movie in it so you can see what happens.

So...I wouldn’t recommend doing this, at least without the “Or, [logline]” that people do on AO3 like.

But people can actually kind of try to summarize the events of a story without being artistic and still kind of miss the mark:

Rowen didn’t expect to find an alien in his kitchen, but Janelle’s surprises for him have only started.

I don’t know what this story is, either. Presumably, it’s about Rowen, so we have a character. The situation is...Janelle (presumably the alien) in his kitchen and having A Day. But like. Okay? What are the surprises? Is Janelle friendly? An enemy? Is Janelle even the alien, or did she somehow bring the alien into the kitchen? How is Rowen reacting to this situation? Is the situation good or bad? I do not know!

As for one missing a character:

An alien invasion causes problems for everyone on Earth and the military gets involved to stop it.

I guess I know what the plot of this one is. I know what the situation and reaction is. But who are we following with this story? How does it impact them? What is a specific person or people doing? Who is our narrator? It didn’t used to be so much the fashion to focus on a character as much as it is these days, but modern media is pretty heavily focused on it, and people tend to look for it.

So, yes, it is easy to miss one of those pieces even if you’re trying. Blurbs are hard, and when you know what happens, sometimes you’re sure it’s just as clear to everyone else.

Let’s go back to David now. That one sentence did cover the basics in a very simplistic way, but blurbs tend to be longer for a reason.

David is ready to ask Theo to marry him, but first he needs a ring. A long day at the jewelry stores with Joanna brings up old memories and leads to new revelations.

However, this sentence actually made it worse. I think people think it sounds Literary, but it actually kind of feels like I’m being pushed away. It’s generic. It doesn’t say anything. It sounds like you don’t want me to know what the story is. And it sounds like a hokey fortune cookie.

Old memories and new revelations could mean anything. Stargazing and chatting with Joanna about Theo, or horrific flashbacks to a prior proposal, or a realization that David is about to propose to the wrong person, or, or, or...like...what does this even mean? It’s a bad horoscope. It only makes sense post facto.

If there’s something you don’t want when summarizing your writing, it’s “Fortune cookie horoscope vibes.”

Maybe you don’t see the fortune cookie vibes. That’s fair. It can take some practice to realize that’s what you’ve done. I can be thankful my attempts to learn this kind of thing were mostly spent on a forum that I’m pretty sure is defunct now.

Here’s a revised version:

David is ready to ask Theo to marry him, but a run in with a former friend after an exhausting day at the jewelry stores with Joanna leaves him shaken enough to question the whole proposal.

So why is this less like a horoscope? Because even though we don’t have all the details, things are not generic. It’s got clear cause and effect. A run in with a former friend is concrete event that happens, and being shaken enough to question his proposal is a concrete reaction to it. It’s actually telling us Story, not Essence of Story. Blurbs are not the place for Essence of Story.

Here's another issue I see quite frequently:

David is ready to ask Theo to marry him, but first he needs a ring. But will Joanna be able to help him find the perfect one to match Theo’s picky tastes?

Ending with what are functionally rhetorical questions is so common. People, I think, tend to use this as a way to add Suspense, to make it feel like there’s Things at Stake. I don’t think it generally works, since the question is almost always a moot point. “Will Joanna help him find the perfect ring?” I mean, given the genre...like 99% yes. It feels disingenuous, and it can come off as patronizing, and it’s not adding anything.

What we actually learned in this sentence is that Theo is picky, and Joanna is there to help David with Theo’s tastes. There’s a way to phrase that without a question:

David is ready to ask Theo to marry him, but first he needs a ring. But with Theo’s picky tastes to contend with, he calls Joanna in for backup.

When phrased this way, it refocuses on what the characters are doing and why. Theo is picky, so David is calling for help. The story is being placed back in David’s hands instead of fate. It’s not “will this work out?” and much more “here’s what he’s trying against the struggle.”

And, we got rid of a mildly patronizing question.

But this is still so barebones that it really works best for fanfiction set in the canon-verse. It works best if you already know the setting and who the characters are, because it gives you little more than names. If you’re doing something else with them, in different situations, or trying to introduce people to who new characters, you’re going to need both more words and better descriptions.

Let’s try something that’s the full length of a query blurb for David.

Dressage expert David MacDonald is fresh off a successful season with a gleaming trophy to add to his collection, but he has one more hurdle to jump before he can relax—finally getting his boyfriend of ten years a ring. Theo Woodley has refined tastes. Expensive tastes. And David has never had the cash to get him something worth keeping forever before. Even with cash now in his pocket, David’s still a little uncertain. He’s never had to pick out jewelry for Theo before—what does he know about silver and gold and what a diamond is even supposed to look like? So he does what any nervous fiancé-hopeful would do: call in Theo’s twin sister, Joanna. Joanna’s happy to help, but she also attracts attention. Specifically, the attention of her ex-turned-stalker—and Theo’s childhood best friend. Joanna may have turned him down, but David saw enough of their courtship to know what Joanna, Theo, and the Woodley parents expect from a proposal...and what David can afford won’t cut it.

I spent. Way too much fucking time. Writing that query. For a book I have not, and will not, write.

Anyway, this is probably longer and more comprehensive than anything you’re likely to see for a fanfic. But it does look pretty much like what a query letter for a full book would look like.

Let’s do some dissection:

We’ve learned what David does now, and likely something about his and Theo’s different socioeconomic statuses. This does a lot to introduce them and their dynamic, as well as mentioning the length of their relationship and presumed stagnation

Explains what rattles David about proposing and why

Explained a bit about Joanna and gave her her own life

Have a good idea of what kind of setting it is or isn’t—this sure doesn’t sound like heavy fantasy or sci-fi, for example

Now, this is a novel-length query. Sort of. Since the book does not exist. But there are a lot of threads in here that are, essentially, subplots a shorter piece wouldn’t have.

A slimmed down version might look more like this:

David MacDonald is fresh off a successful dressage season, but he has one more hurdle to jump before he can relax—finally getting his boyfriend of ten years a ring. He does what any nervous fiancé-hopeful would do: call in Theo’s twin sister, Joanna. Joanna’s happy to help, but she also attracts attention of her ex. David saw enough of their courtship to know what the Woodley family expects from a proposal...and what David can afford won’t cut it.

This focuses a lot less on David’s career path, almost everything about Theo is gone (oops), and there’s much less about Joanna’s relationship problems. Basically, the side plots are gone. Presumably, a shorter, or at least more streamlined, story. But it is definitely fuller enough to indicate this story is probably at least in the 10k+ range.

If it’s shorter, then the entire second paragraph could go. Etc. Etc. Etc.

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I can give you a quick briefing of my main AUs >:3

Abuser

You seem to already know this one, but it's basically an AU that focuses on Solar's side of the story, as well as prolonging his stay in his home dimension significantly. This AU looks at the abuse he had to endure and the lasting impacts of it.

Coliseum

This is the dragon one! It's an alternate universe entirely, where characters are placed in a different world and given different lives. The DCA cast are dragonkin, and the AU focuses on Surya's (Eclipse's) life, enslaved in a coliseum as a gladiator. Puppet, called Iris, is another important character here. This AU has slowburn Clippet!

Reset

The first AU I ever made, Reset is based on an old theory on how Eclipse might come back (as v3). Unlike many of my AUs, Ruin still happens in this one. Basically, Eclipse comes back, but with all of his memory corrupted. However, he has a memory recovery program. The AU focuses on his integration into the family even as his memory gradually returns to him.

Brothers

This AU is a what-if where Sun notices Eclipse almost immediately. He catches him before he devolves completely into hatred, and a bond forms. Sun feels protective of him, and a divide forms between him and Moon as he tries to defend Eclipse. Over time, Eclipse becomes a brother to Sun just as much as Moon is, and they find a system with sharing the body.

Circus

Another alternate universe; in this AU, the SaMS cast are animatronics bought out to a traveling circus called the Celestial Circus. However, some kind of robotic hivemind begins invading the planet from some other place in space, and the entire world goes into a state of emergency and lockdown, leaving property, including the animatronics, behind. The AU follows our beloved cast as they survive in this pivotal point of change as the world falls apart around them.

Warning: nearly everyone in this AU dies. It does not have a happy ending.

Monster

The fluffy Solar you mentioned! In this AU, Solus (Solar) works in a steel factory. He's somewhat separated from most of his kind, enslaved to work in this industrial town. Outside the town are the wilds, where Lunos (New Moon) is, with the rest of his kind. He's taught to hunt and scare, so when he sees Solus, he targets him, stalking him until he lunges and attacks. Lunos doesn't kill him. After that, Lunos follows him around every night from a distance until they gradually start interacting, and a bond forms.

Corrupted

This is a what-if AU where I theorized what would make Solar turn "evil". When Solar is trying to get Jack back from the Creator during the DSP arc, the Creator kills Jack during the trade. Solar takes the dark star shard he was giving to the Creator and uses its power to kill the Creator, with Cosmos's help. Then, Solar goes rogue, swearing to kill anything that threatens his family.

Organic Candywolf

A spin-off of my Organic AU (where the whole cast are living beings instead of animatronics) where Solar and New Moon end up dating instead of choosing to be friends or brothers. They help each other heal in this AU, and New Moon comes to be called Crescent.

Blood Solar and Overseer Moon

A Blood Solar AU where Solar kills everyone in the throes of his coming insanity and bloodlust. After a while, though, a New Moon from another dimension comes and takes him away, fixing his mind and giving him space to refind himself. This Moon lost his Solar to Ruin as well, and he decided to save as many other Solars as he could.

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As for your last question: if you're asking about non DCA ocs, I have a secondary blog for that! Go check em out!