Dad Jokes r Cool

me: what are you talking about

me: I don't know what that is

I’m giving you what is left

What’s left of what every boy and girl

Has torn into pieces and the next has tried to fix

Because these next few moments I will forget about these past few heart breaks

And focus on a new love that has blossomed into my forever love

While you kiss me with such passion a new beginning has dawned for us

One where I am beginning a new with you with a heart full of gold

Todd Howard has us by the balls and we love it

Hufflepuff: *gets scared by text notifications when they're too loud*

Hufflepuff: *easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder*

Hufflepuff: *cries under any sort of pressure ever*

Hufflepuff: *cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume*

Slytherin: idk whenever you’re ready

Hufflepuff: oh I’m ready, I’m just waiting for you to Slytherin

Slytherin: …

I mean how many of you have heard parents talk about how tiring kids are, how expensive it is to raise a child, how absolutely awful the teenage years are?

when you decided to become a parent, you knew a baby would keep you up. you knew caring for a child costs money. you knew how hard even being a teenager was.

you knew raising kids would be challenging. so if it’s so awful and terrible, why did you have a kid? if you weren’t ready for the challenges, why did you think it was a good idea to bring a child into the world?