⊰ ♖ ⊱ and who are you to doubt the word of robert charles ryan ( alias rusty ) when it comes to F O O D ? silly, silly man. granted, it’s farther than he remembers, and the desert heat is as unyielding as the sun’s vibrance, but you should know better to question him by now, ocean.
❝ they say oysters are a very effective aphrodisiac. ❞
the same ‘they’ that speaks so highly of taupe.
「♠」 thieves are untrustworthy, and daniel, you should have known better than to trust robert charles ryan ( alias rusty ) in his hasty bid for his one true love: sustenance. there's a look shared over the rims of their far-too-expensive sunglasses and suddenly that part of the conversation is over. yuck, rusty. the last thing anyone wants to think about while marinating in their own sweat in the unforgiving glare and wavering light of the desert is one's ability to get it up. ❝ i think i'm getting a sunburn. red is not my color. ❞
don't lie, daniel. everything is your color.














