you still haunt the corner of my eye

not writing, not not writing, but a secret third thing

letting my stories spin around my head like a microwave

currently

GOT IN.

you wanna hear something scary there are people out there who actually use the US date formula..... there are people out there who actually measure height in feet....... there are people out there who know what a yard is......

hes trying to explode you with his mind

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

I NEED TO WRITE FANFICTION <- guy who is perfectly capable of writing fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

(looking at someone mildly enjoying their day) ohhh well lucky you la dee da someone’s just a beaming ray of sunshine today. Go on and rub it in my face harder. We cant all be so lucky (tries to light a cigarette but forgot i had modified my lighter into a flamethrower with a youtube lifehack and burns my bangs off) MY BANGS!!! MY EGG IRL BANGS HAVE TURNED INTO TERF BANGS!!! YOU!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! (grabs you by your shirt collar but accidentally rips off your shirt entirely) —Woah mama!! Gguulp… Heh, maybe this IS my lucky day after all…! (CAMERA ZOOMS OUT, REVEALING WE ARE IN THE TWIN TOWERS) (CAPTION FADES IN: SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001)

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

let’s play a game it’s called “don’t assume everyone on the internet is from america” it’s really hard apparently

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public