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Cancer: I care about all my children equally.

Taurus: The others and I were attacked while you were away.

Cancer: IS PISCES OKAY!!??

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Cancer: Pisces, please... After everything we’ve been through...

Pisces: I’m sorry, Cancer...

Cancer [through tears]: I’m begging you, don’t do it.

Pisces: It has to be done...

Cancer:

Pisces:

Cancer:

Pisces: *places +4 card*

Pisces [tearfully]: Uno.

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Libra: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people opener”?

Scorpio: Should I not have?

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Leo: [flirting with Pisces]

Scorpio: [staring silently]

Cancer: You’re really quiet today, Scorp.

Scorpio: No one plans a murder out loud.

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Virgo: I have a bad feeling about this…

Aries: What do you mean?

Virgo: Don't you ever get that small voice inside your head telling you something is going to get you in a lot of trouble?

Aries:

Virgo:

Aries: ...no?

Virgo: That... that explains so much.

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Sagittarius:You bought two bottles of wine? Did you drink a whole bottle by yourself??

Capricorn: what? No. Noooo. Not at all.

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Leo: If I had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly...

Leo: I’d be broke.

Leo: I’m perfect.

Leo: Later, losers.

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Capricorn: Well I hope this goes according to plan.

Sagittarius: *pulls tableclothout from under the plate settings* Tada!

Capricorn: Huh, will you look at that.

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Leo: One day I hope to be the person who walks into a room and all eyes are on them.

Aquarius: The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream.

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Taurus: Virgo gave me a get better soon card

Capricorn: That's... Nice of them?

Taurus: I wasn't sick, they just thought I could be doing a better job

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Pisces: How dumb does Taurus think we are?

Leo: Sometimes they leave me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

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Gemini: where’s the road?!?! I dont know where the road is!!!

Capricorn: Added to the list of things I really dont wanna hear while your driving.

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Capricorn: So, who’s in charge of the fire signs?

Aries: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

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Gemini: virgo? Idk him but I hid his shoes.

Virgo: *in the background screaming*

Capricorn: *sighing dramatically* I hate my life.

Aries: Okay kids yall need to chill!

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Virgo: Where’s Pisces?

Aries: Up on the roof.

Virgo: THE ROOF??

Aries: Relax. They've got sunscreen on.

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Gemini: You know, I’m jealous of you.

Aries: huh, why?

Gemini: your partner is way hotter than mine. *walks away*

Aries: but.. we’re dating..

Aries: …

Aries: COME BACK HERE YOU MOTHERFU-

chaotic-capricorn

Aries: you take an inch, I take a chamo-mile! Hahahah

Capricorn: really?

Aries: what is it not your cup of tea?

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