Nova

coworker who has shot me with a water pistol twice today asked me “did you ever watch k-pop demon hunters,” i said “no,” he said, “do you watch Anything,” i looked up towards the ceiling briefly before looking back at him & saying, “no,” he said, “all i can picture, is you, in a corner of a room, staring at a wall,” i said, “yeah”

she wears short shorts i wear pant pants

Pokemon Heritage Post

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

wow this pizza is great it's so good it's unreal *remembers the unreal engine is dogshit* I mean uh it's Source how good this pizza is

no idea what kissing is about anymore. zero familiarity with the ruleset. if i accidentally suck one of their teeth into my mouth do i get to keep it? would that be rude? what's the meta

chasing that Gregory horror show for the ps2 high

you ever think about how mr beast is real life monokuma

I believe Mr Beast is just itching for the day he can do a real death game. I think he constantly pitches it to his team and they just keep going "not yet, but soon"