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Lima seems to be dead today.

No Aaron…no it’s not. It’s junk food! That’s not healthy

I had an apple the other day. Are apples healthy?

Lima seems to be dead today.

No Aaron. Pizza doesn’t count as healthy. Whatever benefit olives and pineapples have is countered by the fat and the grease

I think you're making that up. Pizza is totally healthy!

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That vegan stuff doesn’t look too bad. It’s healthy at least. Do you eat any healthy stuff Aaron?

It smells just as bad as it looks. Does pizza count as healthy? It has like olives and pineapple and stuff on it.

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Alright I’ll bring them over soon then if you want. It wouldn’t surprise me if you did because I swear down you have an extra developed sense of smell that allows you to sniff out any form of food anywhere.

Oh yes, definitely. Except the crappy vegan stuff at Barbra's house. Her mom keeps trying to get me to eat that instead of all of the junk food I eat, but it's the most unappealing item of food I have ever seen!

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No, but shh. Oh, I got bored and baked brownies earlier. Want them?

Of course I want them! You're lucky we don't live together because otherwise I would have found them and eaten them hours ago.

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Well, yeah, but that extra year makes all the difference!

Really? Are you really sure about that?

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I think it does. More years life experience and all that

You're like a year older than me. I doubt you've experienced much more in your life than I have.

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I am! I am older and therefore wiser

I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way.

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Of course it’s true. I’m always right Aaron.

You keep telling yourself that,

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Of course I did! Well, you’re half Irish anyway

True, very true.

I am the normalist of the norms.

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A little blonde Irish leprachaun

You just described me perfectly!