ive never been able to smoke weed or cigarettes. I just am unable to perform the function. I can only drink weed soda lmao

sometimes I wonder what will happen to my 6 month simp next year

I got heckled by a group of homeless people today idk what this means tbh

I fear I am a woman pick up artist

I hate when places don’t take Amex

whenever I travel, men just want to fuck and women are the smartestsexiest most incredible people with the biggest brains and titties

I think im sexually attracted to buildings

the gym was so full this morning that I did my little cardio routine twice just waiting for a space to clear up so I could do my abs. never cleared up. I low-key dont care abt my cardio health I just want abs fr. just kidding

I am going to start discriminating against people who wear glasses. just in case they are meta glasses. I must cover all bases just in case

There are places I need to be this winter

I need a hobby that isn’t always travelling to other countries to go on little walks by myself. I need to do something in the little town that I live in. I kind of flopped by buying a house here with my bf I lowkey wanna leave him every fortnite he just doesn’t have enough zest. We have had molly in the house for over a year and he doesn’t want to do it with me 😔 I am going to be an insane ex-girlfriend story one day I should treat him better perhaps

My boyfriend is starting to realize that he’s a man 🙁